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dennyoffside

  • joined Mar 09, 2011
  • last login Jan 12, 2012
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Seattle Offside writer, Sounders supporter, general hool.

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Review and Preview Mashed Into One

Woo! I had totally meant to come home Wednesday night and get a review up of that wild win. So a quick recap now before I jump into a really late preview against SKC. First up, does Pat Noonan run...

Match Preview: CCL at Home, San Francisco

WHO: San Francisco WHAT: CONCACAF Champions League Preliminary Round WHEN: Wednesday, 7:00 PM WHERE: The Locks Pre-Game Song Straight forward, there is only one thing that has to happen in order...

Use Your Wand Sigi

Expecto Ipsum Seattle went out in the miserable heat of Houston, orchestrated entirely by one former Sounder Brian Ching. He single-handedly helped his team to the win, by feeding an assist for...

Sounders Streak Ends in San Francisco

From my favorite blog, I steal thee. And just in time to pick up another one, perhaps more familiar. chamberiECS: And to pile it on: http://bit.ly/oQLmLX RT @TheChampions: Seattle is now winless in...

Rise and Shine: Jay DeMerit Story Showing at G&D

Jay DeMerit is an American dream come true in English football. His story is an incredible one. From a very young age, he worked incredibly hard to overcome a lack of opportunities in America and...

Love in the club

So one day, Nate Jaqua returns back to his apartment from a tough day of training. And he walks into the living room, and Roger Levesque is sitting there, right, in like a full on wedding gown,...

Poll:[Insert clever post title here]

Here we go, a chance for reader input! The choices are the following: 1. "Sounders [syn. for destroyed, mauled, humiliated, eviscerated] as Man United Score a [syn. for whopping, childsplay,...

Who are ya! Who are ya!

(Ed. note - I am currently on a mix of antibiotics and anti-inflammatory steroids for allergies, but if anything it's made me more inflammatory, both on the inside and outside. Therefore, this...

Autopsy of Two Goals: Colorado Edition

Right, so I was reading some comments and thinking about our recently found scoring touch and our equally recent leaky defense. Part of me was curious about whether this was a direct trade-off...

3 Goals Conceded Mean Sounders Haven't Hit Ceiling

(video!) Fans were chanting Steve Zakuani's name in the final bit of #ClassyMullanHate and in a show of support for the team's 4-3 win over the C.Rapids. But first, let me toot my horn. That's 11...

Sounders Keep Rolling

It's all about streaks. Abby Wambach's World Cup scoring streak against Japan. LA Galaxy's unbeaten streak ended at 13. Portland Timber's losing streak extended to 9. Mr. Open Cup kept the...

Roger Levesque Will Start Against Portland

Sigi Schmid revealed to Ian Furness on 950 KJR that Levesque will be starting tomorrow afternoon. Hat-tip to Josh at ST. Sigi also talked about missing Zakuani, Montero's hot streaks, and the...

Portland's Biggest Weapon

"There’s no hiding place when you’re out there. The place is going to be jam packed. They’re going to come down very confident in themselves that it’s the right time to play us, but I think, as I...

Guest Post: Portland Away Tactical Preview

Ed. - Featured guest post from Sophie McDonnal, who is an Offside reader and has never before written about the Sounders. Sophie rounds up everything you need to know about this week's Cascadia...

News Roundup/Countdown to Sunday

Incoming wall of text. Please have handy your morning coffee. It doesn't really feel like another epic Cascadia clash is right around the corner. Maybe it's because we're deeper into the season...

Tickets On Sale for USOC Against LA

Tickets go on sale at 10AM today for the next round of the USOC against the LA Galaxy for next Wednesday July 14th, 7PM at Starfire. They will be available at the CenturyLink Field box office, by...

CJ Sapong Wants a Levesque Encore

Nothing like CJ Sapong's celebration in front of the Timbers Army to get the coals started. Surely Roger's cooking up something new for them this weekend.

Hello, my name is Brian Perk

Brian took off his cap, hung up his coat, and made himself at home right in front of the HDC goal. Pressure? What pressure?

Match Preview: 4th of July Edition

WHO: Los Angeles Galaxy WHAT: Fourth of July, LA Away WHEN: 7:30PM WHERE: Home Depot Center, ESPN2 WHY: Best of the West This will be an abbreviated preview for today's match because it's a...

Top 10 Seattle Absurd Transfer Prospects

Wait for it, wait for it. Silly season. Whew. There, I got that terribly overused cliche out of the way. Though the silly season hasn't even yet started (the MLS transfer window opens July 15th),...

Roger really IS a (flexible) pirate

Have you ever wondered where Roger spends his Saturday mornings, before swashbuckling enemy pirates and MLS foes? Better question, have you ever wondered where Roger learned to master the '...

Shoeporn

Ok, I nabbed this also on the Sounders facebook page. But, like anyone else in the world, nothing winds me down from a long hard day like gazing at some porn. It's like blondes vs. brunettes, most...

Sounders Open Up New Proshop

Today the Sounders opened up another brand new Proshop right in downtown. Well, as if the Westlake Proshop isn't close enough to downtown. To kick off the opening of the store on 4th and Pike, the...

USOC: Sounders Beat Pumas 2-1

The Sounders move onto the next round, per a 2-1 win at Starfire over the Kitsap Pumas! Michael Fucito added two goals to his name, and the Sounders will move on to face the LA Galaxy in the next...

Match Preview: NE Rev's

Ninja Benny Welp, that didn't go so well. I mean, 4-2 isn't as bad as 5-0. Ahh, nah, yeah it's just as bad. Especially with so many 'coulda, shoulda' statements by everyone (re: Shea, Dolo,...

Smackdown

Did I mention I love summer, if not only because of all the soccer? At 6PM today, you're going to want to sit your butt down in front of a TV or computer screen (There will also be an official...

Heating Up

The Sounders marked their centennial, their 100th match in in MLS, just the way it all started. Goals, celebrations, and a win. For the first time in a long time, I was able to enjoy the energy...

Match Preview: New York Red Bull

He shoots from the left, he shoots from the right, Thierry Henry won't be playing tonight! WHO: New York Red BullWHAT: First official summer match, first match in the Clink, week 15WHEN: June...

Kitsap Pumas Want Derby

If the Sounders are the big time around here, then the Kitsap Pumas would be the underdogs. But they have a chance to create an interesting Northwest first, a truly authentic derby. That's right,...

How MLS attendance stacks with Brazil and the World

In case you haven't already seen the many times regurgitated article, an interesting bit of fan claims and journalistic research produced an intriguing comparison. The Seattle Sounders and the C...

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