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dadio.mcduck

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Dadio Wellington McDuck™ was born to As*holio Marinara McDuck and an unknown woman somewhere between the late 19th century and the mid 20th century in Transylvania, Pennsylvania. Though his mother chose to remain unknown due to the shame McDuck brought upon her, many theories have been proposed as to the true identity of his mother with most historians favoring Georgia O'Keeffe. The date of his birth is a mystery because McDuck ingested his birth certificate shortly after being born later saying he destroyed the "evidence" because he "wanted to be able to get both senior citizen benefits as well as kids meal prices".

He began peddling stray cats at the age of four, often times trading them with a Super Slam Breakfast at his local Denny's. After achieving moderate success, he was approached by an ambitious young man named Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz who wanted Dadio to help him sell imitation grapefruits. Dadio declined but offered him advice about how to dictate orders to subordinates.

In order to save money on postage, Dadio traveled to the Appalachian Mountains in order to employ Southern flying squirrels. It was there that he was exposed to the art of yodeling. His teacher, the great Adelheid "Gargle" Fabiola, recommended that Dadio begin speaking with a Persian accent in order to master the technique called "tahrir" which is similar to yodeling. Dadio has not been able to drop the accent.

In fact, his accent has been cause for ridicule anywhere Dadio goes. It is for this reason that he underwent treatment for Foreign Accent Syndrome. There he met Hodgie "The Electric" Smodgie and the rest is history.

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Cincinnati Bengals 2014 Season Preview, part 2

Hello there again, boys and girls. This is the second part of our preview of the Cincinnati Bengals' 2014 season. In this episode my co-host, Dr. Hodgie E. Smodgie, and I talk about the new...

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Cincinnati Bengals 2014 Season Preview, part 1

Hello there, boys and girls, I present to you, Part 1 of our 2014 Preview Edition of "Sorry If I Spit When I Speak". Overall, my co-host (Dr. Hodgie E. Smodgie) and I are very excited about the...

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The Adventures of Dadio and Katie Blackburn

Hello there, boys and girls!!!! This is my latest project and it's a little different. It takes place on a tropical island where Dadio, and his advisor, Katie Blackburn, must overcome the odds...

Can Giovani Bernard be a workhorse back? (video)

In this episode, I ask, can Giovani be an every-down back and get close to 300 carries this season? I take a look at some of the smaller backs today and in the past. The results may surprise some...

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Why can't we pay starting quarterbacks what they're worth anymore?

Bill Barnwell and others have blamed a lot of the Ravens' issues on the crippling contract of Joe Flacco. Jamison Hensley then made some good points, essentially arguing that at least he did...

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Season Preview: What topics would you like to see?

What would you like to see us talk about? I will put some ideas in the poll but I really hope to hear from you in the comments section.

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Why does Mike Brown want to give Andy Dalton around $126 million?

Yesterday, Cole Harvey tweeted that Mike Brown said that Andy Dalton's next deal should be "around (Colin) Kaepernick's." Kaepernick recently received a six year, $126 million deal. $21 million a...

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Video Analysis of Bengals 2014 Draft

Hello there, boys and girls, Here is what my co-host (Dr. Hodgie E. Smodgie) and I had to say about the Cincinnati Bengals' recent draft picks. Like a lot of guys on CincyJungle, I felt we...

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Original Video Preview of the Cincinnati Bengals' Draft (Rounds 6 and 7)

Hello there, boys and girls, Here is the third part of our Draft Preview edition of "Sorry If I Spit When I Speak." In rounds 6 and 7, we have two compensatory picks. I decided to address some...

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(New Video) Bengals Draft Preview, Rounds 3, 4 and 5

Hello again, here is the second of three parts of our Draft Preview. As you saw in the first segment, Hodgie and I have completely different philosophies when it comes to drafting. I really...

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Bengals Draft Preview (New Video), Rounds 1 and 2

Hello there, boys and girls, Well, Hodgie and I are back at it. In this episode of Sorry If I Spit When I Speak, we talk about the Bengals' needs in the first two rounds and players that might...

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Is Andy Dalton a jerk?

Let us put his ability as a quarterback aside. Additionally, many Bengals fans have a problem with his vague language and refusal to shoulder the blame for his team's postseason failures. But in...

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Are the Bengals primed to take a step backwards?

After improving the first three years of the Andy Dalton-A.J. Green era, might our beloved Bengals miss the playoffs next year? Cincinnati depends on a dominant defense to win games. There are a...

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Bill Barnwell says Bengals are best fit for D-Jax

Grantland's own Bill Barnwell believes the Bengals should get into the DeSean Jackson sweepstakes.

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The time has come to trade Dalton

When an organization like the Bengals, which has showed nothing but class in relation to Andy Dalton, diverting negative attention away from him, cannot come to terms with his agent, you know the...

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The Glory Days of Shanahan's 1997-1998 Super Bowl Teams (original video)

Hello, boys and girls, I made this video talking about Mike Shanahan, who I believe is an underrated coach these days. I talk about those great Super Bowl teams of the late '90's and ask, who...

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Video Breakdown of Bengals' Meltdown vs. Chargers (SIISWIS E13, part 2)

In this episode, I break down the Bengals' Wildcard loss to San Diego with Dadio's temporary replacement, Professor E.S. Leimie. We address the different things that went wrong in a game to which...

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Aftermath of Bengals' playoff embarrassment

This is the most recent episode of "Sorry If I Spit When I Speak." I am Hodgie E. Smodgie, Dadio McDuck's longtime partner. I was forced to use Dadio's computer to post this video as my old friend...

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Wildcard Playoff Predictions (new episode of SIISWIS)

Hello there, boys and girls, Here is a new episode of "Sorry If I Spit When I Speak." In this episode, Dr. Hodgie E. Smodgie provides his playoff predictions for Wildcard Weekend. He, of...

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Can the Bengals be beat at home? A special Christmas edition of SIISWIS

Hello there, boys and girls, This is the second part of our most recent episode. In this segment, we ask, can the Bengals now be regarded as the league's best home team? This question is...

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Bengals' Playoff Positioning, Recap of Vikings-Bengals

Hello there, boys and girls, This is the first part of our most recent episode. In this episode, we discuss the possible opponents the Bengals might face in the playoffs. We also talk about...

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Vikings-Bengals Preview

Hello there, boys and girls, In our latest episode, we preview the Bengals home game against Minnesota. Can the Bengals win their last two games and seize the AFC North? Also, we have a couple...

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Reflections on Bengals-Steelers, SIISWIS E09

Hello there boys and girls, In this episode, we discuss the Bengals' recent loss to the Steelers. It also features a new guest, Iraj the rug seller, who offers his expert opinion on the game....

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Full Andy Dalton Rap

Hello there, boys and girls, This is the full Andy Dalton rap. Hodgie has been pushing for this for quite some time. I cut him off last time he tried it. But I figured he went a whole two months...

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A Review of the Bengals' Last Two Months (All New SIISWIS)

Hello there, boys and girls, In this episode, we explain our long absence, catch up on the last couple of months and talk about the Bengals' chances of nabbing the #2 seed in the AFC playoffs. ...

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Video recap and analysis of Patriots vs. Bengals

Hello there, Bengals fans, Here is part one of my most recent video. In this, we have a surprise visitor and I get a little too emotional over the Bengals' huge win over the...

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Video preview of Patriots-Bengals

Hello there, my dear friends, Here you can find my latest video, a preview of the Bengals' week five game against the undefeated New England Patriots. It features the debut of Elliott...

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Bengals vs. Browns video analysis

Hello, my dear friends, Here is my latest video. It features the first performance of my new co-host (for now, at least) Carl Shank who is filling in for Dr. Hodgie "the Electric" Smodgie." In...

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New videos: Packers vs. Bengals, highlights, analysis and Preview of Browns game

Hello, my beloved Bengals fans! Here is my newest video. In it, my colleague, Dr. Hodgie "the Electric" Smodgie, and I discuss the Bengals crazy victory over Aaron Rodgers and the Packers. We...

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New Video: Steelers-Bengals recap and analysis

Hello, my dear fans I present you with my latest video. In this episode, Dr. Hodgie E. Smodgie and I recap the Bengals' Monday night game in which they won but perhaps not by as wide of a...

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