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djrick

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Basketball is the only sport that I like.

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Well, if it is ever too burdensome for you to become em-Broyhill'd in this, you can Levitz all to me and Artlee for a while.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Small Forwards on Aug 29 2014, 7:08p - 1 reply
Well, if Ikea chance to Expedit discussion, I try my Bestå.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Small Forwards on Aug 29 2014, 6:47p - 1 reply
This pun thread's so outta control now that it has become sectional.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Small Forwards on Aug 29 2014, 6:25p - 1 reply
I still hate the NFL, but...
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Small Forwards on Aug 29 2014, 4:55p
for Yes
Voted on Aug 29 2014, 4:41p
Would you like to amend that provision? Otherwise, I shall make a motion to invoke rules of germaneness.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Small Forwards on Aug 29 2014, 4:32p - 1 reply
I'm sensing a new interiors theme. They're gonna catch opposing defenses napping.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Small Forwards on Aug 29 2014, 4:23p - 1 reply
I'm bedding our Kings will asSERTA home court advantage to achieve dominance in their new pad.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Small Forwards on Aug 29 2014, 4:08p - 1 reply
All that mattress is that you've signed, Sealy'd, and delivered the ultimate pictorial pun post.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Small Forwards on Aug 29 2014, 3:44p
I enjoy it as a relic of mid-century modern restaurant architecture and decor, but yeah...the food is also pretty bad.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Power Forwards on Aug 29 2014, 2:59p - 2 replies
Also, Yolanda would hafta be #1 as greatest Monarch.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Small Forwards on Aug 29 2014, 2:10p - 1 reply
Maybe the first game can be against the Storm.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Small Forwards on Aug 29 2014, 1:57p
I know that Ruthie's was retired.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Small Forwards on Aug 29 2014, 1:54p - 1 reply
And then we can go "Right Down the Line" and hang up the numbers of all our greats from there!
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Small Forwards on Aug 29 2014, 1:52p
Dude...I Ambien completely serious here! This is total bunk!
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Small Forwards on Aug 29 2014, 1:50p - 1 reply
If people don't start appreciating these puns more, I'm about to lose my Tempurpedic.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Small Forwards on Aug 29 2014, 1:37p - 1 reply
ABSOLUTELY!
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Small Forwards on Aug 29 2014, 1:34p
Is anyone keeping a thread count for ones involving puns?
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Small Forwards on Aug 29 2014, 1:33p - 1 reply
Sounds like you guys need to become Clippers fans (zero retired jerseys) or T'Wolves fans (1 retired jersey).
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Small Forwards on Aug 29 2014, 1:02p
And that goes for all mammals, even counting sheep.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Small Forwards on Aug 29 2014, 12:55p - 1 reply
I'm very interested in the explanation.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Small Forwards on Aug 29 2014, 12:11p - 1 reply
Sweet and Tender Kulagin
Commented on Kings interested in Russian Guard Dmitry Kulagin on Aug 29 2014, 12:03p
All will be made right when Ime Udoka is named 2nd greatest Kings SF ever.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Power Forwards on Aug 28 2014, 11:42p
You'd think that veteran players like Jason Terrier Jason Thompson would take pointers from the lesson of K9's twilight.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Power Forwards on Aug 28 2014, 3:36p - 1 reply
K9 will attest to the fact that you shar pei the price if you let your attitude go to pot along with your efficiency.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Power Forwards on Aug 28 2014, 3:33p - 1 reply
But this one looks laika good thread for me to try to shepherd it through.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Power Forwards on Aug 28 2014, 3:26p - 1 reply
Our perhaps our patience will Moldova while waiting for him to reach his potential.
Commented on Kings interested in Russian Guard Dmitry Kulagin on Aug 28 2014, 3:08p
Those rare occasions Vlade did go coast to coast, though....Brilliant!
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Centers on Aug 28 2014, 3:06p
He just scoffs at everything all the time.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Power Forwards on Aug 28 2014, 3:04p
I'm just glad no one ever has to hound me to start the pun threads anymore now that you or LABRADfORd are good for it.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Power Forwards on Aug 28 2014, 2:55p - 1 reply
Sorry, I was distracted by researching Olberding's stats....Too bad for him that AKC King doesn't qualify for this Top Ten.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Power Forwards on Aug 28 2014, 2:38p - 1 reply
DNP-"Nintendo Thumb"
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Power Forwards on Aug 28 2014, 2:36p
Is that how they finally snapped that road losing streak?
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Power Forwards on Aug 28 2014, 2:04p - 1 reply
But if no one else joins this party....oh well....Soviet!
Commented on Kings interested in Russian Guard Dmitry Kulagin on Aug 28 2014, 1:54p - 1 reply
HEHE
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Centers on Aug 28 2014, 1:53p
Did K9's quantity of performance drop because of his quality of performance?
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Power Forwards on Aug 28 2014, 1:27p - 3 replies
I find it odd that no one has been awed enough to have ahhhh'd yet.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Power Forwards on Aug 28 2014, 1:22p
I'll keep an entire packet of full-size candy bars around for each kid that comes to my door dressed as a King.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Power Forwards on Aug 28 2014, 1:00p - 1 reply
A partial season of endearing yeomanship, hustle, and hilarious interviews is probably enough to crack our top 15.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Power Forwards on Aug 28 2014, 12:55p
It's hard to imagine how anyone wouldn't have ooooh'd after hearing this...
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Power Forwards on Aug 28 2014, 12:51p - 1 reply
I was afraid that you ewww'd that comment.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Power Forwards on Aug 28 2014, 12:46p - 1 reply
I knew Tisdale played bass guitar, but...
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Power Forwards on Aug 28 2014, 12:37p - 1 reply
Ural a little late to begin a pun party in this thread.
Commented on Kings interested in Russian Guard Dmitry Kulagin on Aug 28 2014, 12:30p - 1 reply
Sure, but other than the very occasional left-handed hook attempt...
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Centers on Aug 27 2014, 7:05p - 1 reply
I absolutely agree!
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Centers on Aug 27 2014, 6:55p - 1 reply
I won't dispute the numbers that point to that conclusion. The numbers certainly are factual.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Centers on Aug 27 2014, 6:51p - 1 reply
I think it's hard to compare Vlade's and DMC's passing abilities fairly.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Centers on Aug 27 2014, 6:45p - 1 reply
You should know there's more to me than puns!
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Centers on Aug 27 2014, 6:31p - 1 reply
I mean...
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Centers on Aug 27 2014, 6:18p - 2 replies
We took a Gallop poll and the results say that STR readers view these pun threads positively or ambivalently, so as long as it's not pissing off too many people, we shall continue to pony up with puns.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Centers on Aug 27 2014, 6:13p - 1 reply
Normalcy is just Andalusian, but I guess so.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Centers on Aug 27 2014, 5:26p - 1 reply
Well, I woulda been chomping at the bit, but I was slow outta the gait because I was saddled with so much work at the office.
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Centers on Aug 27 2014, 5:19p - 1 reply
Nevermind...y'all just keep spinning this comedy gold! It's a LOL-appaloosa of laughs!
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Centers on Aug 27 2014, 5:07p - 1 reply
Can eohippus to how this relates to basketball, please?
Commented on Sacramento Kings All-Time Top 10: The Centers on Aug 27 2014, 5:04p - 1 reply
Next time I record my dribbling drills, I'll play some Les Rallizes Dénudés.
Commented on Kings interested in Russian Guard Dmitry Kulagin on Aug 27 2014, 5:01p
What...where?
Commented on Kings interested in Russian Guard Dmitry Kulagin on Aug 27 2014, 4:59p
We can bring that 8th grader off the bench.
Commented on Kings interested in Russian Guard Dmitry Kulagin on Aug 27 2014, 4:08p - 2 replies
But only by about 3½ hours, so don't feel too bad.
Commented on Kings interested in Russian Guard Dmitry Kulagin on Aug 27 2014, 4:07p - 1 reply
I haven't been talking about him in the same sentence with Zarko since early last season.
Commented on Kings interested in Russian Guard Dmitry Kulagin on Aug 27 2014, 3:13p
I thought he had at least rounded the corner to shed the tag of "the next Zarko Cabarkapa".
Commented on Kings interested in Russian Guard Dmitry Kulagin on Aug 27 2014, 1:57p - 1 reply
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