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dadio.mcduck

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Dadio Wellington McDuck™ was born to As*holio Marinara McDuck and an unknown woman somewhere between the late 19th century and the mid 20th century in Transylvania, Pennsylvania. Though his mother chose to remain unknown due to the shame McDuck brought upon her, many theories have been proposed as to the true identity of his mother with most historians favoring Georgia O'Keeffe. The date of his birth is a mystery because McDuck ingested his birth certificate shortly after being born later saying he destroyed the "evidence" because he "wanted to be able to get both senior citizen benefits as well as kids meal prices".

He began peddling stray cats at the age of four, often times trading them with a Super Slam Breakfast at his local Denny's. After achieving moderate success, he was approached by an ambitious young man named Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz who wanted Dadio to help him sell imitation grapefruits. Dadio declined but offered him advice about how to dictate orders to subordinates.

In order to save money on postage, Dadio traveled to the Appalachian Mountains in order to employ Southern flying squirrels. It was there that he was exposed to the art of yodeling. His teacher, the great Adelheid "Gargle" Fabiola, recommended that Dadio begin speaking with a Persian accent in order to master the technique called "tahrir" which is similar to yodeling. Dadio has not been able to drop the accent.

In fact, his accent has been cause for ridicule anywhere Dadio goes. It is for this reason that he underwent treatment for Foreign Accent Syndrome. There he met Hodgie "The Electric" Smodgie and the rest is history.

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Recent Activity
Love this guy
Commented on Geno Atkins happy to make his training camp debut on Jul 30 2014, 7:32p
If that's true
Commented on Why can't we pay starting quarterbacks what they're worth anymore? on Jul 30 2014, 7:30p
Exactly
Commented on Why can't we pay starting quarterbacks what they're worth anymore? on Jul 29 2014, 7:15p - 1 reply
This might sound crazy
Commented on Why can't we pay starting quarterbacks what they're worth anymore? on Jul 29 2014, 6:03p - 1 reply
Good stuff!
Commented on 2014 Bengals Season Preview: What topics would you like to see? on Jul 29 2014, 5:01p
Excellent points
Commented on Why can't we pay starting quarterbacks what they're worth anymore? on Jul 29 2014, 4:56p - 2 replies
for massively overpaid
Voted on Jul 29 2014, 4:45a
Why can't we pay starting quarterbacks what they're worth anymore?
Posted on Jul 28 2014, 8:23p
Good idea
Commented on 2014 Bengals Season Preview: What topics would you like to see? on Jul 28 2014, 3:39p
True. Lewis seems to have a soft spot for Dalton.
Commented on 2014 Bengals Season Preview: What topics would you like to see? on Jul 24 2014, 4:15p
for A.J. McCarron as a threat to Dalton
Voted on Jul 24 2014, 2:35p
2014 Bengals Season Preview: What topics would you like to see?
Posted on Jul 24 2014, 2:08p
for Let him play it out on a prove-it contract year
Voted on Jul 23 2014, 8:36p
I'm kinda' curious
Commented on Why does Mike Brown want to give Andy Dalton around $126 million? on Jul 23 2014, 3:49a
for This is a disaster. Dalton hasn't had nearly the success Kaepernick has in the postseason
Voted on Jul 23 2014, 3:47a
Why does Mike Brown want to give Andy Dalton around $126 million?
Posted on Jul 23 2014, 3:43a
So nice to see this video
Commented on Remembering Darnay Scott and the 90s Bengals Air Attack on Jul 8 2014, 6:00a - 1 reply
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