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Classy as Always

hawkstormer — Sat, 27 Nov 2010 07:49:34 -0000

Classy as Always

Our ~~Communist~~ brothers over at OBNUG thought it the appropriate response to support their team after a tough loss by of course... posting a picture of their kicker and the line: Nevada 34, Boise State 31, Kyle Brotzman 0. OT. It makes me glad to read a blog that supports, yet objectively criticizes, its team. Also, why do they think that either of those field goals were good? For ~~God's~~ Stanzi's sake, Why??

Number two is my surprise team. Number two is a team that I have unduly and unfairly, may I add,...

hawkstormer — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 02:23:40 -0000

Number two is my surprise team. Number two is a team that I have unduly and unfairly, may I add, mocked for having this high. And it is the Iowa Hawkeyes.

Ivan Maisel, Senior sports writer at ESPN, giving his top 5

Tarpinian Update: Crisis Averted

hawkstormer — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 23:48:08 -0000

Today Kirk Ferentz attended the Hawkeye Marching Band's annual picnic, where we got to ask him some questions. He gives Donahue a "slim" chance of winning the Heisman this year. I then asked him how Tarpinian's hand was doing. His lack of twitter/interweb knowledge showed when he swore that the only way I could know he was hurt was if I was: A) Living next to Tarp or B) using some sort of spy satellite or UAV to spy on practices. Coach Ferentz then confirmed that a bone in Jeff Tarpinian's hand was broken in a "freak incident" and that he had already had surgery and hoped to return to practice this week. Good news abounds.

I would like to welcome all friends of the pants to join the BHGP online dynasty on NCAA '11. The...

hawkstormer — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 20:06:10 -0000

I would like to welcome all friends of the pants to join the BHGP online dynasty on NCAA '11. The name is BHGP, the password is hawks. I hope to see you there!

And Freedom: Freedom smells like America

hawkstormer — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 19:37:00 -0000

And Freedom: Freedom smells like America

This, ladies and gentlemen fellow Hawkeyes, won a team poster schedule competition on The Wiz of...

hawkstormer — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 23:55:13 -0000

This, ladies and ~~gentlemen~~ fellow Hawkeyes, won a team poster schedule competition on The Wiz of Odds . This obviously is unacceptable. Please, BHGP Nation, send in a poster of the 2010 Iowa schedule, vote for it, vote for it, vote for it. Darth Clayborn declares it is your destiny.

After a nearly fatal battle against Zombie-Paterno, Adrian Clayborn, Dark Lord of the Backfield,...

hawkstormer — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 21:00:55 -0000

After a nearly fatal battle against Zombie-Paterno, Adrian Clayborn, Dark Lord of the Backfield, finds himself trapped within a life support suit. Now with half the Kinnickchlorians of his former body, Darth Clayborn is reduced to choking out MAC quarterbacks and jNWU's mascot.