I don't have a flat screen TV! I want a flat screen TV!.. I would get one, but I lack the desire to deal with the emotional consequences that i would encounter with my wife..

my wife doesn't want a flat screen TV. my wife wants a house cleaner.

i don't want a house cleaner. our house is relatively clean. the money spent on a housekeeper could easily be allocated to purchase said flat screen.

we decided to compromise:

we have a housekeeper.

i can't find my balls.. have you seen them?..