Chairmanmauer

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  • last login Apr 19, 2014
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I'm a little weird about baseball. While I love the Twins, I love the game itself more.

College graduate, advanced degree-haver (can't you tell?), enjoy the summer, sunshine, and an adult beverage now and then. I love baseball jokes, funny things, and the feel of a sweet, sweet Twins victory.

Unhappy Wild fan. Enjoy the Vikings, don't enjoy many of their fans. Music, books, and the internet take up (too...) much of my time.

I do minor league stuff for Twinkie Town, cover games, and post nonsensical things in the offseason.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Minnesota Twins
  • NFL Minnesota Vikings
  • NCAAF Minnesota Golden Gophers
  • NHL Minnesota Wild
  • NBA Minnesota Timberwolves
  • Winter Olympics USA hockey, Evan Lysacek, Shaun White, Lindsey Vonn, Apolo Ohno
  • FIFA USA! USA! USA!
Recent Activity
Minor League Update: Injury Report
Posted on Apr 16 2014, 9:00a
Nice to see a starter not completely implode...
Commented on Gibson, Twins Throttle Royals 10-1 on Apr 12 2014, 11:40a
He's weird.
Commented on Game 10: Royals at Twins on Apr 11 2014, 7:57p
Umm...Bruce Chen?
Commented on Game 10: Royals at Twins on Apr 11 2014, 6:43p
I was kinda mad that my client scheduled a conference during this game...
Commented on Athletics 6, Twins 1: Minnesota Swept By Oakland...Again on Apr 10 2014, 8:41p - 1 reply
Athletics 6, Twins 1: Minnesota Swept By Oakland...Again
Posted on Apr 10 2014, 8:39p
Game 9: Oakland A's at Minnesota Twins
Posted on Apr 10 2014, 12:10p
Well, we used to have a lead in this game...
Commented on Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox on Apr 3 2014, 4:40p
...wow.
Commented on Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox on Apr 3 2014, 4:38p
Yeah, passing.
Commented on Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox on Apr 3 2014, 4:11p - 1 reply
Ehhhh...
Commented on Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox on Apr 3 2014, 3:55p - 1 reply
I will eat a dirty shoe if that happens.
Commented on Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox on Apr 3 2014, 3:49p - 1 reply
-___-
Commented on Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox on Apr 3 2014, 3:45p
I definitely missed all of the really stupid joke/puns during game threads.
Commented on Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox on Apr 3 2014, 3:45p
Hopefully fondly!
Commented on Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox on Apr 3 2014, 3:26p - 1 reply
Went back to work, Twins scored.
Commented on Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox on Apr 3 2014, 3:23p - 1 reply
Nightmares.
Commented on Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox on Apr 3 2014, 3:16p
Are you erm...arguing with yourself here?
Commented on Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox on Apr 3 2014, 3:00p - 1 reply
Too cold...
Commented on Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox on Apr 3 2014, 2:55p
Oh.
Commented on Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox on Apr 3 2014, 2:52p
There's syrup with it?
Commented on Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox on Apr 3 2014, 2:50p - 1 reply
Chilly?
Commented on Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox on Apr 3 2014, 2:49p
I think MLB prevents radio stations from streaming their games online.
Commented on Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox on Apr 3 2014, 2:47p - 2 replies
This is what I'm thinking.
Commented on Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox on Apr 3 2014, 2:44p - 1 reply
Quick game time poll!
Commented on Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox on Apr 3 2014, 2:41p - 2 replies
I don't pay for anything and I can listen...?
Commented on Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox on Apr 3 2014, 2:39p
mlb.com, bro.
Commented on Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox on Apr 3 2014, 2:34p - 1 reply
Stupid spell check...
Commented on Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox on Apr 3 2014, 2:28p
Game 3: Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox
Posted on Apr 3 2014, 2:10p
Minor League Update: Taking a Look at Michael Tonkin
Posted on Apr 2 2014, 9:00a
No freaks?
Commented on Ron Gardenhire Resigns on Apr 1 2014, 10:15p
Aaron Hicks...
Commented on 2014 Twins Opening Day Roster on Mar 27 2014, 8:13p - 2 replies
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