Voted for Four to six years and under $100 million on Baseball Nation - 05/29/12 3:05 PM EDT

Commented Welp on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 11:18 PM EDT

Commented Fuck that bat on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 11:13 PM EDT

Commented Matty was swinging for the evergreens there on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 11:10 PM EDT

Commented Why would getting beat by Tyler been better than a proven RBI machine, Al? on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 11:08 PM EDT

Commented Beltran does it from all three sides on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 11:08 PM EDT

Commented valdes on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 11:07 PM EDT

Commented Don't not win this game, Tyler Greene on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 11:05 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented What about my glutes? on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 11:03 PM EDT

Commented Maybe the grit is too fine on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 11:00 PM EDT

Commented I know, right! on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:59 PM EDT

Commented He's the dirtiest Dan on this team on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:59 PM EDT

Commented Doesn't work on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:58 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I replied to a Rickie Weeks comment with a question about the Reds on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:57 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Four on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:56 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I do have hairy nostrils... on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:50 PM EDT (4 replies)

Commented No way man! It's the basis of my whole stand-up routine on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:46 PM EDT

Commented Freese is gonna do a thing on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:44 PM EDT

Commented If Rogaine could figure out how to regrow hair as fast as nose hair... on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:44 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented For shame on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:28 PM EDT

Commented One thing's for sure, he doesn't put up with shenanigans in center field on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:26 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented Where are all the comments?! on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:23 PM EDT (3 replies)

Commented Ruiz is a fat slow guy who always hits the ball where the fielders aren't on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:18 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I'm all too familiar, sadly on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:16 PM EDT

Commented I am all too familiar, sadly on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:16 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented All of the rest of them in this game on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:13 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented This was the first time on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:10 PM EDT

Commented It's not like I can edit my comments on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:09 PM EDT

Commented Because I'm tipsy and realized that my comment was grossly incorrect on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:08 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented That Polanco fellow is pretty good on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 10:07 PM EDT

Commented He and Dempster should start a support group on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 9:59 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I'm sitting outside on my deck in Springfield, MO on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 9:57 PM EDT (5 replies)

Commented Interesting on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 9:53 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Wooo! I'm here! on Phillies at Cardinals Open Thread: on Viva El Birdos - 05/25/12 9:51 PM EDT (4 replies)

Commented You could almost field a quality Pick6 team from our DL on A Late May Chat Thread on Viva El Birdos - 05/23/12 12:43 PM EDT (1 reply)

Voted for No on Baseball Nation - 05/14/12 12:37 PM EDT

Commented Just added him to my fantasy on Should the St. Louis Cardinals Be Worried About Adam Wainwright? on Viva El Birdos - 05/14/12 11:19 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented If that was his worst, I'll take it on Should the St. Louis Cardinals Be Worried About Adam Wainwright? on Viva El Birdos - 05/14/12 11:09 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented It's that dry desert air on Carlos Beltran's Statistical Line To Date on Viva El Birdos - 05/09/12 11:51 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Today has been my best day ever for fantasy baseball on Game 29: St. Louis Cardinals @ Arizona Diamondbacks, May 7, 2012, 8:40 PM CDT on Viva El Birdos - 05/08/12 1:05 AM EDT

Commented Is that Altuve's song? on Game 29: St. Louis Cardinals @ Arizona Diamondbacks, May 7, 2012, 8:40 PM CDT on Viva El Birdos - 05/08/12 12:57 AM EDT

Commented Man, he really lit it up last year in the desert on Game 29: St. Louis Cardinals @ Arizona Diamondbacks, May 7, 2012, 8:40 PM CDT on Viva El Birdos - 05/08/12 12:49 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Past results are not indicative of future returns on Game 29: St. Louis Cardinals @ Arizona Diamondbacks, May 7, 2012, 8:40 PM CDT on Viva El Birdos - 05/08/12 12:47 AM EDT

Commented Furcal is pretty good, you guys on Game 29: St. Louis Cardinals @ Arizona Diamondbacks, May 7, 2012, 8:40 PM CDT on Viva El Birdos - 05/08/12 12:26 AM EDT

Commented Ah yes, gentle Boggs on Game 29: St. Louis Cardinals @ Arizona Diamondbacks, May 7, 2012, 8:40 PM CDT on Viva El Birdos - 05/08/12 12:21 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented That was two runs on Game 29: St. Louis Cardinals @ Arizona Diamondbacks, May 7, 2012, 8:40 PM CDT on Viva El Birdos - 05/08/12 12:21 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented So, what's the bullpen order on Game 29: St. Louis Cardinals @ Arizona Diamondbacks, May 7, 2012, 8:40 PM CDT on Viva El Birdos - 05/08/12 12:20 AM EDT (3 replies)

Commented Can't unsee on Game 29: St. Louis Cardinals @ Arizona Diamondbacks, May 7, 2012, 8:40 PM CDT on Viva El Birdos - 05/08/12 12:08 AM EDT

Commented See on Game 29: St. Louis Cardinals @ Arizona Diamondbacks, May 7, 2012, 8:40 PM CDT on Viva El Birdos - 05/08/12 12:06 AM EDT

Commented He has a big round head like a lego guy on Game 29: St. Louis Cardinals @ Arizona Diamondbacks, May 7, 2012, 8:40 PM CDT on Viva El Birdos - 05/08/12 12:04 AM EDT (2 replies)

Commented I lefty specialist on Game 29: St. Louis Cardinals @ Arizona Diamondbacks, May 7, 2012, 8:40 PM CDT on Viva El Birdos - 05/08/12 12:04 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Lester Freeman too on Game 29: St. Louis Cardinals @ Arizona Diamondbacks, May 7, 2012, 8:40 PM CDT on Viva El Birdos - 05/08/12 12:02 AM EDT

Commented Holy balls, that tightened the ol' scrot! on Game 29: St. Louis Cardinals @ Arizona Diamondbacks, May 7, 2012, 8:40 PM CDT on Viva El Birdos - 05/08/12 12:01 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented This does not have the tell-tale signs of a T.E.S.S. on Game 29: St. Louis Cardinals @ Arizona Diamondbacks, May 7, 2012, 8:40 PM CDT on Viva El Birdos - 05/07/12 11:58 PM EDT

Commented Just switched it on on Game 29: St. Louis Cardinals @ Arizona Diamondbacks, May 7, 2012, 8:40 PM CDT on Viva El Birdos - 05/07/12 11:55 PM EDT (3 replies)

Commented This is your greatest article to date, Al on What If This IS The Real Albert Pujols? on Baseball Nation - 05/03/12 2:02 PM EDT

Commented Who hits home run #1 first, Craig or Albert? on 2012 Draft Preview Numero Sixo: Various Positions on Viva El Birdos - 05/02/12 3:51 PM EDT (3 replies)