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grantfunk

Mar 30, 2008 Apr 30, 2010 18 880

I play and teach music, love the Royals and enjoy spearmint.

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Kansas City Royals Major League Baseball Team

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Royals Review Off Day time fillers

The finger lashing I received from NYRoyal about casual fans viewing/listening of the world series got me thinking about what RR folks do on off days.  I'm probably going to listen to either cleveland/NY or Stl/chicago.... my best friend is a STL guy, so it's handy to occasionaly view one of their silly pitchers hitting games, but what non-Royals game do you find most interesting today?

 

three more words.

Poll
What game are you most interested in today?
Marlins @ Braves
3 votes
Astros @ Pirates
0 votes
Indians @ Yankees
10 votes
Cardinals @ Cubs
9 votes
Phillies @ Nationals
0 votes
White Sox @ Rays
3 votes
Padres @ Mets
1 votes
Blue Jays @ Twins
3 votes
Angels @ Mariners
2 votes
Giants @ Dodgers
1 votes

32 votes | Poll has closed

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not encouraging any shennaigans, just liked the part he wrote at the top.

"...8,000 cold Kansas City residents were chanting "Let's go, Royals!" And they meant it. They were watching their boys eviscerate the presumptive divisional favorites, and they felt a sea change."

about 3 years ago Wizards_tiny grantfunk 25 comments

Royals Review WBC: WTF?

While I've got a pretty good read on NYRoyal's take on the WBC, what does everyone else think about it?  Is this a fantastic PR tool to increase worldwide reception on MLB, increasing it's fanbase and recuritment spectrum or just a distraction from team building during spring training?  It may be a tad off topic, but with nine royals playing, I thought I'd ask people who know far, far more about baseball than me.

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Royals Review Lineup awesomeness

my buddies and i spoke on the phone at the lineup last night.... is anyone else impressed with the way Hillmoney is handling the DH/1B situation?  I've been really nervous about Olivo, but him and Buck both in the lineup rocks!  Pardon my unbridled enthusiasm, i'm just hyped about this development. 

 i'd kinda like to see TPJ in the 9 hole like a pitcher in the NL.

anyone care to guess tonights lineups?

mine:

DDJ

Grudz

Teahen

Buck

Butler

Guillen

Gordon

Pena

Olivo

 

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Royals Review A few Stats from last night

imagine my surprise when my row 'E' seats in section 135 turned out to be on the railing! it was pretty awesome, we were probably 15 yards from the foul pole, good sight lines, i could have spit and hit matsuki.... if it weren't raining for eight innings with the wind in our faces. now, on to the promised stats. Royals-4 Yankees-0 Rain-2 Cellphones-0 parking-1 grantfunk-0 yup. two phones in less than 5 innings. awesome! also fun, i took a quick bathroom break to warm up and missed Bucks fountain shot. grrrrrr seriously, i looked at the website, discussed it with my friend and tried really, really hard to park in the right place. i failed. it was like insult to injury to have to walk all the way back to my crappy parking job in the rain. all that aside, pretty sweet game to watch live, that scoreboard is insane, i really like the one in the RF wall, it's handy. i'm glad Greinke had a good night, the moments with several runners was scarry, but it worked out well and i'm hopefull for bale tonight. did the radio/tv give everyone else the scoop on the pitching change? we didn't get it until just before the start of play. Sorry for the disjointed post, i'm a bit tired from my late/cold/wet night and extra long commute this AM (i stayed with a buddy in KC then drove straight in), i just wanted to express my desire for both more wins and a ziplock bag for all future games. I'm glad to keep sacrifice a cell phone (only 13 months to a free upgrade!) for a series win. lets go blue!

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Rany on the Royals

A few years ago, I came up with what I like to call Jazayerli’s Law of Fundamentals, which states: "A team's ability to execute the "fundamentals" is inversely correlated to the time spent discussing the importance of executing them."

if you aren't reading Rany Jazayerli's Blog, you're missing out. i really liked this jab.
www.ranyontheroyals.com

about 4 years ago Wizards_tiny grantfunk 2 comments

Royals Review Impending Monopolies and my commute

This'll probably be off topic for some readers, but I'm guessing that at least some of the expatriated community has considered either XM or Sirius Radio.

Poll
Do you have Satellite radio?
Sirius- it's about the music man! and the playboy channel.
3 votes
XM- i've been enjoying baseball everywhere i go. idiot.
9 votes
no. i live and work close enough to an AM station.
8 votes

20 votes | Poll has closed

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Royals Review Are we still looking for Pitchers?

I kinda thought we were full up...and then some, but this article says we're checking him out....

isn't one unstable guy in pen enough?  i'd love some one with better numbers to breakdown ponson's value.  maybe we can sign him, dump him and let the cardinals have him.  seems like a good strategy...  

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Royals Review Season Tickets

My wife and I have been discussing season tickets and we're pretty sure we need more info.  Anyone that can speak from experience?

Poll
I attend The K
Once. Just to throw my wife/husband off the trail of my strip clubing.
3 votes
3-5. I know where the bathrooms are.
9 votes
10-20. I like hot dogs
15 votes
20+ I either know more about statistics than grantfunk or work at the park
6 votes
Never. I'm just lurking from Viva el Birdos
2 votes

35 votes | Poll has closed

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Royals Review Grantfunk gets his K on

i don't get to a ton of games, but i try to make the most of those that i do.  how do you approach the live game?

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Royals Review Return from the woods

I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, to discover that I had not lived.  I did not wish to live what was not life, living is so dear; nor did I wish to practice resignation, unless it was quite necessary.  I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life, to live so sturdily and Spartan-like as to put to rout all that was not life, to cut a broad swath and shave close, to drive life into a corner, and reduce it to its lowest terms, and, if it proved to be mean, why then to get the whole and genuine meanness of it, and publish its meanness to the world; or if it were sublime, to know it by experience, and to be able to give a true account of it in my next excursion.

Walden or Life in the Woods

- Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862)

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Royals Review Tuesday night on the Holodeck

you gotta love seeing a sea of red at the K....

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Royals Review Does it bother anyone else

that the frontpage on royals.com says they boys aren't receivng support?

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Royals Review SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!

So I'll be in town sunday for the game....

Poll
If your seats were close enough to verbally abuse one Mariner on sunday, who would it be?
Vidro
6 votes
Guillen
11 votes
Lopez
7 votes
Screw it, yell at Buddy
27 votes
Ichiro
9 votes

60 votes | Poll has closed

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Royals Review Good day

I'll go ahead and classify this as a good day.  I found a Royals blog page and the home opener was a win.  I'm glad that MLB.com has gameday, but I wish it wasn't the only option for me.  My connection is to slow for the streaming video and i don't actually own a television.... I wonder how long of an AM loop it'd take to get 810 7 minutes from Arkansas...

Poll
Could you, if you wished, listen to the royals?
XM/Sirius
7 votes
What is this Radio you speak of?
2 votes
No, I also live in a remote backwoods hell hole.
8 votes
FM
1 votes
AM
10 votes

28 votes | Poll has closed

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