SB Nation User Blog: hazmat5793

What time do the Ducks get into Mahlon-Sweet tonight?

hazmat5793 — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:12:04 -0000

Like I said, white pants bad! We need to figure out what time the Ducks are going to fly in tonight for a welcoming committee at the Eugene airport. I've been waiting a long time to get my SI issue autographed! Anyone else in because I'm planning to go just chill there unless they're flying in tomorrow or not going through the front door. Know how I can find out? GO DUCKS!

WHITE PANTS BADDD!

hazmat5793 — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:15:39 -0000

WHITE PANTS BADDD!

Is it a coincidence that the Ducks have only lost twice...the only two times they've worn the white pants? PANIC!

What happened BEFORE College GameDay: RIOT ON THE WEST SIDE!

hazmat5793 — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:11:09 -0000

College GameDay made another appearance at Autzen last Saturday morning and I was totally down for another mellow camping trip outside the set. Little did I know the hell that was to unfold during the wee hours of Halloween morning 2009...

My sign was all ready and my friend and I were all set to go. We parked in front of my chemistry teacher's house on Forrester off of Coburg and hiked about a mile to the stadium. We were in about the 15th spot in line around 10pm; a line that went from the the gate near the Casanova center and ended up at 5am behind the south side of the Moshofsky Center.

Our initial group was awesome. We were behind former QB walk-on Robbie Pestal and a few of his friends. In front of him was a group of students including that guy that kissed Kelly during GameDay with the red, white, and blue headband. They had our backs and assured us that no line cutters would be jumping to the front. We had a great time thowing a ball around and just chilling. It started to rain lightly around 2am.

As the line grew, we had to be more defensive about our position. It was a problem that people would walk through the gate, strike up a conversation with a friend in the front of the line, and just stay there. We had to squeeze the zit a few times. People like the Green Man and the yellow storm trooper guy figured they deserved a place in front because they had cool costumes on. 3am is when it really started to go downhill. At about this time, the line was to the Mo Center front door. It was impossible to make it to the Porta-Potties and back without getting pushed around by the back of the line. Things began to get out of hand.

Suddenly, at around 4am, the back of the line just collapsed. By this, I mean that from the locker room tunnel back, everyone bum rushed the now locked gate my friend and I were still 15 spots from. It was absolute pandemonium; pretty similar to being in the pit at a Metallica concert. You had no where no move and you couldn't get out if you wanted to. People were vomiting right next to me. I had to pee REALLY bad. Some dumbass in Daisy Duke jeans scaled the fence and did some inebriated acrobatics for us. We stood like that for about an hour and a half before a cop showed up and said that if we tried to push our way through when they opened it, they were going to shut it again...didn't work.

As soon as that gate was opened just a trickle, the back of the line started to push. It felt like getting crushed into a wall by a slowly moving bulldozer. I seriously couldn't breathe...a guy next to me was screaming in agony because his arm was being torqued behind his back in an inhuman manner by the relentless crowd behind him.

The people that made it through the Autzen fence rushed to the orange home depot barriers. The top side was shaped like a trapezoid and only the people on the top side got to go into the pit of the set. I was lucky enough to get stuck on the left side right up against the fence. I still got to get my sign on the show but waited all night for nothing because people that showed up an hour before still managed to make it into the pit.

The lack of crowd control was almost the cause of the death of a couple people near the front of the line who were close to being trampled and suffocated, myself included. I urge the university to review the way they handle such events as GameDay for the safety of the spectators involved.

Did you see my sign...because I have been getting rave reviews!

hazmat5793 — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:16:37 -0000

Did you see my sign...because I have been getting rave reviews!

Anyone up for an ATQ GameDay all-nighter?

hazmat5793 — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:21:37 -0000

One of the best experiences I've had as a Duck fan was staying up all night outside the south gate of Autzen Stadium awaiting the start of College GameDay before the Cal game. I was able to get inside the stadium after an Order of the O function and check out the field at night. I had a great time with my friend just chilling with everyone who showed up. We should totally have a ATQ all-night function outside the south gate this Friday night culminating with getting a "WE ARE ADDICTED TO QUACK...www.addictedtoquack.com" sign on GameDay saturday morning. Interested?

Actual sign found in University of Washington dorm room bathroom. This is 100% authentic. Are...

hazmat5793 — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 15:57:08 -0000

Actual sign found in University of Washington dorm room bathroom. This is 100% authentic. Are Huskies really this stupid?

Sleeping with the Enemy- My Night at UW

hazmat5793 — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:00:34 -0000

I left the sanctity of home at around 11am today. After a quick stop at the good, old VRC Duck Store for a new car flag and poncho, I began my one man road trip to Seattle. In Vancouver when the rain stopped, I got out of the car and wrote "HUCK THE FUSKIES" on all of my windows.

At around 5pm, I roll on to the campus of the enemy. It is the ghetto. It becomes quickly apparant that I am going to shot if I don't pull over and clean my car. My cousin comes running out of her dorm, "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" Not good. I wipe down the windows but it can't hide the fact that I am dressed head to toe in Ducks gear and the only clothes I brought are blantant Oregon shirts.

Walking through the heart of campus with my cousin and her friend, it is easy to see that I am not welcome here. "DUCKS SUCK" being shouted out every dorm window. The walls are plastered with the usual anti-Oregon rhetoric "WE EAT DUCK", "DUCK SEASON" blah blah blah. Right now we are making to make preparations to attend the HOMECOMING festivites. My cousin is forced to disguise me in Husky gear, but again it can't hide my jacket and lanyard.

As I am typing this, she tells me that I should probably stay in her room and not her friend's cluster where the people across the hall are on the Fusky O-Line. I've got a feeling I'm not in Eugene anymore....more to come when we get back...if I make it...

The motto we live by!

hazmat5793 — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:08:06 -0000

The motto we live by!

Meet-up in Seattle?

hazmat5793 — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:32:54 -0000

Provided that my school's homecoming isn't that week, I'm planning getting a ticket and making the trip up to UW on Oct. 24th. My cousin is gonna be a freshman up there this fall so I'm probably crashing at her place. Anyone interested in meeting up? Is there a way to get tickets for the away team section through goducks.com or do I have to go through the Washington ticket office?

Poll

Making the trip for the annual Husky beating?

Yessir! HUCK THE FUSKIES!

8 votes

No...but HUCK THE FUSKIES!

12 votes

20 votes | Poll has closed

Purdue Fan Speaks too Soon

hazmat5793 — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 08:18:09 -0000

Purdue Fan Speaks too Soon

I peed my pants.....seriously