SB Nation User Blog: flanno7hi

Mario - better than chuck

flanno7hi — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 20:34:39 -0000

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Mario Williams.

Mario Williams doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

It is said that looking into Mario Williams’ eyes will reveal your future. For opposing quarterback this usually involves the scariest game of your life.

Mario Williams knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of quit. He does know the definition of “to suck” but that is because he once talked to Reggie Bush.

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Mario Williams with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Mario Williams cannot stop Mario Williams

Mario Williams can split the atom, with his shoulder.

Mario Williams never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. Opposing QBs never go to the dentist because they no longer have teeth.

Mario Williams drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

Mario Williams once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

Most people fear the Reaper. Mario Williams considers him "a promising Rookie".

Mario Williams once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of QB" sandwich.

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Mario Williams and three seven year old girls. Mario won with a forced safety in overtime.

quality Long snapping

flanno7hi — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:15:39 -0000

quality Long snapping

Now thats skill

Houston Texans 66/1 Superbowl Winners 28/1 AFC Champions 5/1 Reach Playoffs

flanno7hi — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 03:23:55 -0000

Houston Texans 66/1 Superbowl Winners 28/1 AFC Champions 5/1 Reach Playoffs

Hi All

flanno7hi — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 03:04:31 -0000

Hi All

1st time on this site, all the way from Limerick, Ireland. I'm a Texan fan by choice follow the NFL online and on tv, Never been to Texas but started really enjoying NFL after the expansion Draft So had to be a Texan. I have a feeling i might be the longest distance fan here but I plan to visit reliant asap. Anyway just saying Dia duit(hi) and Go Texans - we're gonna make the playoffs this year. Mario Rules!