texans 47/20 this weekend against the TITS at paddypower. I like us this weekend, can't be worse that sunday.

Can we?

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For all of those who have asked me "Flanno why do you support the Texans when you have never been near Texas?"

Well I think some things from the past few weeks show why. You can be proud to support the texans especially living outside the US where the only time nfl is on the news is when a Dante or a Vick happens.

The Texans are quite obviously the classiest team in the NFL.

"The Texans played to another packed house on the second day of training camp. Among the thousands of fans in attendance Saturday morning was 10-year-old Brant Walker, who came with his family from 600 miles away in Plainview, Texas.

Brant met his favorite player, Andre Johnson, at training camp last year and sent a letter to the Texans asking for dates and times of 2009 training camp practices. The Texans' front office not only invited Brant and his family to come but arranged for VIP treatment them - allowing the giddy family to watch practice from the sidelines and introducing them to team owner Bob McNair, vice chairman D. Cal McNair, president Jamey Rootes and, of course, Johnson - who gave Brant his red receiver gloves after practice.

UPDATE (3:04 p.m.): "I didn’t know who Brant was until today and I’m glad that happened today," Johnson said after practice. "It definitely keeps me on my Ps and Qs. I’m pretty sure I’m going to get some stuff and send it to Brant. I can appreciate him, following me and looking up to me as his role model." "

Also

 Cushing signs for the texans, misses practice because of all the business of signing and instantly shows that he is the kind of rookie we like:

"Anytime your team is out there practicing and you're not there, especially as an unproven rookie, that's something you don't want to do," he said.

Go Texans

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Mario Williams.
 

Mario Williams doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
 

It is said that looking into Mario Williams’ eyes will reveal your future. For opposing quarterback this usually involves the scariest game of your life.
 

Mario Williams knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of quit. He does know the definition of “to suck” but that is because he once talked to Reggie Bush.
 

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Mario Williams with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Mario Williams cannot stop Mario Williams

Mario Williams can split the atom, with his shoulder.

Mario Williams never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. Opposing QBs never go to the dentist because they no longer have teeth.
 

Mario Williams drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
 

Mario Williams once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
 

Most people fear the Reaper. Mario Williams considers him "a promising Rookie".

Mario Williams once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of QB" sandwich.

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Mario Williams and three seven year old girls. Mario won with a forced safety in overtime.