Our friend The Shockmeister and his best bud Tommy wanted to do something special for Drew Brees prior to his big game against the Patriots.

(Ed. note: You may be offended. You've been warned.)

So anyone that's visited Hakim Drops the Ball has seen my "Great Moments in Drew Brees History" posts. Well, the boys over at Kissing Suzy Kolber (a hilariously offensive football blog) have named Drew Brees their "Meast of the Week" (Meast = Man Beast).

Really, the comments section is full of gems like:

--Drew Brees will absolutely spot you 5 bucks, and waive you off when you try to pay him back.

--If it were down to a big piece of chicken and a wing, Drew Brees would let you have the big piece.

--Drew Brees knows the Secret Santa price cap was set at $20, but he’ll be happy to spend a little more to get you something you would really enjoy.

--Drew Brees will split the dinner bill, even though he just had a water.

Fun times for all!

What do Jeremy Shockey, Drew Brees, Pierre Thomas and Thomas Morstead want this Christmas?

What do those pesky TEs do when no one is looking? They scheme.

I just finished putting the final touches on my "live account" of the Saints-Falcons game.

Time for another "Great Moment in Drew Brees History!" (immediately followed by what can best be described as...uh, "Great Moments in Shockmeister History!")

I love Jim Henderson about as much as a young(ish) Saints fan can, but you do NOT "talk about the perfect game" as it's going on, Hendu...

Sheesh.

I'm hanging on to my own personal "cautious optimism" until at least week 10. Sorry, Dave.

The Saints are 5-0 for the first time since 1993. What else was going on then?