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      <title>How To Hit With Our Luke And Saviour. Good stuff. So when can we give him the 'C'?</title>
      <link>http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2009/5/4/864269/how-to-hit-with-our-luke-and</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 14:43:01 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;div class="source source-img"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;How To Hit With Our Luke And Saviour&lt;/em&gt;. Good stuff. So when can we give him the 'C'?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>Top 10 Games Of The Season</title>
      <link>http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2009/4/11/831038/top-10-games-of-the-season</link>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 19:23:33 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Editor's Note: &lt;/strong&gt;General Borschevsky has graciously re-posted his epic season in review.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;By special request from &lt;strong&gt;kidkawarhta&lt;/strong&gt; and with &lt;strong&gt;PPP&lt;/strong&gt;'s special permission, I present my choices for the Leafs' top 10 games of the 2008-9 season.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;#10. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;January 15/09 vs. Colorado Avalanche, Leafs win 7-4.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Leafs were a pretty &lt;a href="http://generalborschevsky.blogspot.com/2009/02/apathy-vs-despair-believing-in.html"&gt;depressing hockey team&lt;/a&gt; in mid-January, but on this night in Denver Leaf fans enjoyed some much needed comedy relief. In goal for the Avalanche was that miserable &lt;a href="http://www.sportsandthecity.com/2009/01/raycrap-report-vol-7-we-meet-again.html"&gt;Raycrap&lt;/a&gt;, the most despised Leafs' starting netminder &lt;em&gt;ever&lt;/em&gt;. The game wasn't especially exciting, but the goaltending was vintage Raycroft. 7 mostly soft goals on 30 shots, the Leafs broke open a 1-1 first period tie with 3 in the 2nd and 3 in the 3rd. &lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LrSNT7WnVdw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;  &lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LrSNT7WnVdw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;  Blake and Moore led the way with 3 points each, as 7 Leaf players had multiple-point nights. But the real story was the craptacular goaltending in the Avalanche net. The 6th and 7th goals, which killed any hope of a Colorado comeback, were quite hysterical. Just absolutely classic garbage soft goals, so familiar from when Raycrap was between the pipes in Toronto. Also familiar to Leaf fans was his signature style of body language after the 6th and 7th goals: an expression of utter defeat and increasing resignation so steep he might as well have jumped off a cliff. What a chump. Leaf fans can't be thankful enough to be liberated from that awful, humiliating goalie.&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;#9. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;December 16/08 vs. New Jersey Devils, Leafs win 3-2 in a shoot-out.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Leafs extend a mid-December winning streak to 3 games by defeating the Devils for the second time this year in a shoot-out. The hero in this one was Jason Blake, whose completely unexpected spin-o-rama move surprised Clemmensen and stole the show. &lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z8IAYselwj0&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;  &lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z8IAYselwj0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;  This beautiful, eye-popping move seemed to highlight the fact that Jason Blake had turned a personal corner and rediscovered his game. Mostly it was a remarkable moment because it came near the beginning of his resurgence when many, like me, were still doubting him, only to blown away by the brilliance of Blake's magic move. I think a lot of Blake-haters became Blake-supporters after this night, while his play continued to steadily improve, right up until Antropov and some other guy got traded.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;#8. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;October 29/08 vs. New Jersey Devils, Leafs win 6-5 in a shoot-out&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Very early on in the season the Leafs played another very exciting and memorable game against the Devils in New Jersey. Instead of the dull, low-scoring, snooze-fest these two teams normally provide when they meet each other, fans were treated to some wide-open, end-to-end action, as both teams combined for 10 goals in regulation. The Leafs battled back from a 2-0 1st period deficit to take the lead, 3-2 in the 2nd, only to have to battle back again from 4-3 in the 3rd for a 5-4 lead. Leaf nemesis Zach Parise tied the game at 5, and the teams remained deadlocked until the shoot-out. Kulemin and Parise go first in the shoot-out and both miss. Then it's Steen (who? Wait, why?) for the Leafs who also misses, and Elias who scores. Tomas Kaberle is the Leafs' 3rd shooter and he needs to score on Brodeur to keep the game from ending right there. &lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cuh773coUjQ&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;  &lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cuh773coUjQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kaberle comes through in the clutch with a &lt;a href="http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2008/10/30/649980/kaberle-superstar"&gt;superstar goal&lt;/a&gt;, and then Toskala stones Gionta to force extra shooters. Hagman is up next for Toronto and scores one of the most memorable goals this season, backhanding the puck past Brodeur while showering him in snow. Lanngennbrunnnner misses the final shot for the Devils and the Leafs skate out of New Jersey with a 6-5 victory and also a few laughs at Marty's expense.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;#7.&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;January 15/09 vs. Carolina Hurricanes, Leafs win 6-4.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Paul Maurice's first game against his former team was an eventful affair. Ian White opened the scoring on the powerplay at 12:43 of the&amp;nbsp;1st period. The Leafs then exploded for 3 more goals in the&amp;nbsp;2nd to take a 4-0 lead. However, by the 8;40 mark of the 3rd, the Hurricanes had stormed back to tie the game. A powerplay late in the game gave the Leafs the opportunity to reclaim the lead - Kaberle scoring the goal that would become the game-winner at 14:35.&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jtLwWftzWc8&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;    &lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jtLwWftzWc8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The real hero of the game though, was Jason Blake, who added an empty netter in the final minute to complete the hat-trick to go along with 2 assists for a 5-point night. This was, by far, Blake's best performance as a Leaf; a gutsy, inspired effort that felt like a direct statement to his old coach, Maurice, who thankfully, had very little to say after the game.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;#6.&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;March 17/09 vs. Tampa Bay Lightning, Leafs win 4-3 in a shoot-out.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;"That was unbelievable", said &lt;a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/recap?gid=2009031720"&gt;Ron Wilson&lt;/a&gt;, not so much for the Leafs' remarkable comeback effort this night, but for the ovation his team received as they left the ice on a Tuesday night in Tampa Bay. Down 3-0 on the road to the Lightning, the Leafs were encouraged by the surprising number of noisy supporters and fought back to tie the game&amp;nbsp;3-3 with 2 goals in the 3rd period. &lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GH3TDL823KA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;    &lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GH3TDL823KA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The two teams went to overtime, and then to a shoot-out, and after 6 shooters had made their attempts, only 2 had scored - Lecavalier for the Lightning, and for the Leafs it was Hamilton, who'd also scored the tying goal with 5 and a half minutes to go. 5 more skaters take their shots, none with success. Finally, John F. Mitchell, the 12th shooter, mercifully finishes it, and the Leafs leave the ice as heroes to a standing ovation. Never mind the points in the standings, the playoffs, or draft picks - this was the kind of game that being a Leafs fan is all about. Every once in a while, 2 or 3 times a year, you get a game like this where &lt;em&gt;Leafs Nation&lt;/em&gt; actually makes a difference to the outcome. "That crowd was crazy," said &lt;a href="http://www.lfpress.ca/newsstand/Sports/Hockey/2009/03/18/8788516-sun.html"&gt;Cujo&lt;/a&gt;. "I told the guys in the room this atmosphere was like Game 6 of the Stanley Cup final".&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;#5.&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;February 28/09 vs. Ottawa Senators, Leafs win 4-3 in overtime.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Leafs head into Ottawa enjoying a 3-game winning streak at the end of February and once again Cujo gets the start and is terrific in goal. After Toronto lets a 2-0 first period lead slip away in the 2nd, Alfie the Clown then breaks the tie in the 3rd to give the Sens a 3-2 lead. &lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AYiOIzMcQpo&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;      &lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AYiOIzMcQpo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;  Schenn, Van Ryn, Frogren, and even Kaberle were all healthy and in the line-up for this one, yet it was Pavel Kubina emerging as the hero of the night. Scoring a powerplay goal with 5:12 to go in the&amp;nbsp;3rd to tie the game, Kubina then scores again in overtime, just 33 seconds in, when he finishes a nice 3-on-2 rush with Stajan and White for the victory. Another great night on the road with the Leafs leaving the ice to a standing ovation, though not exactly an unusual occurrence in Kanata.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;#4.&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;March 24/09 vs. Washington Capitals, Leafs win 3-2 in a shoot-out&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What started out as a dull, uninteresting game eventually featured one of the most dramatic endings of the season. After a scoreless&amp;nbsp;1st period, the Leafs and Caps exchanged goals in the 2nd. A powerplay goal by Kubina put the Leafs ahead, 2-1, with just 2:08 to go in the 3rd, but then a controversial goal by Brooks Laich, pitchforking Gerber and the puck into the net, ties the game again. At that point, with 57 seconds left in regulation and 8 games left in the season and his career hanging in the balance, the GRBRZRKR decides he's not gonna take it anymore. &lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3fXTRClAKzQ&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;    &lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3fXTRClAKzQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;  Gerber heroically martyrs himself by bumping the ref and shooting the puck down the ice, resulting in a match penalty and a 3-game suspension. Enter Cujo, who makes a brilliant save in the final minute off Ovechkin, and then makes 8 sensational saves in overtime with the crowd behind him roaring louder and louder for each one. The extra period ends with Leafs fans standing on their feet. Hamilton, looking like a shoot-out specialist, opens the scoring on the first shot, giving Cujo all he would need as he then stones Backstrom, Semin, and finally &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF7xd-0rQb4"&gt;Alexander the Great&lt;/a&gt; in stunning succession. The Leafs win it, their 4th in 5 games, and Joseph is named the first star - a great way to remember a great Leaf goaltender.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;#3.&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;January 8/09 vs. Montreal Canadians, Leafs lose 2-6&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now why would a 4-goal loss be included in the Top Ten Leaf games of the season, especially a loss to those dirty, disgusting Habs? Well, even though the score here is a little disappointing, there was an even bigger &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAmcigT-KIw"&gt;score that needed to be settled&lt;/a&gt;, and the Leafs responded the way they should, with passion and defiance, sometimes known as "piss and vinegar". &lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SFnzMri8aMg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;    &lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SFnzMri8aMg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;  Brad May, acquired one day earlier by Brian Burke, set the tone early, providing a strong example for rookies like Grabovski and Schenn to follow. Mayers, quiet for most of the season up to this point, also stepped up and delivered, scoring a decisive victory over Kostopoulos in the 2nd period, landing about 7 or 8 solid jabs in a row, which is still about a thousand less then he deserved. The two teams combined for 150 penalty minutes as the Leafs proved they weren't afraid to make a mockery of a hockey game just to make a statement. &lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bQ_YtxAthKg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;    &lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bQ_YtxAthKg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;  This moment, for me, is one of the most important moments, not just of this season, but potentially in this whole re-building process. While Grabbo's spirit may have gone a bit too far, at least it was goin' in the right direction - towards the Montreal players, and not towards his bench. Just like the GRBRZRKR's experience, Grabbo earns a 3-game suspension, yet it was all easily worth it. As he leaves the ice, arms raised above his head in a double peace-sign salute, there's a sense of triumph and satisfaction, and suddenly, even more then after the Kostopoulos hit on Van Ryn, the Leafs-Habs rivalry is wonderfully re-ignited and meaningful again, and looks like it will be for as long as Grabbo's blazing red hair runs wild and free for the Blue and White.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;#2.&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;November 1/08 vs. NY Rangers, Leafs win 5-2&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Leafs begin the month that matters with a bang. The best game &lt;a href="http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2008/11/1/651665/game-recap-leafs-5-rangers"&gt;Chemmy&lt;/a&gt; ever watched in his entire life. Looking for their 4th win in 5 games, these young Leafs were starting to generate some excitement and optimism after only 10 games. Down 2-0 in the third with 10 minutes to go, the Leafs didn't give up and neither did the fans. Finally, at 12:36 of the 3rd, it was John F. Mitchell sparking the comeback. &lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MUgDzdMhB9Y&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;    &lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MUgDzdMhB9Y&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;"I just fist-pumped as many times as I could," said &lt;a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/recap?gid=2008110121"&gt;Mitchell&lt;/a&gt;, whose contagious energy was caught by the fans and then amplified back to the team as they seized the momentum. "It certainly was a burst of energy&amp;mdash;it came all at once," said &lt;a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/recap?gid=2008110121"&gt;Moore&lt;/a&gt;. "It seemed like it must have been pent up. With the fans, as well, they sort of released their (energy) all together." Suddenly the Leafs were buzzing in the Rangers' zone, and just 1:26 later Jason Blake's tip ties the game. 52 seconds after that, Kubina hammers one from the point and gives the Leafs the lead, but they weren't done yet. A minute and 12 seconds later, Mitchell scores again to make it 4-2, and then finally, 1:51 after that, Mitchell assists on the last goal of the game from Dominic Moore. 5 Leaf goals in 5 minutes and 21 seconds, and with each one, the crowd at the ACC seemed to get louder and louder. It was a magical night, the kind of game that dreams are made of, and a reminder of a what things might be like in Toronto when we finally have a contender capable of playing with this kind of energy and firepower every night.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;#1.&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;February 21/09 vs. Vancouver Canucks, Leafs lose 2-3 in a shoot-out.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is anyone surprised? The Mats Sundin game is my choice for the number 1 Leaf game of the year. This was a game for the history books. For all the build up, for all the hype, for all the heartache and love that Mats Sundin had left behind, there was no disappointment with this one, only grace and magic. The most compelling and moving moment on ACC ice this season was proudly delivered by those Leaf fans in attendance, directed at the former Captain, whose years of leadership and excellence were far from forgotten. &lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o8ZZU6-30Qo&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o8ZZU6-30Qo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It's not too often that you get to see a perfect game, but this was it. Even if it had been scripted, no one would care, 'cause it was the right script. The game goes to a shoot-out, and after Grabovski scores a beautiful goal on Luongo, the final shooter, with a chance to win the game for Vancouver, is Sundin. &lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hVi_kwV4BAE&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hVi_kwV4BAE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;  Yes! You couldn't ask for more drama then that. The noise from the crowd as the Canucks celebrate is unbelievable. What a turn of events. What a finish. What a way for Mats Sundin to return to Toronto and make everything right. And what a night for Leaf fans who demonstrated that they are the greatest, classiest, and most passionate hockey fans the sport has ever seen. While the Leafs may have lost the game, they gained a sense of closure on the past, and a truly emotional lift that helped them to win their next four games. Nevermind the final score, for which records show the Leafs gaining a single point for an overtime loss, this game was perfect, and you can't do better then that.&lt;/p&gt;
  


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      <title>Bill C-1967/42</title>
      <link>http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2009/4/6/824800/bill-c-1967-42</link>
      <author>general borschevsky</author>
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&lt;p&gt;Whereas ice hockey is Canada's national sport;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Whereas the sport of ice hockey is enjoyed throughout our nation by Canadians of all ages, genders, abilities and cultural backgrounds;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Whereas the &lt;strong&gt;Toronto Maple Leafs&lt;/strong&gt; are by far the nation's most popular hockey team;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Whereas &lt;strong&gt;Pension Plan Puppets&lt;/strong&gt; is the mothership for the Barilkosphere;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Whereas &lt;strong&gt;Pension Plan Puppets&lt;/strong&gt;, as fostered by community associations, Maple Leafs bloggers, and by Leaf fans and critics alike, contributes to a stronger Canada by promoting the participation of individuals in their communities and the solidarity of those communities;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Whereas encouraging the involvement of youth and women in particular in an on-line community is an appropriate objective of the Parliament of Canada, and an Act to establish a national day to celebrate that on-line communtiy would contribute to increasing that involvement;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And whereas &lt;strong&gt;Pension Plan Puppets&lt;/strong&gt; has served as a unifying force throughout Leafs Nation, is an important component of our contemporary identity in Leafs Nation, and is considered a cornerstone of our unique Canadian culture;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, therefore, Her Majesty, by and with the advice and consent of the Senate and House of Commons of Canada, enacts as follows:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SHORT TITLE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. This Act may be cited as the &lt;strong&gt;National Pension Plan Puppets Day Act&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;NATIONAL PENSION PLAN PUPPETS DAY&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. Throughout Canada, in each and every year, the third Friday of February shall be known as "&lt;strong&gt;National Pension Plan Puppets Day&lt;/strong&gt;".&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. For greater certainty, &lt;strong&gt;National Pension Plan Puppets Day &lt;/strong&gt;is not a legal holiday or a non-juridical day.&lt;/p&gt;

  
  


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&lt;div class="source source-img"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pretty cool video worth sharing. Nice camera angle. The sound is a bit loud so watch the volume. Better yet, turn the sound off completely and put on &lt;em&gt;Chariots Of Fire&lt;/em&gt; or &lt;em&gt;Eye Of The Tiger&lt;/em&gt;. Way to go, CUJO!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Why does Vesa have to do this to us now? 3 wins in a row with only 2 games left until the trade deadline. Is there any possibility that these points will lead to a team taking Toskala off our hands, or is the damage already done, and now he's just undermining our future success? The answer, Leaf fans, is less then a week away.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can Toskala make it 4 in a row tonight? My gut says no, but since I'm usually wrong about Vesa I expect him to win. But now that I'm expecting a win, I'm sure he'll do the opposite. I'm gonna stick with that and call it a loss, hoping the Vesa continues to surprise and defy expectations. &lt;a href="http://www.dobberhockey.com/dobberpics/2110029_Maple_Leafs_v_Panthers.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.dobberhockey.com/dobberpics/2110029_Maple_Leafs_v_Panthers.jpg" border="0" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; cursor: hand; width: 394px; height: 304px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;"I don't think there's anything that Vesa can possibly do between now and the trade deadline that's going to undo the damage he's done to his reputation as a starting goaltender."&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;Has it really been &lt;a href="http://generalborschevsky.blogspot.com/2009/01/no-one-wins-showcase-showdown.html"&gt;six weeks since I wrote that&lt;/a&gt;? I was convinced that Toskala's terrible play had cost us any return we might have once seen for him.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; "It's too late for Toskala to turn it around and salvage the season. The promise of any return at the trade deadline for Vesa has disappeared. The only thing his playing better would do now is add further harm to the franchise's ability to rebuild itself."&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Was I right? Was I wrong? We'll find out in less then a week. To his credit, Toskala has done everything he can to either sabotage the Leafs' draft position, or (please God, let it be this alternative!) re-create a market for himself at the deadline. Since I wrote those less then infamous words above, the Vesa has played some of his best and most consistent hockey of the season. In his last 12 starts, the Leafs are 7-1-4, and for that one loss, I'm pretty sure it was Joseph, who gave up the 5th and 6th goals in a 6-4 loss to TB in the 3rd period, who was credited as the losing goaltender. Therefore, Toskala has quietly, and not so genuinely, run up a streak of 12 games without recording a regulation loss, going back to January 19th ( a 2-0 loss to Carolina). Not impressed? He's picked up a total of 18 points out of a possible 24 in his last 12 starts, for an unfathomable winning percentage of .750!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Wow.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Tick-Tock. Tick-Tock.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; With time ticking down on the Trade Deadline clock, the Vesa is making a mad-dash for the Finish-line out of here. In the process, the Leafs are losing their hold on a top 5 draft pick, but maybe the Leafs can pick up the equivalent of one in a promising prospect if they can trade Toskala. I would actually prefer that - it's more honorable, and it's more exciting as well.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Are we making a big mistake with the Vesa? We have seen him play brilliantly, just not very often. Hs problems don't seem to be mechanical so much as focus. When he's on his game, he's terrific. He's looked bad for most of this season but he's in an awkward position playing for a rebuilding team with a new coach who's trying to teach accountability. Granted, it's easy to hate JFJ and blame him for this mess and for Vesa's salary, but when he got the contract I don't remember too many people screaming, "My God! This is unreasonable!". Mostly I was happy 'cause it meant the writing was on the wall for Raycroft. Toskala could still be a winning goaltender in this league, but he's a tricky one to manage.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; At the bottom of my post from six weeks ago is a great comment from MF37, &lt;a href="http://bitterleaf.blogspot.com/"&gt;the standard-bearer for bitter excellence&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; "Before joining the Leafs, Toskala had never been a starter, never played more than 38 games in a season, and his total NHL experience was 105 career NHL games.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; He has now played 105 games for the Maple Leafs and his numbers indicate he's either lost his edge, he can't handle the rigors of playing 60 games a season, or a little of both.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Perhaps the best case scenario for the Leafs and Toskala is hanging on to him to platoon with Pogge, lessening his workload and hopefully repairing his game."&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Totally agree. This should be the plan going forward. Take what you can get at the deadline from any desperate last-minute shoppers, but if there's no takers, then we should hold on to him through the summer and let him share the duties will Pogge until next year's deadline. With another year off his contract he might seem more attractive to other NHL teams, and with a decreased workload, it's not unfathomable that he might rebound and have a stellar year. Well, not as unfathomable as a .750 winning percentage in the six weeks leading up the trade deadline.&lt;/p&gt;
  


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&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thestar.com/Sports/article/573471"&gt;Van Ryn back in&amp;nbsp;tonight?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
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  &lt;p&gt;Wilson, of course, doesn't have to worry about the wrath of the fans because management did such a great job selling the idea of a long, slow rebuild. Maurice's smile grew a little tighter.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;"I wish for Ron the very best," he said. "Good luck to him. You can build as long as you want there."&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class="source"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.globesports.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20090114.wsptshoalts14/GSStory/GlobeSportsHockey/home"&gt;Wow. From the Globe.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;We have to win this game. We just have to. I won't be able to stand Paul Maurice's smug, snarky, smirky, dry, dry - sand in the desert dry - humour if we don't.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is going to feel like a &lt;em&gt;long&lt;/em&gt; weekend, but not in a good way. I'm very happy with the way the Leafs played last night in Buffalo, and while I don't normally want them to play on back-to-back nights with travel, there's an aching desire to see them play tonight that won't be fulfilled. Except that it's not an aching desire, it's the natural order of things and the unpleasantness that I'm feeling is that order being disrupted. A Saturday night in December without the Maple Leafs is like Christmas without Santa. Like Halloween without candy. Like Wheel of Fortune without Vanna. It's like, what's the point? I waited all week for this.&amp;nbsp;I had plans! I was going to watch hockey. And not just any hockey - not 2 boring conference rivals with marquee players battling for playoff positions - heck no, I was going to watch the Leafs! That's what I do every Saturday night in the winter. Those are my plans and I can't change them now.&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;This is a&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2008/7/18/574084/watching-the-leafs-for-fre"&gt;hot topic&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;for me that I've touched on once before. Being "poor" means that I don't pay for cable, and that CBC is the only TV station I can watch that shows hockey, and Saturday nights are usually my only opportunity to see the Leafs play on "the big screen" (my TV) and not on my wife's Mac. This month alone, there are &lt;strong&gt;two Saturday nights&lt;/strong&gt;, tomorrow and the 27th, that are devoid of Leaf hockey. December is a cold, and cruel month where the days keep getting shorter and darker. Enduring two Saturdays without the Leafs is unfair at this time of year and something need to be done to ease the suffering.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think whatever the Leafs are doing Saturday night, the CBC should be covering it. As a Canadian taxpayer, I have a right to demand that CBC program what I want to watch, and on Saturday nights I want to watch the Leafs, even if they're not playing. Screw the NHL! And screw the Habs and the Senators as well. Whatever the Leafs are doing Saturday night, I wanna be there. It's not even about hockey. It's about me and the Leafs and Saturday nights.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So then I got to imagining what the Leafs might be doing. I doubt they'll all be hangin' out together, but it would be cool if they were. The CBC should do a show like that with all of them just hangin' out on a Saturday night in a big house, watching TV, watching hockey, talking about stuff... maybe not. &amp;nbsp;An even better idea would be some sort of&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s-N-IvlLCs&amp;amp;feature=related"&gt;American Gladiators&lt;/a&gt;/&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHdH8vSpGbY"&gt;Battle of the Network Stars&lt;/a&gt;/&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xt82BMHew4&amp;amp;feature=related"&gt;Extreme EliminationChallenge&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xt82BMHew4&amp;amp;feature=related"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/a&gt;show, with all of the Leafs competing in hilarious obstacle course competitions. Man, that's like the best idea I've had in ages.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So what are the Leafs going to be doing Saturday while we're all &lt;em&gt;not&lt;/em&gt; watching them? Here's a look at how they might take advantage of this rare Saturday Night Privacy (Hopefully this will inspire future fan-fic material from LD and Archimedes.):&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Wilson&lt;/strong&gt;: Would like to have a nice relaxing dinner and maybe go see a funny movie, and if you approach him and want to talk about hockey he will disintegrate you with his death stare.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;White and Hollweg&lt;/strong&gt;: Are gonna watch some old Kung-Fu movies, drink a few beers, and trade 'stache-grooming secrets.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Antropov and Ponikarovsky&lt;/strong&gt;: A camera will be set up on a tripod. One will sit on one side of the room eating cheeseburgers and the other will sit on the other side of the room, also eating cheeseburgers. Then a conversation will take place, very slowly and deliberately, analyzing which cheeseburger was the most satisfying. Then they will realize that the lens cap was still on the camera and they'll have to do it all over again. Later, Ponikarovsky will vomit in the bathroom while Antropov watches motorcycle racing on satellite TV. The video, meanwhile, will be labeled "Antro/Poni/CheeseburgerDiscussion/Vol.459" and put in a vault with the others.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Moore and Mayers&lt;/strong&gt;: Will be signing autographs, making public appearances, visiting children in hospitals and orphanages, also the mall, and generally letting people know who they are and reminding them that they play for the Maple Leafs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Stajan&lt;/strong&gt;: Will be at home smoking dope and reading comic books by himself. &lt;em&gt;X-Men&lt;/em&gt; is his favorite, but he also likes &lt;em&gt;Fantastic Four&lt;/em&gt;. Kaberle will try to call him around 10:30pm, but Stajan never picks up the phone after 9pm.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Kaberle and Kubina&lt;/strong&gt;: Have plans to rent a movie and hang out but an honest misunderstanding with a hooker and her pimp prevents Kubina from ever making it to the video store. Around 10:30pm Kaberle gets tired of waiting for Kubina and calls Matt Stajan but there's no answer. Dejected, he goes home and decides to ride his exercise bicycle while counting backwards from 5000 to 1 and then goes to bed. The next morning, Kubina wakes up in his car, not sure what he's doing on a side street in Pickering, or why there's an extra 200 dollars in his wallet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Blake&lt;/strong&gt;: Will spend the night playing with his very own custom created Jason Blake Action Figure Doll with Fist-Pump Action-Arm, reminiscing about his greatest goals, and especially about the time that he would've punched a small child wearing a Leafs jersey in the face except for the glass that got in the way.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hagman and Grabovski&lt;/strong&gt;: Plan on making various mixed drinks using whatever exotic fruits they can manage to cut open. Grabovski is really the creative genius here while&amp;nbsp;Hagman documents his art with still photography that he publishes on the internet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Schenn&lt;/strong&gt;: Will spend the night in meditation, cultivating the mystical and cosmic energies of the universe into one all-powerful force within him, ready to be unleashed at the appropriate time in the first round of the playoffs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Frogren&lt;/strong&gt;: Will host a great feast for his people, welcoming the various tribes of his clan with songs of glory and honour, and entertaining them with tales of conquest and debauchery.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Van Ryn, Mitchell, Kulemin, Toskala, Stralman, Sifers, Williams, Finger, and Cujo&lt;/strong&gt;: Are going to get together for a game of open-air shinny, over at Withrow Park, which is right near my house. That's where I'll be too, playing alongside them in the cool night air, laughing joyously at the freedom of playing our own game, for ourselves, for fun. No refs, no score, no pressure, just the sounds of skates cutting through ice and pucks bangin' off boards echoing through the neighboorhood as we lose track of time and who we are, and play on and on until the lights go out at 11pm. Afterwards, our faces flush and glowing from the cold and the exercise, we'll all walk back to my house together. where, as I say goodnight, Van Ryn, Mitchell, Kulemin, Toskala, Stralman, Sifers, Williams, Finger, and Cujo will wave goodbye together, and break into a spontaneous chorus of &lt;em&gt;He's A Jolly Good Fellow&lt;/em&gt;. As they turn and continue their merry way down the street, skates slung over sticks, resting comfortably on their shoulders, I notice Van Ryn extend a warm smile to Kulemin and say, "Don't you wish every Saturday could be like this?"&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Into the night, go Leafs, go.&lt;/p&gt;
  


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  &lt;p&gt;Forward Alexei Ponikarovsky missed Monday&#8217;s practice.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;"I was going to tell you we traded him and you guys would go running," Wilson told a clutch of reporters. "But his wife had a baby at 3 a.m. last night. So, obviously, I excused him and congratulated him and he&#8217;ll be in the lineup tomorrow."&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Was it a boy or a girl?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;"He had a boy," Wilson said. "He named him Ron."&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class="source"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/postedsports/archive/2008/11/03/leafs-notebook-mccain-obama-and-the-leafs.aspx"&gt;It's a Poni-boy!&lt;/a&gt; Congratulations to Alexei Ponikarovsky, and to, uh, Coach Ron Wilson, I guess. Good call, Alexei.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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