Flaming_carrot

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Recent Activity
I thought we were sold a glove-first 1B
Commented on Gamethread: White Sox vs. Tigers on Aug 31 2014, 2:19p
I love a happy ending
Commented on RRRR: Heaven, Hell or some other magical land? on Aug 29 2014, 2:54p
I just ate a hot dog a couple days ago. It was on my mind.
Commented on While Sox try to summon spoiler energy for Detroit series on Aug 29 2014, 2:51p - 2 replies
especially considering the incident with the CUBFAN who choked on her hot dog
Commented on While Sox try to summon spoiler energy for Detroit series on Aug 29 2014, 1:20p - 1 reply
I thought we had retired rape van
Commented on While Sox try to summon spoiler energy for Detroit series on Aug 29 2014, 12:06p - 2 replies
that doesn't seem to affect this guy
Commented on Chris Bassitt to start for White Sox on Saturday on Aug 29 2014, 12:03p
"That's Tom Paciorek's music!"
Commented on While Sox try to summon spoiler energy for Detroit series on Aug 29 2014, 10:55a
you're not wrong
Commented on White Sox get their new core back on Aug 28 2014, 3:59p
college freshman discovering transformative power of bongo drums
Commented on Reading Room: The attendance debate reaches Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 3:48p - 2 replies
it gets a little tiresome when the guy launches himself full-speed into the post-game spread
Commented on White Sox 3, Indians 2: Jose Abreu is up to the challenges on Aug 28 2014, 10:03a - 2 replies
Quick Change
Commented on White Sox get their new core back on Aug 27 2014, 5:44p
gave us a nice Zombieland joke
Commented on White Sox get their new core back on Aug 27 2014, 5:04p
what more security could he need to drive our Tank off the lot?
Commented on Reviewing Carlos Sanchez's first series on Aug 26 2014, 7:20p
This is no longer a peaceful assembly.
Commented on RRRR: Life is a Ball(pain) on Aug 26 2014, 2:35p
no worries
Commented on GIF'ing it: The ejection of Winston-Salem Dash manager Tommy Thompson on Aug 26 2014, 10:25a
Gordon Beckham meant to be our Derek Jeter.
Commented on Ruminations on the end of the Gordon Beckham era on Aug 22 2014, 11:44p
the loss of Gordon Beckham has us all wrestling with some complex emotions
Commented on RRRR: Heaven, Hell or some other magical land? on Aug 22 2014, 3:29p
that's why we invited the photojournalist infidels
Commented on RRRR: Heaven, Hell or some other magical land? on Aug 22 2014, 3:18p
I never wanted to invite god to our wedding, but damned if he didn't crash it.
Commented on RRRR: Heaven, Hell or some other magical land? on Aug 22 2014, 2:47p - 1 reply
of all Earth's creatures, man was determined to live forever
Commented on RRRR: Heaven, Hell or some other magical land? on Aug 22 2014, 2:34p - 1 reply
this gives me a great idea
Commented on RRRR: Life is a Ball(pain) on Aug 22 2014, 1:08p
punched a cop and he's not a red smear on the pavement?
Commented on RRRR: Life is a Ball(pain) on Aug 22 2014, 1:06p - 1 reply
now I get to really lay into my dad when he wears his Beckham jersey
Commented on White Sox trade Gordon Beckham to Angels on Aug 21 2014, 7:46p - 1 reply
Sacré bleu!
Commented on U.S. Cellular Field's 3-pound banana split sundae a soupy disaster on Aug 21 2014, 4:27p - 1 reply
he was a dick to Uribe
Commented on Reading Room: Rick Hahn speaks vaguely about September on Aug 21 2014, 10:51a - 2 replies
generous of them to give Hawk a break from making the tater tots
Commented on Orioles 5, White Sox 1: Bats, Hawk put on ice on Aug 20 2014, 9:41a
trained dolphins get paid in dead fish
Commented on Ronald Belisario has plenty of company in White Sox bullpen on Aug 19 2014, 5:24p
you took the words right out of your own mouth
Commented on Ronald Belisario has plenty of company in White Sox bullpen on Aug 19 2014, 5:21p
in honor of Lou Gehrig's "The Luckiest Man on the Face of the Earth" speech
Commented on Ronald Belisario has plenty of company in White Sox bullpen on Aug 19 2014, 1:51p - 1 reply
Jim Thome challenged
Commented on Giants 7, White Sox 1: Robin Ventura ejected after lengthy review on Aug 15 2014, 5:49p
yup, sorry wu
Commented on White Sox Minor League Update: Aug. 10-16 on Aug 15 2014, 3:58p
well, not until you called them teats
Commented on The year in White Sox pitchers hitting on Aug 15 2014, 3:55p - 1 reply
(Tommy Boy, wu)
Commented on White Sox Minor League Update: Aug. 10-16 on Aug 15 2014, 3:33p - 1 reply
loyalty? tact? professional courtesy?
Commented on Giants 7, White Sox 1: Robin Ventura ejected after lengthy review on Aug 14 2014, 5:15p
more fitting to sit on it
Commented on Giants 7, White Sox 1: Robin Ventura ejected after lengthy review on Aug 14 2014, 11:54a - 2 replies
this little powerless, impotent display just made me feel bad for him
Commented on Giants 7, White Sox 1: Robin Ventura ejected after lengthy review on Aug 14 2014, 10:41a - 3 replies
baseball's Nietzsche
Commented on Giants 7, White Sox 1: Robin Ventura ejected after lengthy review on Aug 14 2014, 10:32a
what if I were to tell you the cure for your dismay is hanging in your closet?
Commented on White Sox 3, Giants 2 (10 innings): Gordon Beckham steals spotlight from Chris Sale on Aug 13 2014, 12:48p - 5 replies
spare me your elitist pity
Commented on White Sox 3, Giants 2 (10 innings): Gordon Beckham steals spotlight from Chris Sale on Aug 13 2014, 12:06p - 1 reply
not cool
Commented on White Sox 3, Giants 2 (10 innings): Gordon Beckham steals spotlight from Chris Sale on Aug 13 2014, 11:58a - 1 reply
obviously
Commented on RRRR: Life is a Ball(pain) on Aug 13 2014, 10:39a - 1 reply
could be the motivation he needs to stop choking
Commented on White Sox 3, Giants 2 (10 innings): Gordon Beckham steals spotlight from Chris Sale on Aug 13 2014, 10:34a - 1 reply
brilliant Giants tryout for Beckham
Commented on White Sox 3, Giants 2 (10 innings): Gordon Beckham steals spotlight from Chris Sale on Aug 13 2014, 9:38a - 1 reply
The Comedian? pretty sure that's Pagliacci
Commented on RRRR: Life is a Ball(pain) on Aug 12 2014, 4:34p
I'm sure they could twist his arm
Commented on Royals back in first place, and with feeling this time on Aug 12 2014, 4:29p - 1 reply
bloodthirst
Commented on RRRR: Life is a Ball(pain) on Aug 12 2014, 3:04p
that's development at the major league level right there
Commented on Royals back in first place, and with feeling this time on Aug 12 2014, 2:58p - 1 reply
response perfection
Commented on Royals back in first place, and with feeling this time on Aug 12 2014, 2:54p - 1 reply
are you insinuating
Commented on RRRR: Life is a Ball(pain) on Aug 12 2014, 12:46p - 1 reply
but the guy probably had some hilarious demons
Commented on RRRR: Life is a Ball(pain) on Aug 12 2014, 10:24a
but how did you figure on Sung Woo's crucial job change?
Commented on Royals back in first place, and with feeling this time on Aug 12 2014, 10:18a - 1 reply
poor kid hotheaded the wrong hothead
Commented on RRRR: Life is a Ball(pain) on Aug 11 2014, 11:58a
inexorably?
Commented on White Sox waiting games: Jordan Danks, Josh Phegley, second base on Aug 11 2014, 10:33a
by adding height="400" or fewer
Commented on Right on Q: That time when the White Sox wore shorts on Aug 10 2014, 11:00a - 1 reply
This has been "Failure to Comprehend Run Expectancy Theater"
Commented on White Sox vs. Mariners: TGIF? on Aug 9 2014, 4:29p - 1 reply
'r'Adams
Commented on White Sox Minor League Update: Aug. 3-9 on Aug 9 2014, 4:26p
I'm not trying to encourage a plunk war or anything, but
Commented on White Sox, Mariners start series with self-policing on Aug 8 2014, 11:07a - 1 reply
but without it I would have been forced to question the very nature of reality
Commented on White Sox, Mariners start series with self-policing on Aug 8 2014, 10:57a - 1 reply
Guillen thought Rowand or Lee should have retaliated with takeout slides into second
Commented on White Sox, Mariners start series with self-policing on Aug 8 2014, 10:46a
I'll probably use my dad's urologist, whenever I get around to it
Commented on RRRR: Life is a Ball(pain) on Aug 6 2014, 12:30p
uh, 3E8?
Commented on Mr. Tdogg goes to Cooperstown on Aug 2 2014, 12:40a - 2 replies
selflessness
Commented on Gamethread: Total re-caw on Aug 2 2014, 12:35a
a tidy four hours
Commented on Gamethread: Total re-caw on Aug 1 2014, 11:59p - 2 replies
twss
Commented on Gamethread: Total re-caw on Aug 1 2014, 11:48p
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