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haildablazer

  • joined Nov 25, 2008
  • last login Aug 29, 2014
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The Forgotten One

As I was browsing the interwebs, reading through as many Blazers/Rockets previews as I could find, I noticed something. Or, rather, I noticed the lack of something. Out of the first eight articles...

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Deal With It

The last time the Blazers faced the Rockets in the playoffs, I posted a position by position breakdown that was completely wrong. It wasn't crazy, I just severely underestimated Kyle Lowry. And...

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The Greatest Trade In Blazers History (Actually)

No disrespect to Mo Lucas, but the Roy Trade won. If you want comments, here they are. The Blazers of 1974 were poised. In a way that only the Celtics could appreciate. Top center, big time...

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This is not the Junk you're looking for 8/4

What the heck? I had a late night at work, so I need to wind down. What better way to unwind the mind than with some good old Junk Drawer magic. First up, Ten Minutes of Synthesizers!

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Mea Culpa

I'm sorry Brandon Roy has an incredible competitive streak. I'm sorry the Blazers signed Batum to too hefty of a contract. I'm sorry the media must stir the pot so relentlessly. I'm sorry that...

I Count-a-FIFTEEN! A-Fifteen ways-a-to be an idiot! AH-Ah-ah!

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I Count-a-FIFTEEN! A-Fifteen ways-a-to be an idiot! AH-Ah-ah!

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JD 4/7 No one listens to the radio anymore edition

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of... The Junk Drawer. As usual, I am your host, Adam Weatherspoon. (Not to scale, or species) Tonight we look at the upcoming Olympics. A...

Started this a couple days ago. I dread trying to get "Blazers" printed correctly at least 8 times....

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Started this a couple days ago. I dread trying to get "Blazers" printed correctly at least 8 times. Ugh. Obviously a long ways yet to go, and still have to add a couple guys.

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NBA League Pass... What's the point?

Yay, I get to watch every team in the league, unless it's the Blazers! Seriously, what is the point of paying exclusively for a major sport's online broadcasts when it won't even let you watch...

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2011/12 Blazers = 2010/11 Mavericks?

The talk around the NBA so far (media wise) about the Blazers has been overwhelmingly mediocre, at best. Most of the writers don't give the Blazers a chance of making it out of the first round,...

Yahoo Blazer's Preview

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Yes! Precious basketball newses...

Quicken Little

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The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

Yao on the block.

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Who in the world (besides China) would trade for Yao right now?

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Junk Drawer, Zombie Edition. 9/17/10

Have you ever asked yourself... Am I ready for the Zompocalypse? Have you ever asked yourself, is it here already? Have you ever sought professional help? Well in this case this is the JD for...

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Free Agency Day 1, AKA, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test for GMs

     Well, this might be Lebron's Free Agency party, but this first day has overshadowed even the self-anointed king. I mean, Drew Gooden just got a 5-year deal for the FULL mid-level exception....

Evan Turner, SG, Ohio State: This 6-foot-7 junior looks like the second coming of Brandon Roy

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Evan Turner, SG, Ohio State: This 6-foot-7 junior looks like the second coming of Brandon Roy

From The Sports X-change. B-Roy getting some love!
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Blazer Guard Defensive Breakdown

     See what I did there?      Defense in any sport is a complex thing. Almost impossible to track statistically. In baseball the outfielders with the best arms often have minimal throw-outs, or...

The thing the Phoenix Suns fear above all else.

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The thing the Phoenix Suns fear above all else.

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Game 2 Haiku recap

LONG STORY SHORT: Blazer worst loss of season. Sun's brought it tonight. We still got home court. Ha ha.

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The importance of being Junk, 4/10/10

Wow, sweet. I get a double junk drawer. Maybe I'll make ten of these in row and go for somebody's JD comment record. Don't think I won't.   But this is a serious Junk Drawer.   A drawer of my most...

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Reward, 492,010 Knuj!

Beer. I like beer. Probably because I'm Irish, more likely because I have an addictive personality. Whatever. i recently drank a "beer" that destroyed the love affair, Pyramid Brewery's Apricot...

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Tom Penn, the truth.

     There has been a lot of speculation about the chum turned up in the wake of the Tom Penn firing. Mysterious sources quoted and re-quoted, finger pointing, guessing, and frustration. However,...

The Vulcans sure did a number on this one. Left field? This came out of orbit.

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The Vulcans sure did a number on this one. Left field? This came out of orbit.

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The Coaching Question

     Coaching any level of basketball is frustrating at times. Often frustrating, actually. From frantic five year old's forgetting about the concept of "dribble" and "referee," to college players...

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Dear David Stern,

Dear David,     I hope this letter finds that you are well, as it was hard to tell when you made your announcement regarding the NBA's new Collective Bargaining Agreement. You looked just as pale...

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1910 photo: Juan K.O.'D Rawer!

Most likely that everyone has already seen this, but just in case you've been hiding under the internet's version of a rock, here is the Muppets Bohemian Rhapsody in all it's glory: I'm in a...

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12 Days of (Blazer) Christmas

Good Christmas morning to you all! I know I am not able to bestow the gift we're all yearning for (a time machine) but come forth, and know me better, man! For today is not a day to look back on...

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