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dan

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Lifelong Cards fan from Springfield, MO who tries to see as many SGF Cards games as humanly possible each season. Going to Game 4 of the 2006 World Series ranks as one of the greatest moments of my life. Front-end Engineering Director for Vox Media.

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Commented on Viva El Birdos Podcast: Episode 1 on Aug 22 2014, 9:45a
Case closed
Commented on Sohme Nhumberhs ihn Prhaise ofh Jhonny on Aug 20 2014, 5:13p - 1 reply
Fuckers are making a comeback though
Commented on Sohme Nhumberhs ihn Prhaise ofh Jhonny on Aug 20 2014, 4:42p - 2 replies
I think I have those same pants
Commented on VEB Editors' Roundtable: Who should close? on Aug 20 2014, 4:41p
for Pat Neshek
Voted on Aug 20 2014, 4:39p
We're just hitting our stride, man
Commented on Sohme Nhumberhs ihn Prhaise ofh Jhonny on Aug 20 2014, 3:51p - 2 replies
Some of my friends are like this, which I don't really understand
Commented on Sohme Nhumberhs ihn Prhaise ofh Jhonny on Aug 20 2014, 2:08p - 2 replies
Counterpoint
Commented on Sohme Nhumberhs ihn Prhaise ofh Jhonny on Aug 20 2014, 12:04p - 2 replies
Fair is fair, Lil' Scoot
Commented on Sohme Nhumberhs ihn Prhaise ofh Jhonny on Aug 20 2014, 12:01p - 1 reply
Don't they understand that Paul Rudd belongs to the Royals?!
Commented on Sohme Nhumberhs ihn Prhaise ofh Jhonny on Aug 20 2014, 11:20a - 2 replies
He looked so happy trotting down the line last night
Commented on Sohme Nhumberhs ihn Prhaise ofh Jhonny on Aug 20 2014, 11:04a - 1 reply
Maybe we should stop using short short stops
Commented on Sohme Nhumberhs ihn Prhaise ofh Jhonny on Aug 20 2014, 10:15a - 5 replies
No way
Commented on Cardinals shut down Luke Weaver and a look at 2014 draftees on Aug 19 2014, 5:44p
You're god damn right it is
Commented on Cardinals shut down Luke Weaver and a look at 2014 draftees on Aug 19 2014, 5:32p
Yep. I paid somewhere in between those two numbers
Commented on Cardinals shut down Luke Weaver and a look at 2014 draftees on Aug 19 2014, 5:30p - 1 reply
How many > 100mph pitches did Rosie throw in 2013 compared to this year?
Commented on Why is Trevor Rosenthal struggling as the St. Louis Cardinals closer? on Aug 19 2014, 5:21p - 1 reply
for Yes
Voted on Aug 19 2014, 5:19p
Did I just buy a Jon Hamm bobblehead?
Commented on Cardinals shut down Luke Weaver and a look at 2014 draftees on Aug 19 2014, 5:14p - 1 reply
All on my butthole
Commented on Cardinals shut down Luke Weaver and a look at 2014 draftees on Aug 19 2014, 5:13p - 1 reply
Well, whatever
Commented on Cardinals shut down Luke Weaver and a look at 2014 draftees on Aug 19 2014, 5:11p - 1 reply
You need to work on your power napping ability
Commented on Cardinals shut down Luke Weaver and a look at 2014 draftees on Aug 19 2014, 4:23p
But it seems like Phillips went out a lot longer ago
Commented on Cardinals shut down Luke Weaver and a look at 2014 draftees on Aug 19 2014, 4:23p - 1 reply
That's Pujols-level healing!
Commented on Cardinals shut down Luke Weaver and a look at 2014 draftees on Aug 19 2014, 3:59p - 2 replies
It was good, but not Rushmore / Tenenbaums good
Commented on Cardinals shut down Luke Weaver and a look at 2014 draftees on Aug 19 2014, 3:14p
High Fidelity?
Commented on Cardinals shut down Luke Weaver and a look at 2014 draftees on Aug 19 2014, 3:08p - 2 replies
Toss up between Rushmore or Royal Tenenbaums for Wes Anderson's best soundtrack
Commented on Cardinals shut down Luke Weaver and a look at 2014 draftees on Aug 19 2014, 3:06p - 2 replies
Xanadu
Commented on Cardinals shut down Luke Weaver and a look at 2014 draftees on Aug 19 2014, 3:00p
+1 on Into the Wild
Commented on Cardinals shut down Luke Weaver and a look at 2014 draftees on Aug 19 2014, 2:58p - 1 reply
Dat Violent Femmes song
Commented on Cardinals shut down Luke Weaver and a look at 2014 draftees on Aug 19 2014, 2:58p - 1 reply
Runners up:
Commented on Cardinals shut down Luke Weaver and a look at 2014 draftees on Aug 19 2014, 2:52p
Goodfellas
Commented on Cardinals shut down Luke Weaver and a look at 2014 draftees on Aug 19 2014, 2:49p - 2 replies
The actors that they got to portray the kid didn't look anything alike as they "aged"
Commented on Cardinals shut down Luke Weaver and a look at 2014 draftees on Aug 19 2014, 2:47p - 3 replies
Parts of me are so itchy that it makes me insecure
Commented on Cardinals shut down Luke Weaver and a look at 2014 draftees on Aug 19 2014, 1:16p - 1 reply
And it also began the downward spiral of the Buccos for the second year in a row
Commented on Cardinals shut down Luke Weaver and a look at 2014 draftees on Aug 19 2014, 10:17a - 2 replies
Nope
Commented on Cardinals vs Reds gamethread, August 18 on Aug 18 2014, 11:49p
Back to 10 over .500
Commented on Cardinals vs Reds gamethread, August 18 on Aug 18 2014, 11:40p - 1 reply
And he looks like Aaron Miles to boot!
Commented on Cardinals vs Reds gamethread, August 18 on Aug 18 2014, 11:39p
Ondrusek is like 70% legs
Commented on Cardinals vs Reds gamethread, August 18 on Aug 18 2014, 11:31p
WE CANNOT LOSE ON JON HAMM NIGHT
Commented on Cardinals vs Reds gamethread, August 18 on Aug 18 2014, 11:26p - 1 reply
I didn't read back
Commented on Cardinals vs Reds gamethread, August 18 on Aug 18 2014, 11:25p - 1 reply
Walk-off, Big Mayo
Commented on Cardinals vs Reds gamethread, August 18 on Aug 18 2014, 11:23p - 1 reply
"So you're a hunt and pecker?"
Commented on Mathenaging: Mike Matheny doubles down on double standards on Aug 18 2014, 2:12p
6 for 9, not bad
Commented on Mathenaging: Mike Matheny doubles down on double standards on Aug 18 2014, 1:28p - 1 reply
Isn't it hard to dig stuff out from the bottom?
Commented on Mathenaging: Mike Matheny doubles down on double standards on Aug 18 2014, 1:27p - 3 replies
Quiz: Who is the Cards' franchise HR leader for all 9 positions (counting HRs hit while playing the position, not PHing)
Commented on Mathenaging: Mike Matheny doubles down on double standards on Aug 18 2014, 1:11p - 9 replies
I need a bigger freezer
Commented on Mathenaging: Mike Matheny doubles down on double standards on Aug 18 2014, 1:02p - 2 replies
I like burritos, but I don't like taking a lot of time preparing them
Commented on Mathenaging: Mike Matheny doubles down on double standards on Aug 18 2014, 12:54p - 2 replies
I read that as a joke
Commented on Mathenaging: Mike Matheny doubles down on double standards on Aug 18 2014, 12:11p
I don't know. I'd be so hamstrung on what to do with the $100k that I'd probably end up blowing it on hookers and blow
Commented on Mathenaging: Mike Matheny doubles down on double standards on Aug 18 2014, 11:47a - 1 reply
Does $100k really change your life that much?
Commented on Mathenaging: Mike Matheny doubles down on double standards on Aug 18 2014, 11:40a - 2 replies
Never forget
Commented on Mathenaging: Mike Matheny doubles down on double standards on Aug 18 2014, 11:30a
Noted
Commented on Dealing With the Downs on Aug 13 2014, 1:27p
Priority
Commented on In his own words: Adam Wainwright's take on Big League Impact on Aug 12 2014, 12:08p - 1 reply
FIXED!
Commented on Carlos Martinez and his future with the Cardinals on Aug 7 2014, 1:39p - 2 replies
Not sure why that doesn't repeat
Commented on Carlos Martinez and his future with the Cardinals on Aug 7 2014, 1:37p
This is shot of MM watching the video being filmed
Commented on Carlos Martinez and his future with the Cardinals on Aug 7 2014, 1:36p - 2 replies
Does Jay speak Spanish?
Commented on Carlos Martinez and his future with the Cardinals on Aug 7 2014, 1:32p - 1 reply
This is my favorite because the guys in the back are so obviously crossing their arms to make their forearm muscles more defined
Commented on Carlos Martinez and his future with the Cardinals on Aug 7 2014, 12:13p - 1 reply
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Commented on Carlos Martinez and his future with the Cardinals on Aug 7 2014, 12:09p - 4 replies
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Commented on Carlos Martinez and his future with the Cardinals on Aug 7 2014, 12:09p
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Commented on Carlos Martinez and his future with the Cardinals on Aug 7 2014, 12:08p - 3 replies
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Commented on Carlos Martinez and his future with the Cardinals on Aug 7 2014, 12:08p
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Commented on Carlos Martinez and his future with the Cardinals on Aug 7 2014, 12:08p - 2 replies
Ok. Here they come!
Commented on Carlos Martinez and his future with the Cardinals on Aug 7 2014, 12:08p
Can I post all the gifs from that sweet Mexican song that Yadi's label put out?
Commented on Carlos Martinez and his future with the Cardinals on Aug 7 2014, 12:04p - 9 replies
Correct
Commented on A closer look at John Lackey's first start with the St. Louis Cardinals on Aug 6 2014, 6:38p
Probably too late in the day to get noticed, but I leave you this gif with absolutely no context
Commented on A closer look at John Lackey's first start with the St. Louis Cardinals on Aug 6 2014, 6:33p - 2 replies
Boog
Commented on A closer look at John Lackey's first start with the St. Louis Cardinals on Aug 6 2014, 11:46a - 4 replies
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Commented on A closer look at John Lackey's first start with the St. Louis Cardinals on Aug 6 2014, 11:45a
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Commented on A closer look at John Lackey's first start with the St. Louis Cardinals on Aug 6 2014, 11:34a - 3 replies
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Commented on A closer look at John Lackey's first start with the St. Louis Cardinals on Aug 6 2014, 11:34a - 1 reply
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Commented on A closer look at John Lackey's first start with the St. Louis Cardinals on Aug 6 2014, 11:33a - 4 replies
I heard that Pence thinks Game of Thrones is just OK
Commented on Cardinals vs Red Sox gamethread, August 5 on Aug 5 2014, 11:00p - 2 replies
Ok. I'm here. Let's win this sumbitch
Commented on Cardinals vs Red Sox gamethread, August 5 on Aug 5 2014, 10:46p - 1 reply
This was my 12,000th comment, by the way
Commented on What's wrong with Adam Wainwright? on Aug 4 2014, 3:56p - 2 replies
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Commented on What's wrong with Adam Wainwright? on Aug 4 2014, 2:49p - 1 reply
Which is a better band name: Wisdom Bean or Bean Wisdom?
Commented on What's wrong with Adam Wainwright? on Aug 4 2014, 1:21p - 4 replies
This gif never fails to tickle me
Commented on What's wrong with Adam Wainwright? on Aug 4 2014, 1:20p - 1 reply
Thought this was Wiggy counting his contract years
Commented on What's wrong with Adam Wainwright? on Aug 4 2014, 12:47p
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