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distant_texans_fan

  • joined Jun 23, 2009
  • last login Aug 23, 2014
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FF Invite to all BRBer's

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We have eight teams good to go for our third season of FF. But I want more. We started three seasons ago with sixteen teams. So I would like another eight team owners to join up. It's a keeper league, but it's pretty easy to get competitive. In fact, I kept the most players last season and came last. I

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Come and join the No.2 ranked BRB fantasy league. Up to TEN spots available now!!

BRB The Sequel Part Deux We are about to enter Season 3 of this keeper fantasy league. But we are down to four remaining teams. I have up to TWELVE spots open for anyone looking to take part. ...

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Fantasy Football 16 team league - 12 spots open

BRB The Sequel Part DeuxI've set this up as a keeper league, so we'll have to work in draft spots to make it somewhat even. Let me know if you can't join up, I'm not sure if it is open to new...

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Team Rankings based on NFL100 Power players

If we assign points to a players position on the list, (1st =100, 2nd=99, etc) and add them up by team , we get a pretty good power ranking of the upcoming sesaon. 2012 Pts 2013...

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Live Draft Reminder

Don't forget that the Fantasy Football league, BRB The Sequel, Part Deux, Has a live draft at 3pm on Saturday. I'm going to send an email out to all the participants to confirm that everyone is...

Road to the Superbowl

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Here is a quick overview of the season for each of the remaining teams.

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TE Owen Daniels Has X-Rays For Possible Broken Hand

Owen Daniels to reportedly have x-rays on hand.

In case the D needed some incentive this week

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Chris2K needs only 14yards to hit 1000 yards and get a $300,000 bonus.

"Forcible" Contact Needed to qualify as a Helmet to Helmet Hit

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If that is the case, then the Officials should not have called the Roughing the Passer call on JJ Watt in the game against Indy.

NFL.com's Jason Smith is Calling it. ....

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We can expect to see Schaub in a different uniform next season. I'm suspecting he is talking about the Texans trading him for a 1st round pick, and not Bud McNair re-vamping the uniform.

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Semi-Official Review with DTF

So, with the big play that messed up an early Texans drive in the Falcons game. I thought I would put my fan brain aside and my white official hat on to talk about the "Sanders Fumble Recovery"...

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Pull your head out of your bum-hole. It was Intentional Grounding

NFL Playbook Wk13In this weeks NFL Playbook, the boys go over the intentional grounding play from TJ Yates during the first half of the Jaguars game. (Footage starts at about 3:25). I will detail...

Toxic Differential is the Best Indicator of Sucess (Texans on top)

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Brian Billick discusses his very own stat to show who is best. (Spoiler alert: It is your favourite Houston Texans)

X & O's with Bill Kollar

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Remember him? Defensive Line Coach for that team we all talk about? Here is a good take on what they are looking to do on the D-Line. All secrets are revealed (Just a hint, looks like BRB writers know what they're talking about).

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Major quake in Christchurch, New Zealand

Hi Guys, I'm sure you will have seen this if you have seen the news in the past 24 hours.  I just thought I'd let you all know that I'm still alive and well.  Also, some of my extended family and...

Andre Johnson (GOAT) is a game time decision this week

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An MRI has revealed that the ankle problem is now affecting the achilles due to Johnson playing on his injured ankle since week 2.

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Arian Foster has a pain in the arse!

NFL.com report"Houston Texans running back Arian Foster, who sat out the final 10 minutes of Sunday's 31-17 loss to the Tennessee Titans, cited a muscle spasm in his glute -- not his sore ankle --...

Cole hits Schaub > NFL hits Cole

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While I'm still waiting for a fine for the hit on Pollard, at least it shows that the NFL hasn't forgotten about us.

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Official Review: Arian Foster's non-TD (NFL.com)

http://www.nfl.com/videos/houston-texans/09000d5d81c05edc/Official-Review-Arian-Foster-s-non-TD A video with the NFL's current VP of Officiating,  Carl Johnson h...

Gates Questionable for Texans Game

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In news that will no doubt bring tears of joy to all Houston Texans fans around the globe. The All-Universe TE, Antonio Gates, is considered to be unlikely to play in this weeks game against the Houston Vanilla Defense and the Red Carpet Zone. Gates was possibly quoted as saying, "I really hope I can play this week. I mean, how often does a TE get the chance to go for 500 yards and 17 TD's in a single game? And if I was healthy, I could do that easily against those pusy cat dolls.

Nothing to worry about for Six weeks...

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Trent Edwards has been picked up by the Jags. Will he be starting by our game against them?

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I hate to say it, but the Caveman had a bad game

Matt Schaub was sacked five times in the game against the Redskins. I've been able to see all five of those plays via NFL.com.  One of them was all on Scahub, He held onto the ball too long, and...

Texans O-Line getting some love

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Check out this video from NFL.com. Sit down for a meal with the Houston Texans O-Line while they discuss the greatness of Arian Foster.

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Where is BoneCrusher when you need him? Seriously, Get Tom Brady the F**k out of here.

Thank for the sponsorship Comcast, but why are you splashing Tom 'mother f**king' Brady all over our beloved Texans blog??  Obviously Peighton Manning wasn't available, 'cause everyone knows that...

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An unauthorised attempt at the 53 man roster

Seeing as no one else has.  I'll give it a shot.  the list starts after the jump.

Apparently, not everyone has received the memo.

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It appears that some still have illusions that Dunta Robinson is awesome. Will they never learn?

Texans Key to victory.... Divisional play.

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Well, no surprises their then, but I figured he has the same thoughts as me, so I should share them with y'all so you think I am smart too. Here is the quote that I thought has summed up the Kubiak era, "Only two have gone 1-5 in their division and not finished with a losing record: The 8-8 Texans of 2007 and the 9-7 Texans of 2009."

Mittens gets a mention

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The top six QB battles this season, and "30yr old NFL Journeyman, David Carr" has been picked up by the 49ers to compete with Alex Smith. I guess people are finally moving on from "former #1 overall pick, David Carr". It makes me a little sad, but you guys have already picked up that I'm a Carr apologist.

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