Ok, so I'm driving in to Petco on the 8 west Saturday night and I'm wishing I knew some super exclusive secret way to get in and out with little or no hassle. Thinking I'm slick I call up a downtown friend who tells me to take the 5 north to 6th and wiggle my way over to front and park at the convention center... My wife says take 25th and go in on Imperial, which I did cause she's my wife. Imperial was backed up so I wiggled my way over to Harbor and went to the Convention Center but that was backed up! Calgon take me away.

What's the secret, or better yet, where's the secret to getting in and out with little or no hassle?

Also, what other secrets do you guys know and want to share with fellow GasLampers? Where's the best food in or around the ballpark? cheapest seats with the best view? The best way to get good tickets late? Best place for discount merch? I know it's a bit late for a list like this but let's start one!

Mighty 1090 had an interview with Ramon Hernandez this morning that was pretty interesting. He says that no one from Padres management has tried to contact him at all. He says his agent only got one phone call from them all off season. He also mentioned that he is still going to live in San Diego and would consider taking a San Diego discount if they seemed interested in him but since they don't he is going to have to look elsewhere. I don't know how much of this is true and honestly half of what he said was garbled in broken english so I'll reserve judgement. Any thoughts from you guys?