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The RMN Tremendous Stubble Charity Drive

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The Tremendous Stubble Charity Drive

OU's senior linebacker Austin Box has been confirmed dead. The ME has confirmed it.

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OU's senior linebacker Austin Box has been confirmed dead. The ME has confirmed it.

Per the Twitter account of KFOR in Oklahoma City. We've had our share of giggles at Box's expense, namely in the Sooner Disrespect Chronicles, but it goes without saying that our hearts go out to the Box and Sooner families. A tragedy. Details appear to be sketchy, but here's the KFOR report. UPDATE, 4:00 PM: Assuming this is real, a police report has surfaced.

A little Jonathan Williams talk

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We discussed Allen RB Jonathan Williams' verbal commitment to Mizzou a bit in our most recent podcast (April 22 episode). Williams talk starts at the 2:25 mark and continues for about two minutes or so. Though I encourage you to listen to the whole thing, because it's awesome.

Let's not kid ourselves: we're all watching this Mizzou vs. Oklahoma softball game on ESPN. Let's...

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Let's not kid ourselves: we're all watching this Mizzou vs. Oklahoma softball game on ESPN. Let's consider this our live thread while we watch our best friend Ehren Earleywine coach our team to a remorseless victory.

Mizzou softball sign contest

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So, in what can only be described as a move they will either posthumously celebrate or regret, the Mizzou athletic department has sanctioned a sign contest for this Sunday's ESPN-televised softball game against Oklahoma. There are rules which you should read (be tasteful, no larger than 2' by 3', etc.) and a $50 Tiger Team Store gift card up for grabs. Let me be blunt here: If a Tremendous Stubble sign does not win this contest or at least make it on ESPN, you are all dead to me. Do what you must, but win this damn thing. THIS IS OUR MOMENT. THIS IS OUR TIME.

Otto Porter's high school coach Kenyon Wright has confirmed Porter's commitment to Georgetown.

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Otto Porter's high school coach Kenyon Wright has confirmed Porter's commitment to Georgetown.

Eric Bossi of Rivals. But on the plus side, I knocked over the Sun-Sphere.

This man's name is Frank Haith. I'll give you a moment to Google him. Noted sports blogger and...

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This man's name is Frank Haith. I'll give you a moment to Google him. Noted sports blogger and bikini connoisseur Brooks at Sports By Brooks is saying he could be Mizzou's next coach. Talk amongst yourselves. UPDATE 10:55pm CT From the ultra-reliable Joe Walljasper on Twitter: "Got confirmation that the University of Miami's Frank Haith has agreed to be Missouri's basketball coach." Wow.

Wow on wow, it's Marcus Denmon's 21st birthday.

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Wow on wow, it's Marcus Denmon's 21st birthday.

Better Know An Opponent: Cincinnati

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It's a tradition unlike any other. Better Know An Opponent: Cincinnati.

Upset Pick of the Week: Missouri over Kansas, Saturday. OK, so maybe this isn't fair considering...

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Upset Pick of the Week: Missouri over Kansas, Saturday. OK, so maybe this isn't fair considering that Mizzou should probably be the favorite every time it plays at home. But based on rankings, this would certainly be a mild upset. Missouri desperately needs some momentum going into the Big 12 tournament and we've seen what beating KU has done for Kansas State. The Tigers can fluster Kansas on the perimeter if they get the fastest 40 minutes of basketball moving. Of course, to pull this off, they must rebound and get out on the break as quickly as possible. Losing to Mizzou may have some seed implications for Kansas, so the Jayhawks have plenty at stake, as well. You know, I've always liked that Andy Katz fella.

Let's not act like RMN wouldn't sell 10,000 of these shirts.

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Let's not act like RMN wouldn't sell 10,000 of these shirts.

Here at Rock M Nation, we try to dance around bad news as best we can. We like to keep things...

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Here at Rock M Nation, we try to dance around bad news as best we can. We like to keep things light, you know? Nobody wants to be a bummer. So, here we go: three crappy stories spun positively, complete with hilarious, unrelated gif APPARENTLY YOU CAN'T PUT GIFS IN THIS DAY GETS SO MUCH WORSE OH WELL HERE'S A CUTE LITTLE RODENT THING! -Jimmy "Battle of the" Burge was arrested last night in Jasper County on suspicion of possession of drug paraphernalia. But on the bright side, it was ONLY three grams of marijuana and a shotgun! Coulda been a lot worse! Hey-o! -Mizzou self-reported 17 secondary violations to the NCAA, the most enjoyable of which is "The girlfriend of a football player received an 'occasional' meal at the home of an athletics representative." Sounds sexy! Yeah! -John Kadlec, the commentary voice of the football Tigers for the past 16 years, is retiring. He's a legend. My sincere hope is that he lives a long, healthy, awesome life, and he's replaced by Macho Man Randy Savage. Mike Kelly: "Lawrence down the sideline, hemmed in at the 35, falls forward to the 11." Randy Savage: "HE SNAPPED OFF THAT BIG RUN, OOOOH YEAH! LINEBACKERS NEED TO WORK ON THEIR PURSUIT ANGLES, OOOOH YEAH! IF THEY DON'T GET A FULLBACK, I'M GOING TO GIVE DAVID YOST A FLYING ELBOW DROP, OOOOOH YEAH!"

A loss to Buffs, an uninspired home win over Huskers...what's up with my formerly top 10 Mizzou...

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A loss to Buffs, an uninspired home win over Huskers...what's up with my formerly top 10 Mizzou hoopsters?

Tim Cowlishaw, via Twitter. Well, Tim, perhaps you noticed that Colorado pretty much shot the lights out, with its best player scoring a career high, and Mizzou still had a chance to win. Or maybe you noticed that Mizzou was pretty much in control of the entirety of last night's game until Nebraska scored some garbage time points. Or you at least noticed that Phil Pressey, one of the team's pace-setters and young guns, has been battling a banged-up hand. Or, you know, maybe you haven't watched a Mizzou game since Illinois. Or Georgetown. Or 2009. (Tim, we'd like to be friends. We really would. But you've got to meet us halfway here. Nothing's "up" with Mizzou. They're playing basketball.)

#Mizzou Sophomore DE Aldon Smith will declare for the NFL Draft: http://ow.ly/3AeJT

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#Mizzou Sophomore DE Aldon Smith will declare for the NFL Draft: http://ow.ly/3AeJT

The official Mizzou Athletics Twitter account makes official what we all should have been anticipating. Farewell, sweet Agent Smith. May your reign of remorseless destruction continue on, this time with a large paycheck.

#Mizzou announces that Blaine Gabbert is entering the 2011 NFL draft

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#Mizzou announces that Blaine Gabbert is entering the 2011 NFL draft

So says Dave Matter. React accordingly. Oh, me? I'll be over here sobbing into a burlap doll with a tiny black No. 11 jersey on it and long flowing locks of blonde-ish hair.

Mizzou a No. 3 seed in latest Bracketology

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Other tidbits from Joe Lunardi's Cavalcade of Whimsy and Terror: -Mizzou's up from a No. 5 seed in last month's iteration. Somebody's been doin' some impressin'. -Playing in Tulsa would be fun...right? Ri-right? -Missouri's inevitable path to destiny™ (ahem): Vermont, UNLV, Connecticut, Ohio State, Kansas, Duke. Mmm, that's some tasty potential vengeance. -Illinois' a 4, Old Dominion's an 11 and Georgetown's a 3. -Six bids for both the Big 10 and Big XII, and a whopping TEN BIDS for the Big East, including three of the top eight seeds.

Better Know An Opponent: Iowa

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Set your "it" switch to "on." It's "Better Know An Opponent: Iowa."

#Mizzou suspends sophomore point guard Michael Dixon indefinitely for violation of team rules.

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#Mizzou suspends sophomore point guard Michael Dixon indefinitely for violation of team rules.

Gabe DeArmond, via Twitter. This is why we can't have nice things.

Something's up.

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There are multiple reports out there -- like here -- that Vegas has taken the Insight Bowl off the board, meaning something wacky may/may not be about to happen/is already happening. And Deadspin is cryptically referring to "one very specific rumor." Consider this your wild speculation thread! Hooray!

Mizzou opens as 1-point favorites over Iowa

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It should be noted that gambling is illegal in the United States, and that these are strictly for fun purposes. That said... Damn you, Vegas. You go to hell. I had it all planned out. You'd set Mizzou as 3.5 favorites, and then I'd be able to justify staying away from it because, well, Mizzou would be assured to win by a field goal. That's just the way it was going to work, and I was happy with it. But you had to go and screw it up by putting this sexy, sexy line out there. One point? You know nobody's going to be able to resist it, because it's a 10-2 team against a 7-5 team. But I know better. Oh, yes I do. Iowa's definitely better than 7-5; Mizzou might be a little worse than 10-2. I know it's a trap. I know it is. It's the trappiest trap that ever trapped since The Great Trap of Nineteen Seventy Trap. And I see it from 60 kilometers away. You're not going to get me this time, Vegas. No way, no how. That line is a snake in the grass, and I'm simply not going to fall for it. /wagers life savings -- all $64.19 of it -- on Mizzou

GameThread
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Mizzou @ Oregon, Second Half Sorta Emergency Thread

So, that 20-point halftime lead for Mizzou is down to 8. Let's stop that with a little power of Oregon alum Akili Smith.

Former Mizzou pitcher rumored to be dating Ke$ha

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I think I speak on behalf of everyone when I say: Damn it, Aaron Crow.

Penalties aside, Nebraska scored six points. As bad as the officiating was -- and it was as bad as...

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Penalties aside, Nebraska scored six points. As bad as the officiating was -- and it was as bad as it can get, and as lopsided as any game not blatantly fixed can be -- six points, man. Six meager points. If you score A touchdown, one singular touchdown, then the bad officiating is noxious only in the academic sense.

Our leader, EDSBS. I swear, I'm not trying to pour gasoline on the fire...but...

Missouri uses big third quarter to drop Kansas State, 38-28

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Your Missouri Tigers are 8-2, and have won the last five Senior Day games. Rejoice, you kings of the online tubes, you princes of anonymous Internet commenting.

GameThread
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Live Thread: Missouri vs. Kansas State (Second Half)

I've never started a GameDay Thread before. This is neat-o!

Welcome back to my life, Ken Pomeroy.

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What you want to know from the venerable KenPom: -Missouri ranks 10th in his ratings, fourth in the Big XII (No. 3 Kansas, No. 7 Baylor*, No. 8 Kansas State). -He projects Mizzou to go 23-7 overall, and 10-6 in conference. -The projected losses: Illinois, @Texas A&M, @Texas, @Kansas, @Kansas State, and two other conference losses to be named later (he traditionally tempers expectations to allow an extra loss or two). -Yes, he projects Mizzou to beat Kansas at home. In fact, KenPom projects Mizzou to run the table at home. *-I would presume that his rating includes the presence of the now-questionable-at-best LaceDarius Dunn.

@rockmnation I'm sad WeAreMizzou.com isn't on your toolbar! Where's the love?!

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@rockmnation I'm sad WeAreMizzou.com isn't on your toolbar! Where's the love?!

A Tweet from Mizzou football multimedia graduate assistant Kathryn Lucchesi. This is a dangerous situation, guys. This woman has untold power. Remember in Rocky IV, when nobody was sure exactly how strong Ivan Drago was, but they knew the answer ranged from "crazy strong" to "hide yo kids, hide yo wife strong"? It's kind of like that. I'm of the opinion that RMN should give in to her clearly extreme demands. Fear the Lucch.

This is what happens when Spencer Kane (SleepyFloyd7) twitters a picture of two of RMN's most...

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This is what happens when Spencer Kane (SleepyFloyd7) twitters a picture of two of RMN's most prominent members interviewing Blaine Gabbert. Click to embiggen.

'The Sooners Attend a Costume Party': a dramatic re-enactment

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On the eve of Mizzou-Oklahoma, the Sooner Disrespect Chronicles return for its most absurd chapter.

I watched the entire Missouri-A&M game, and trust me, Mo. extremely underrated. Lots of athletes....

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I watched the entire Missouri-A&M game, and trust me, Mo. extremely underrated. Lots of athletes. Blaine Gabbert tall, tough, accurate.

No. No. No. NO NO. NO NO NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO GOD NO. NO. YOU LEAVE MIZZOU ALONE. NO. NO! NO!! NOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU LEAVE MISSOURI ALONE, YOU BAD BAD MAN! EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH TURNS TO DUST! YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? WHY DO YOU HATE MISSOURI?!? WHY? DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, WHY DO YOU FEEL IT NECESSARY TO DESTROY WHATEVER I LOVE? NO! YOU TAKE IT BACK! SAY THAT MISSOURI IS TERRIBLE! TAKE IT BACK THIS INSTANCE. TAKE IT BACK! GOD, NO. NO. No. No. No. NO! No. No. GOD WHY? NO! NO NO NO! NO! /hyperventilates and perishes, funeral planned for tomorrow at noon
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