This is from the ONION...

via media.theonion.com

WASHINGTON—During an emotionally charged press conference Monday, newly minted Redskins quarterback Donovan McNabb expressed gratitude to the unappreciative, abusive, and intolerant fans of the Philadelphia Eagles for their total lack of support over the years. "I'd like to thank all the Eagles fans who were always there to demand the whole world from me every week, who expected me to do everything with almost nothing, and who blamed me for the team's every failure," said the six-time Pro Bowler, who also apologized for his failure to shore up the Eagles defense and his inability to keep Brian Westbrook healthy while leading the team to five NFC championship games. "I can't thank them enough for the constant insults or tell you what their lack of support meant to me when Rush Limbaugh made racist comments about me. My only regret, besides every fucking awful moment of the past 11 years, is that I couldn't give these people what they wanted most: drafting Ricky Williams back in 1999. No fans deserved it more." McNabb then wished probable Eagles starting QB Kevin Kolb luck winning the next 25 Super Bowls "because nothing else will be enough," gave all Philly fans the finger "because I can't give them all cancer," sighed with pleasure, and went to turn in his Eagles playbook to the Redskins' defensive coordinators.

 Was watching some Kolb highlights last night, and damn if the kid does not throw some wobbly-ass passes and wouned ducks up there.  Chad Penington laughs at this kid's arm strength.  Kolb fears laser passes.  I worry against top-ranked defenses, Kolb will get Kornholded. 

So its possible NEITHER McNabb or Kolb are the guys to get us to the promised land.  And Vick can't seem to methodically drive a team down the field.  Vick lives by the big play, and dies when he doesn't make the big play.

In short, we may be screwed with any of the three. 

This from an NFL.COM  chat with Brian Billick:

who do you think is the hottest team in the nfc right now, and has the best chance to make the superbowl?

Brian Billick, NFL Network

I think too much is being made of Minnesota and New Ortleans' difficulties right now. They'll both prove to be difficult opponents in the playoffs. the two teams that I think have a chance of being dangerous in the playoffs are the cowboys and the cardinals.

Where are the Eagles on his list?  Not worth mentioning.

Trent Dilfer also picked a Cowboys victory Sunday on NFL Live today.

Steve Mariucci has been picking the Cowboys to win the division all season long.  And he gets bullied and intimidated like a schmuck by Deion Sanders once weekly.

And of course Skip Bayless also predicted a Cowboys Victory this week on First Take.

Douches, all!