Esskay

Eat More Esskay

  • joined Dec 22, 2008
  • last login Apr 20, 2014
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A 30-year-old life-long Marylander whose first sporting love was baseball. He likes Star Wars way too much to ever be considered a normal person. As his handle may suggest, he thinks that no trip to Camden Yards is complete without eating an Esskay hot dog, with the ketchup on one side of the bun and the mustard on the other. His real name is Mark.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Baltimore Orioles
  • NFL Baltimore Ravens
  • NCAAB Maryland Terrapins
Recent Activity
Oh, I agree it could be bad for that reason as well
Commented on Orioles @ Red Sox - OVERFLOW THREAD on Apr 20 2014, 11:00p
Just because Machado could move to third and be awesome, doesn't mean everyone else can
Commented on Orioles @ Red Sox - OVERFLOW THREAD on Apr 20 2014, 10:51p - 1 reply
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
Commented on Orioles @ Red Sox - OVERFLOW THREAD on Apr 20 2014, 10:43p
Live on-air handjob to Ortiz coming up
Commented on Orioles @ Red Sox - OVERFLOW THREAD on Apr 20 2014, 10:32p - 1 reply
Gotta get a lefty in there!
Commented on Orioles @ Red Sox - OVERFLOW THREAD on Apr 20 2014, 10:02p - 1 reply
I like that she knows Adam Jones always gets pissed off
Commented on Orioles @ Red Sox - OVERFLOW THREAD on Apr 20 2014, 9:59p - 1 reply
If the rule is what they just said, I don't understand why it's turned into this controversy tonight or any night
Commented on Orioles @ Red Sox - OVERFLOW THREAD on Apr 20 2014, 9:55p - 1 reply
Scoring correction
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 9:51p - 1 reply
Looks like he ate one ER, although that sucks
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 9:51p - 1 reply
Quick post on the Hardy thing
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 9:49p
Orioles J.J. Hardy removed early from Sunday night game with right hamstring strain
Posted on Apr 20 2014, 9:48p
I don't think he had any chance of going to third
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 9:42p - 4 replies
Grounds the ball right into where the shift would have been, if only the bases weren't loaded
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 9:37p - 2 replies
That was a classic Buck one batter too many situation
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 9:14p - 1 reply
I am also Horde
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 9:04p - 2 replies
H or A?
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 8:56p - 1 reply
.677 OPS after the pair of walks tonight
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 8:54p
That's just all of the Boston
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 8:48p - 2 replies
I really hope this brockholt thing catches on
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 8:43p - 1 reply
Sentinels
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 8:39p - 1 reply
I hate that, for all their focus on getting out content faster, the last raid tier is again dragging for months and months
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 8:18p - 1 reply
I don't know if I would be able to stand wiping in flex at this point
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 8:14p - 2 replies
I still use Winamp
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 8:10p - 1 reply
GL HF
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 8:10p - 2 replies
Oh, indeed
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 8:02p
That commercial break was about 2:15, btw
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 7:59p
Time to play "Guess which pitch was called strike three on Lough"
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 7:58p - 2 replies
I don't imagine we're going to see a zone box on ESPN for that one
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 7:57p - 2 replies
That was the year before
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 7:57p - 3 replies
It's not going away until players start beating it en masse
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 7:48p - 1 reply
Well, you didn't necessarily have to be addressing his pitching
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 7:48p - 1 reply
Yup, you know it
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 7:37p
I'm fairly sure in his case it's unable
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 7:28p
Probably because he wasn't!
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 7:26p
Word to that, Klaw
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 7:15p - 1 reply
Hey, he never tested positive
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 7:11p - 2 replies
In a similar situation
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 7:08p - 1 reply
I guess nobody told them which way it would be facing
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 6:55p - 3 replies
I think we're all in the mood for it, but we all know it's not going to happen
Commented on Game 17: Orioles (8-8) @ Red Sox (8-10), 7:05 pm on Apr 20 2014, 6:39p - 1 reply
Compatriots, game thread time has arrived
Commented on Easter Sunday Orioles News on Apr 20 2014, 6:31p
Loss of the ivy along the batter's eye is a bummer too
Commented on Easter Sunday Orioles News on Apr 20 2014, 5:52p - 2 replies
I was surprised Cole didn't get ejected, given that he seemed to have obviously started it
Commented on Easter Sunday Orioles News on Apr 20 2014, 5:49p - 1 reply
I wonder if he had anyone else in mind in addition to Heyman
Commented on Easter Sunday Orioles News on Apr 20 2014, 1:47p
They had a position player pitch an inning!
Commented on Saturday Bird Droppings on Apr 20 2014, 12:00a
Yeah, maybe
Commented on Game 16: Orioles (8-7) @ Red Sox (7-10), 1:35 on Apr 19 2014, 4:22p
Wrapped around the Pesky Pole special
Commented on Game 16: Orioles (8-7) @ Red Sox (7-10), 1:35 on Apr 19 2014, 4:19p - 2 replies
That's right! I already forgot about that
Commented on Game 16: Orioles (8-7) @ Red Sox (7-10), 1:35 on Apr 19 2014, 4:19p
Especially when one of them was on the most bullshit of bullshit homers
Commented on Game 16: Orioles (8-7) @ Red Sox (7-10), 1:35 on Apr 19 2014, 4:18p - 2 replies
When said guy is trying to bunt
Commented on Game 16: Orioles (8-7) @ Red Sox (7-10), 1:35 on Apr 19 2014, 3:51p
I figure fewer baseball players pee in their pants
Commented on Saturday Bird Droppings on Apr 19 2014, 3:38p - 1 reply
The 40-man player names making up the O on the back is kind of cool
Commented on Game 16: Orioles (8-7) @ Red Sox (7-10), 1:35 on Apr 19 2014, 3:24p - 1 reply
Presumably, so did all the other teams, but I guess their guys are too trigger-happy sometimes
Commented on Game 16: Orioles (8-7) @ Red Sox (7-10), 1:35 on Apr 19 2014, 3:17p
He waited until there was one where the ump was obviously wrong
Commented on Game 16: Orioles (8-7) @ Red Sox (7-10), 1:35 on Apr 19 2014, 3:15p - 1 reply
Yes it was
Commented on Game 16: Orioles (8-7) @ Red Sox (7-10), 1:35 on Apr 19 2014, 3:11p
He hasn't needed to so far
Commented on Game 16: Orioles (8-7) @ Red Sox (7-10), 1:35 on Apr 19 2014, 3:05p - 2 replies
Me three!
Commented on Game 16: Orioles (8-7) @ Red Sox (7-10), 1:35 on Apr 19 2014, 2:51p - 1 reply
Fenway Park is bullshit
Commented on Game 16: Orioles (8-7) @ Red Sox (7-10), 1:35 on Apr 19 2014, 2:42p
Sometimes I like Bud Norris
Commented on Game 16: Orioles (8-7) @ Red Sox (7-10), 1:35 on Apr 19 2014, 2:29p - 1 reply
Oh, he is...
Commented on Game 16: Orioles (8-7) @ Red Sox (7-10), 1:35 on Apr 19 2014, 2:09p - 1 reply
I know I was expecting the three-run homer
Commented on Game 16: Orioles (8-7) @ Red Sox (7-10), 1:35 on Apr 19 2014, 2:05p
Come back soon, Manny
Commented on Game 16: Orioles (8-7) @ Red Sox (7-10), 1:35 on Apr 19 2014, 2:03p
I've said it before, and will probably say it again
Commented on Game 16: Orioles (8-7) @ Red Sox (7-10), 1:35 on Apr 19 2014, 2:02p
I meant to post the link, I swear
Commented on Game 16: Orioles (8-7) @ Red Sox (7-10), 1:35 on Apr 19 2014, 1:50p
Crazy as it probably sounds, try the old Nexdef thing
Commented on Game 16: Orioles (8-7) @ Red Sox (7-10), 1:35 on Apr 19 2014, 1:49p - 2 replies
Game thread time has arrived
Commented on Saturday Bird Droppings on Apr 19 2014, 1:02p
Game 16: Orioles (8-7) @ Red Sox (7-10), 1:35
Posted on Apr 19 2014, 1:00p
On the count...
Commented on Saturday Bird Droppings on Apr 19 2014, 12:28p
Eventually they'll just all have gotten sick and gotten over the strain, right?
Commented on Saturday Bird Droppings on Apr 19 2014, 12:00p - 2 replies
He told someone in a reply that the video service most MLB teams use classifies what's a hard-hit ball
Commented on Saturday Bird Droppings on Apr 19 2014, 11:45a
Robot strike zones now
Commented on Saturday Bird Droppings on Apr 19 2014, 11:35a
What is the X-axis here?
Commented on Saturday Bird Droppings on Apr 19 2014, 11:34a - 1 reply
Markakis ain't got mad hits like Rod Carew
Commented on Orioles power over Red Sox, 8-4, thanks to Jonathan Schoop's four-hit game on Apr 19 2014, 1:57a - 3 replies
The Pitch F/x zone on Brooks Baseball showed the ump squeezed Tillman out of 4-5 strikes
Commented on Orioles power over Red Sox, 8-4, thanks to Jonathan Schoop's four-hit game on Apr 19 2014, 12:54a - 1 reply
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