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fuhry

  • joined Jul 20, 2009
  • last login Jul 22, 2014
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More on The Exuberance

Hey Y'all. I know I can be irrational sometimes, and I may be prone to saying thinks like THE KNICKS ARE GOING TO WIN IT ALL THIS YEAR But I want to explain why I look at things this way and...

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The Official Fuhry Irrational Exuberance 2014-15 Predictions

The twin signings of Cole Aldrich and Carmelo Anthony have got me feeling awesome, when added to the euphoria of a post-Woodson, Phil Jackson-helmed Knixistence. So, I figure... LET'S CAPTURE THE...

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Short-memory Surliness Abounds, but Goodbye Ray and Tyson

Maybe it's just me, but I think that the crappiness and astounding suckitude of this past season has skewed the perspective of lots of longtime poster-toasters. When I think of this past season's...

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I Want Lin Back

I'm just going to put this out there. I know a lot of you don't agree with me, and what I'm saying may make absolutely no sense. And it may be the worst idea in the world. I guess I'm still not...

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Knicktions: Kerrgotiations Part II - Kerrveball

The door opens and a peaceful looking STEVE KERR stumbles out. KERR: So that's the thing guys. We have experienced something special here. But you've got to understand, ...

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Knicktion: Kerrgotiations

DOLAN, JACKSON, and KERR all sit around a large table which makes Phil Jackson look like a regular sized human at a table, and which makes Steve Kerr look like a short guy and which makes James...

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Knicktion: Your 2013-2014 NBA Champion New York Knicks!

OK... now I've crossed the line into completely irrational optimistic fantasies. Hey, I grew up watching the Mets in the late 70's. This is the kind of scenario I dreamed up to get me through the...

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It's that time! RADICAL SOLUTIONS TIME!

Each Knick season (it seems) there comes a point where despair sets in, and in the afterglow of that sweet, sweet despair, there arises a crystal stainless steel vision in the mind of this humble...

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The Greencheese Blunder Room

This fanpost is in no way intended to disrespect the incredible, season-sanity-saving Bluecheese. I just felt inspired to come up with some sincerest form of flattery. So, anyway, this was an...

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Knicktion: The Knicks' New Coach

One by one, the Knicks amble into the MSG locker room. One by one, they notice the door to Mike Woodson's office hanging on one hinge. Inside is a burned out, smoldering ruin of a room. They sit...

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Knicktion: Coup Part Quatro

Glen: I'll go deal with Dolan. Fuhry: Glen... you can't. He's playing the blues in our waiting area. Don't you realize how dangerous that is? Glen: I do. The receptionist.... Fuhry: Glen......

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Knicktion: Coup Part 3

FUHRY Sits behind his desk on his new throne made of blue and orange tinted platinum. Glen Grunwald stands in front of the desk, twiddling with a pencil. Fuhry: I know that Adam Silver, that...

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Knicktion: Coup Part Deux

FUHRY: I don't know Glen. You said 19 out of 20. He already lost one to the Grizzlies. Things didn't look so good. GLEN: He may be too far gone. FUHRY: Well, he's got another game to figure it...

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Knicktion: Coup

A hooded figure walks into Starbucks in the shadow of Madison Square Garden. He scans the establishment, finds a well dressed African American man in a dark suit. The hooded figure ambles over. ...

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Coaches

These last few months, I have personally witnessed a high school coach and an NBA coach both doing some stupid shit. On the pro side, we have Coach Woodson of the Knicks. On the High School side,...

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The Truth Is Stranger Than Knicktion

All this trade talk, strangely enough, has left me feeling that the Knicks could, indeed benefit from a coaching change. For me, the realization came while reading comment after comment declaring...

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Knicktion: Team Meeting #7

Amar'e Stoudemire walks into the locker room with Beno Udrih. Amar'e is shaking his head. Amar'e: Another loss. Damn. You know what that means. Udrih: Another team meeting? Amar'e. You got...

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Knicktion: Pre-Game Fly On The Wall

KNICKS LOCKER ROOM, 7PM, 10/16/2013 Woodson: OK, guys, we just need to play hard and smart to beat the Colonels tonight. J.R. Smith: The who? Woodson: Now, J.R., I warned you against listening...

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Knicktion: The Grunwald Firing

DOLAN: I don’t like it Glen. GLEN: I’m telling you, the guy can play basketball. There’s no one we can sign with that money. We can use it for him, but not for anyone else. So it’s either J...

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Knicktion - Yes, I Went There

So, you know, just because Joe Flynn can just put things on the front page, doesn't mean that he's a better Knicktioner than me! I actually wrote this a few days ago, but didn't publish it...

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Knicktion: A Whole Lotta Hadaddi

Glenn: Hi Hamed. Thank you for coming in. Hamed: You’re welcome! Glenn: OK, we’re going in to see Mr. Dolan now. Hamed: Great! Glenn Grunwald holds the door open for the 7 foot...

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The Real Story Of The Infamous August Practice

D.J. White, Sean May, and Bobby Brown walk into the darkened arena. White: Hello? Hello? Suddenly the lights come on and James Dolan is standing at center court. Dolan:...

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Know The Prospect: Myck Kabongo

Ok... I'll admit. I have absolutely no insider info on Myck Kabongo. I do know that his first name is not pronounced 'Mick' - it's pronounced 'Mike'. Which is weird. And awesome. Here's what I...

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Hope: A Fuhry Rebounding AND TURNOVERS Assessment

OK, guys, check out this here chart: Here are the 9 games the Knicks have played with the Pacers this year. The Knicks have won 4 and lost 5. Much has been made...

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Knicktion: Fireable Offense

A Flu-ridden KENYON MARTIN ambles into the locker room. He notices TYSON CHANDLER standing next to the closed door of the utility closet with a puzzled expression on his face. KMART: (sniff,...

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Chandler - Let's Have It Out

Hey. So. Damn. Well. The esteem with which one Tyson Chandler is held within this here community has taken quite the nose dive lately. Sure there were always one or two of us that thought he...

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Knicktion: The True Story Of Thomas And Singleton And Jones

Glen: So that's the situation, Kurt. Kurt: And the Doctors, they say there's no way I'll be back? Glen: No chance. It's not getting better on its own. And with the surgery, you won't be...

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Why the Singleton Signing Is So Damned Awesome

I am Kurt Thomas' biggest fan. I loved the 90's Knicks, and I loved the 90's Knicks' big men. Ewing, Oakley, Camby, Thomas, Mason, LJ... They were all superior to the average namby-pampy...

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Yup, It's That Time Again! SOLUTIONS time!

Whine whine whine! Complain, complain, complain! Alrighty peoples, the Knicks are a-floundering, and you know what that means. You don't? Well, let me tell you it's time for another Radical...

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