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dennyoffside

  • joined Mar 09, 2011
  • last login Jan 12, 2012
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Seattle Offside writer, Sounders supporter, general hool.

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Summer Block Party

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It's officially summer. So why not celebrate the best moment of the year! The special moment when the NBA and NHL have just finished, the start of the NFL isn't until a couple months (or in this...

Fredy Up For Goal of the Week 14

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Who doesn't like goals? It was only Fredy's 3rd of the season, but it was a crucial one and a beauty to boot. Perfectly slotted in the near post corner past Frei, there aren't many others who can...

Henry Red Card Leads Ghost Team to Seattle

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In case you missed it, the Portland Timbers played to an absolutely ridiculous draw against a New York Red Bull side who were lucky to come away with a point if it hadn't been for Ricardo Salazar. A...

Matchday: Toronto FC

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WHO: Toronto FC WHAT: The other Canadians WHEN: 4PM Today WHERE: BMO Field, KONG 6 and 97.3 KIRO The last time we played them at home, we walked away with 3 points and 3 goals. Sigi says we've...

Rejoice!

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The blog is not broken! To celebrate, I am going to just upload a metric buttload of pictures! YUESSSSSSS!!! CASCADIA WEEK PT. 2 OF A 4 PART SERIES + = "Teitur, gimmie some of your tots!" #...

Sign the Boy Up, Boss

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Study break.  Cillian Sheridan, took only 8 minutes to say "Hey Sigi, you should consider signing me as an offensive spark to your otherwise lackluster strike force." Yeah, I'm convinced.  Moving...

Mmm, tacos!

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Yeah, yeah, I know. I am trying to knock out the last exams of my college career, so I haven't been around much. Weirdly enough, I lurk my own blog... though I swear, I've been writing articles,...

True Love

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There is no such thing as a lesser fan. Sometimes there are 'soccer snobs', who when you mention you follow the Sounders or a big name European team, they grill you for specific reasons, like...

Seattle Snap RSL Streak, A Little Bit Of Drama

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Told ya so. Yup. One thing I've learned watching and following soccer, is to recognize certain set-ups. Before yesterday, everything about the Sounders was pointing towards inevitable doom. The...

Match Preview: Chill-the-hell-out Edition

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WHO: Really, Salt Lake WHAT: Decision day for RSL WHEN: 6PM Saturday KONG WHERE: Bikini Bottom Sandy, Utah WHY: Because one team has to win, another has to lose. Perspective is a sports fan's most...

Autopsy of a Goal

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Brek Shea's game-winning goal looked simple and straight forward, even graceful and easy, but it had a lot more to do with the bumbling tactical and positional blunders of the Sounders midfield and...

Match Preview: FC Dallas

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Shotgun style! ONE: This kid should've been called up to the Gold Cup! TWO: Did you know he does art?! (not sure you can call it that). THREE: This guy went to my school. He's also scored against...

Sounders Nip the Wiz

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I mean, Sporting KC, whatever they are called these days. Someone should let them know, our players have great kinetic memory. It doesn't matter what you are called, we will dispose of you in...

Photos from Portland Timbers

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Better late than never, eh? Because of the technical bugs still plaguing the Offside, I can't upload all of the photos (it would take years), so I uploaded them onto my flickr account, where you...

Street Soccer Seattle Kick-Off Party

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This Sunday, Street Soccer Seattle will be hosting a kick-off party for people to join the new supporters club for the team, Empowerment FC. If you guys remember the article I did a while back,...

Analyzing the CONCACAF Champions League Draw

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... and we draw the champions Monterrey. Again. Here's what it looks like. Group A Los Angeles Galaxy (USA) Alajuelense (CRC) Winner of Mexican Clausura runner-up/Caribbean club championship...

Printable (and portable!) Song Sheet

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A fan from the Sounders website put this together and has provided this excellent song sheet for today's game. Credit goes to spuderik, who was printing off enough copies for his entire section,...

Match Preview: Portland Timbers

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You remember when you were in 4th grade just minding your own business, trying to be bright and smart? And there was that one bone-headed bully, who was a little too small to picking the fights he...

Sigi Schmid Says 'Bring on Timbers'

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Wait, so this blog isn't the real Sigi Schmid? "But the most important thing is that this is Portland week. Bring on the Timbers. I think all the fans have been waiting for this since the awarding...

History Pt. II A Look at the Recent History of Seattle Portland Rivalry

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How's this for American soccer history. In 1975, the Sounders welcomed the I-5 Rivalry kicking and screaming into the world with a Sounders win. In 1982, the Sounders-Timbers NASL era ended with a S...

A Look Back at the Cascadia Rivalry

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36 years. 3 leagues. 74 games. History. Here's an interesting look back at the the infamous rivalry between the Seattle Sounders and Portland Timbers, way back in the 70's when everything was still...

Seattle's Secret Weapon: We Have Moms

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Well this was missed by most people over this past Mother's Day weekend, with all the attention now shifting towards the buildup for Saturday's epic clash against our Cascadia rivals, the Portland...

Reminder, 6 days until Portland

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I am really hoping the bugs around here get fixed, because it's preventing me from posting too much. But anyways, I assure you guys, I am still here. For now, let's just bask in the glow of this...

Blog Bugs...

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Hey guys, it kind of stinks because the whole week I've been trying to get a review up and finally the day I have time the website kind of craps out on me. I'm having a bit of difficulty putting up...

Keeping Your Eye On The Ball

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If the Sounders were a family and Sigi Schmid was the nice and loving parent, then Brian Schmetzer is the mean and scary one. Like in my personal case, my dad made sure to drill my ass with...

Help Us Help Steve Helping Others, So We Can All Feel A Bit Better

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It's been a crummy week for MLS players, fans, officials, everybody. But that doesn't mean we have to all feel crummy. I saw that this little idea was abrewing on the Twitters late last night,...

Get Well Soon Zak

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There are good games and bad games, but some times winning isn't the most important thing. At the same time, there are things to be said about the game and the tackle, but I won't be saying them. W...

He wants to visit Santa Claus, and apparently looks just like Alonso

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Panayiotis Alexiou, better known to you guys as Peter Vagenas, was originally born in Pasadena, California. From there, he went to school at UCLA a couple miles up the coast, before playing for...

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