Or becomes thinner and more translucent. Or something.

Yep, that's right. Investigation Discovery's new show, "Big Law: Deputy Butterbean", follows Mr. Esch in his new-found calling: as a deputy sheriff in Walker County, Alabama. Who says rural Alabama ain't fun?

Yep, that's right, War Machine's out and ready to get his life back on track. In this, his last blog from the confines of the California Department of Corrections, he discusses what it's like to be behind bars for a year, insists he didn't learn his lesson, then proceeds to tell us what he DID learn...all of which sounds suspiciously like what he supposed to learn in the first place. Oh, War Machine, you just amuse us so!

Not enough War Machine for ya? You can keep up to date with his reintegration into free society here.

Pretty interesting read. Click on the lowercase "ufc" above the upper left-hand corner of the image to read the document in it's entirety.

Awww... We'll miss you, Chuck! *sniffle*

I hope this doesn't mean shorter cards...

Is he wearing ribbons in his mullet or am I hallucinating again?