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JD November 5/6 Roommate Edition

dougall5505 — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:05:44 -0000

Wassup junkers!!!!! Guess who's coming to Portland tomorrow!? ME!!!!! Beautiful Portland.

got the hook up for some tix for tomorrow night. thanks(you know who you are) anyway I hope I'm no jinx.

Anyway the purpose if this JD shall be to tell some funny/disgusting/incredible/amazing/sad/whatever stories about experiences you've had with roommates. This is my first year at college at the dorm experience is interesting to say the least. I don't really have any good stories yet. My roommate is fine. He can be annoying but i've heard horror stories that make me thing I have it pretty good.

So tell us your stories!

Poll

bedging from....

work

7 votes

school

1 votes

home

13 votes

other

5 votes

26 votes | Poll has closed

Junk Drawer 7/29 - Game Open Thread Edition

dougall5505 — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:00:42 -0000

Ok basically I'm making this thread so everyone can practice for the season. Consider this our training camp.

There have been some game open threads this season, but summer league was a long time ago. So this is for all the trouts out there that haven't been practicing all summer and need to get in game shape.

So just post comments that you would post in a game thread. Post things that you expect to say a lot, or only a couple times in game threads. Or post something about this world about Rudy being a alien or something. The comments can build off of each other or be totally random. It doesn't matter. JUST POST!

9/24 JD Long Live the Prez

dougall5505 — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 06:51:24 -0000

On the night of Wednesday September the 23rd a friendly game of bowling took place at Hollywood Bowl in the beautiful city of Portland, Oregon. The events took a turn for the ugly when one, dirty socks, decided to turn the evening into the biggest nightmare in the history of Bedge.

My client, the infamous, the illustrious, the highest of all highs, prezofdeath was cheated by the one with the dirtiest socks in the history of the world. The night started when DS was owned. Judge may I present, exhibit A:

via hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net

After this ownage by my client, prezofdeath, according to witnesses DS preceded to seethe the rest of the evening, plotting his revenge. He got his opportunity after buying performance enhancing candy from some kids. This is obviously cheating. In his "roid rage," DS bet that my client would have to give up his name(prezofdeath) if he beat my client by more than 100 points in the last game. Painted into a corner by this kid hopped up on roids, with his manhood on the line, my client accepted the bet. But, but my friends, DS made a fateful error. In his excitement to bowl, he neglected the obligatory handshake that seals a bet between mankind. Without this handshake the bet shall be null and void. There is also no evidence of the score claimed by DS. We must exercise the rule know to all bedgers: POIDH.

I rest my case. It is in the hands of you, the jury, the people of blazersedge, to decide the fate of prezofdeath.

Poll

Should prezofdeath be allowed to keep his rightful name?

Yes (the bet is void)

54 votes

No (the bet is legal)

32 votes

86 votes | Poll has closed

"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the German's...

dougall5505 — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 17:09:29 -0000

"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now! Cause when the going gets tough.. The tough get goin'. Who's with me?"

Jerryd Bayless is on Sportscience tonight at 6 pacific time on FSN. apparently he is going to...

dougall5505 — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 17:12:45 -0000

Jerryd Bayless is on Sportscience tonight at 6 pacific time on FSN. apparently he is going to dribble as fast as he can and try to do it faster than a drummer drums.

"to ariza"

dougall5505 — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 03:04:57 -0000

"to ariza"

Its officially a verb

to attack a defenseless person, often from behind, in a malicious and unnecessary fashion
"That little punk just arizaed that poor kid off the monkey bars."

12/14 Junk Drawer: Snow (Yay! Yippee! Skippee!) Edition

dougall5505 — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 18:05:04 -0000

How many inches of the white stuff does everyone have at their house? Something about these days of snow brings out the kid in me, well I'm already a kid but you get the idea.

But I've always wondered one thing: What do the Blazers do on a snow day? I can see Rudy and Sergio wearing matching sweaters going around the neighborhood singing christmas carols in spanish. I like to imagine Greg Oden sledding down The Hill that he rehabbed on all last year. I can see Coach Dean holed up in his basement inventing a new zone defense. I can see Jerryd racing the neighborhood kids and then smashing their sleds when he loses.

What do you like to do on snow days? Hot chocolate? Snowmen? And what do you think the Blazers do with a snow day?

Trade Reaction From Pickaxe and Roll (Nuggets Blog)

dougall5505 — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:40:34 -0000

Trade Reaction From Pickaxe and Roll (Nuggets Blog)

As THE official ambassador for Pickaxe and Roll blog It is my honor, privilege, and duty to pass along this interesting information on how our division rivals think they will fare following the acquisition of Chauncey Billups. I'll give you a hint: they are pretty confident that they will make the playoffs leaving a certain team in Portland free to vacation in Jamacia.

More reaction: http://www.pickaxeandroll.com/2008/11/3/652955/more-thoughts-on-chauncey

Thats not all folks: http://www.pickaxeandroll.com/2008/11/3/653134/more-insight-on-the-chaunc

Paul Allen Undergoes Medical Procedure Don't know if anyone saw this but in the notes section of...

dougall5505 — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:02:55 -0000

Paul Allen Undergoes Medical Procedure

Don't know if anyone saw this but in the notes section of the game story today there was a note about Paul Allen: "Blazers owner Paul Allen was unable to attend Friday's home opener after undergoing an undisclosed medical procedure. On Thursday, Allen appeared in a video to accept the Seattle King County Realtor' First Citizen award, during which he said he couldn't attend 'due to the face I'm recovering from a medical procedure."

Paul doesn't have any next of kin right? I know he's relatively young but I wonder what would happen to the team if something happens...

The Oregonian

Forgive Me Pritchard, For I Have Sinned

dougall5505 — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 20:18:08 -0000

I lifted this idea from California Golden Blogs via EDSBS: Think of this as Blazers fans' own confessional booth, where you can talk to KP and all of you sins will be forgiven. I don't want to accuse anyone of being unfaithful to our Trail Blazers but with the GO's recent ankle injury and the operations on Brandon, Channing, Martell, and don't forget Paul Allen, this is as good a time as any for the consciousness' of all BEers to be purged. If there is anything that you have done or said that is giving the Blazer's and their individual bones, joints, and organs bad karma, this is the place to get that monkey off your back and get rid of any bad juju that was not dispersed in Dave's infamous bonfire.

Here goes:

I sometimes enjoy watching K*be Bryant.
I own a J.R. Rider jersey.
I used a vulgar word in questioning KP's intelligence in forgoing picking any three of Chris Douglas Roberts, Mario Chalmers and Donte Green in his brilliant acquisition of Nicolas Batum.
Once, I spit on the Rose Garden's sidewalk.
If I had a second favorite team it would be the Celtics.
I agreed with Shaq last night when he said "Przybilla can't guard when I'm 27, 37 or 47." (although even KP knows this is true)
I wave every time I see a yellow Hummer just in case Damon Stoudamire is inside.