hazel

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	SImilar peripherals. Commented on Play the St. Louis Cardinals rotation graveyard-whistling home game on May 24 2013, 9:33p
	BBQ should replace bacon. Commented on Play the St. Louis Cardinals rotation graveyard-whistling home game on May 24 2013, 5:18p
	IMO bacon jumped the shark years ago. Commented on Play the St. Louis Cardinals rotation graveyard-whistling home game on May 24 2013, 5:13p - 1 reply
	0 home runs over the heart of the plate. Commented on Play the St. Louis Cardinals rotation graveyard-whistling home game on May 24 2013, 2:48p
	I believe he is just further to the right. Commented on Play the St. Louis Cardinals rotation graveyard-whistling home game on May 24 2013, 2:45p
	GIF WARNING Recommended on May 24 2013, 2:45p
	Maybe not a great analogy? Recommended on May 24 2013, 2:42p
	That's what you get for looking him in the eye. Commented on Play the St. Louis Cardinals rotation graveyard-whistling home game on May 24 2013, 11:34a
	The fact that you can make such an assertion as though it's a fact is mind-blowing to me. Commented on Play the St. Louis Cardinals rotation graveyard-whistling home game on May 24 2013, 11:29a
	Count the ribs. Commented on Play the St. Louis Cardinals rotation graveyard-whistling home game on May 24 2013, 11:03a
	So, just to expound, Commented on Play the St. Louis Cardinals rotation graveyard-whistling home game on May 24 2013, 11:02a
	Yeah. He has had elbow issues for two years now and he wasn't terribly effective even when he was on the field this year. Commented on Play the St. Louis Cardinals rotation graveyard-whistling home game on May 24 2013, 10:58a - 1 reply
	It's really nice to have depth guys around who, in some alternate universe, could just be regular guys instead of depth guys. Commented on Play the St. Louis Cardinals rotation graveyard-whistling home game on May 24 2013, 10:40a
	I honestly think there is a vast Recommended on May 24 2013, 10:39a
	Every time I read one of your posts, Recommended on May 24 2013, 10:38a
	Good. Commented on Play the St. Louis Cardinals rotation graveyard-whistling home game on May 24 2013, 10:38a - 1 reply
	Plus some relief work. Commented on Play the St. Louis Cardinals rotation graveyard-whistling home game on May 24 2013, 10:36a
	I don't see him being good, just being decent enough not to lose the job while the offense warms up. Commented on Play the St. Louis Cardinals rotation graveyard-whistling home game on May 24 2013, 10:35a
	John Gast and Tyler Lyons are both infinitely more talented and more likely to make an impact than Randy Keisler. Commented on Play the St. Louis Cardinals rotation graveyard-whistling home game on May 24 2013, 10:34a - 1 reply
	Hair not curly enough. Commented on Play the St. Louis Cardinals rotation graveyard-whistling home game on May 24 2013, 10:32a
	My guess is that Wacha gets a start plus some relief work late in the season. Commented on Play the St. Louis Cardinals rotation graveyard-whistling home game on May 24 2013, 10:31a
	He meant Randy Keisler. Commented on Play the St. Louis Cardinals rotation graveyard-whistling home game on May 24 2013, 10:29a - 1 reply
	I'm going to try a real guess, so this is probably the least likely scenario of all: Commented on Play the St. Louis Cardinals rotation graveyard-whistling home game on May 24 2013, 10:29a - 4 replies
	On the one hand, I'd easily believe that they are dumb enough to put a money laundering front on reality TV. Commented on Cardinals at Padres Open Thread: Adam Wainwright vs. Edinson Volquez on May 22 2013, 5:00p
	Wait why are people saying numbers? Commented on Cardinals at Padres Open Thread: Adam Wainwright vs. Edinson Volquez on May 22 2013, 4:57p - 2 replies
	You. I like you. Commented on Cardinals at Padres Open Thread: Adam Wainwright vs. Edinson Volquez on May 22 2013, 4:56p - 1 reply
	"Rehab (for my elbow)" is my favorite Ween song. Recommended on May 22 2013, 4:56p
	There was a pretty convincing thread on Reddit about the restaurant being a front for money laundering. Commented on Cardinals at Padres Open Thread: Adam Wainwright vs. Edinson Volquez on May 22 2013, 4:54p - 1 reply
	My wife Pyongyang says that you, sir, are no gentleman. Commented on Cardinals at Padres Open Thread: Adam Wainwright vs. Edinson Volquez on May 22 2013, 4:53p - 1 reply
	He was on the Giants for five seconds? Commented on Cardinals at Padres Open Thread: Adam Wainwright vs. Edinson Volquez on May 22 2013, 4:51p
	Skip Schumaker, by UZR, currently rates as the worst defensive 2B in ML baseball. Recommended on May 22 2013, 4:50p
	only kind of W that team can get Recommended on May 22 2013, 4:44p
	Paul Nyman is a pretentious douche. Commented on Cardinals at Padres Open Thread: Adam Wainwright vs. Edinson Volquez on May 22 2013, 4:43p
	I wish. Commented on Cardinals at Padres Open Thread: Adam Wainwright vs. Edinson Volquez on May 22 2013, 4:42p - 1 reply
	Rosenthal and Wacha. Commented on Cardinals at Padres Open Thread: Adam Wainwright vs. Edinson Volquez on May 22 2013, 4:42p
	There's this from last October: Recommended on May 22 2013, 4:42p
	One WEIRD trick that makes actual sportswriters crazy! Commented on Cardinals at Padres Open Thread: Adam Wainwright vs. Edinson Volquez on May 22 2013, 4:40p
	I think I finally remember who wiggington reminds me of... Recommended on May 22 2013, 4:39p
	That wall does funny things out there... Recommended on May 22 2013, 4:35p
	"Songs of VEB" Recommended on May 22 2013, 4:33p
	Ryan Franklin(s) Recommended on May 22 2013, 1:13a
	I never knew what she meant by that last part until 2011. Recommended on May 22 2013, 1:06a
	nah that's still ARod Recommended on May 22 2013, 1:03a
	Ty Wigginton, Cardinals hitting coach 2019 Recommended on May 22 2013, 1:01a
	I just realized Yadier Molina would be awesome at frisbee. Commented on On Shelby Miller and the St. Louis Cardinals losing to Jason Marquis on May 21 2013, 2:46p - 1 reply
	"Pujols is the most respected player in the league." Commented on On Shelby Miller and the St. Louis Cardinals losing to Jason Marquis on May 21 2013, 2:45p - 2 replies
	Victor Marte shall from this point on be known as "Not Eduardo Sanchez" Commented on On Shelby Miller and the St. Louis Cardinals losing to Jason Marquis on May 21 2013, 2:43p - 1 reply
	Sure, but it's definitely arguable that linearly declining talent could result in non-linear WAR decline. Commented on On Shelby Miller and the St. Louis Cardinals losing to Jason Marquis on May 21 2013, 2:42p
	Kind of arbitrary endpoints. Commented on On Shelby Miller and the St. Louis Cardinals losing to Jason Marquis on May 21 2013, 2:38p - 1 reply
	Unfortunately for the lot of them, they are on the Cardinals. Commented on On Shelby Miller and the St. Louis Cardinals losing to Jason Marquis on May 21 2013, 2:20p
	It is neither so much nor is it fail Commented on On Shelby Miller and the St. Louis Cardinals losing to Jason Marquis on May 21 2013, 2:18p
	I'll take the under. Commented on On Shelby Miller and the St. Louis Cardinals losing to Jason Marquis on May 21 2013, 2:12p - 1 reply
	...this is perfect Recommended on May 21 2013, 2:07p
	At least he has respect. Commented on On Shelby Miller and the St. Louis Cardinals losing to Jason Marquis on May 21 2013, 2:05p
	Thoughts and prayers is the faith/interfaith/nonfaith version. Commented on On Shelby Miller and the St. Louis Cardinals losing to Jason Marquis on May 21 2013, 12:20p
	It's nothing, compared to this amazing performance: Commented on Tyler Lyons, Chris Carpenter, & the Future 2013 St. Louis Cardinals Starting Rotation on May 20 2013, 1:54p - 1 reply
	Let's swap Kelly for Jurickson Profar too! Commented on Tyler Lyons, Chris Carpenter, & the Future 2013 St. Louis Cardinals Starting Rotation on May 20 2013, 1:53p
	We did sign them after some success- meaning we could either evaluate who to give contracts with more scrutiny, or we could negotiate even better deals when the players have less leverage. Commented on Tyler Lyons, Chris Carpenter, & the Future 2013 St. Louis Cardinals Starting Rotation on May 20 2013, 1:43p - 1 reply
	Let's take Lance Lynn, who is the most predictable but also arguably the least talented. Commented on Tyler Lyons, Chris Carpenter, & the Future 2013 St. Louis Cardinals Starting Rotation on May 20 2013, 1:42p
	Eh, it's just the collections agency calling about an unreturned Penny. Commented on Tyler Lyons, Chris Carpenter, & the Future 2013 St. Louis Cardinals Starting Rotation on May 20 2013, 1:32p - 2 replies
	Eh. Commented on Tyler Lyons, Chris Carpenter, & the Future 2013 St. Louis Cardinals Starting Rotation on May 20 2013, 1:32p - 2 replies
	Yeah. Commented on Tyler Lyons, Chris Carpenter, & the Future 2013 St. Louis Cardinals Starting Rotation on May 20 2013, 1:28p
	They moved Lynn and kept him there for the most part, even with a lot of pressure from people to put him back in the pen. Commented on Tyler Lyons, Chris Carpenter, & the Future 2013 St. Louis Cardinals Starting Rotation on May 20 2013, 1:26p - 2 replies
	Jesus no. Commented on Tyler Lyons, Chris Carpenter, & the Future 2013 St. Louis Cardinals Starting Rotation on May 20 2013, 1:25p
	I believe he does. Commented on Tyler Lyons, Chris Carpenter, & the Future 2013 St. Louis Cardinals Starting Rotation on May 20 2013, 1:23p
	OT: Viva el Advice Recommended on May 20 2013, 1:20p
	... Recommended on May 20 2013, 1:19p
	Nine to eighteen months last time I checked. Commented on Tyler Lyons, Chris Carpenter, & the Future 2013 St. Louis Cardinals Starting Rotation on May 20 2013, 1:16p - 1 reply
	I could see Gast and Lyons both being good in the pen. Commented on Tyler Lyons, Chris Carpenter, & the Future 2013 St. Louis Cardinals Starting Rotation on May 20 2013, 1:15p - 1 reply
	He's already hurt and he is arguably the 6th best starter that we have used this year. Commented on Tyler Lyons, Chris Carpenter, & the Future 2013 St. Louis Cardinals Starting Rotation on May 20 2013, 1:14p - 1 reply
	right Recommended on May 20 2013, 1:00p
	I think people are getting a little... Recommended on May 20 2013, 1:00p
	Possible 2014 rotations Commented on Tyler Lyons, Chris Carpenter, & the Future 2013 St. Louis Cardinals Starting Rotation on May 20 2013, 12:59p - 3 replies
	This is my thought. Commented on Tyler Lyons, Chris Carpenter, & the Future 2013 St. Louis Cardinals Starting Rotation on May 20 2013, 12:53p
	Holy shit- Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 11:34p
	WAT Recommended on May 19 2013, 11:29p
	moocow's going to have a person tomorrow night Recommended on May 19 2013, 11:27p
	Bad stuff but decent pitching ability IIRC. Commented on MIL v. STL - 5.19.2013 Gamethread: Lohse v. Gast on May 19 2013, 11:18p
	SUCK IT RAISIN BRAUN Recommended on May 19 2013, 11:17p
	Lyons Recommended on May 19 2013, 11:08p

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