SB Nation User Blog: heybatterbatter

Dale Swami?

heybatterbatter — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 03:26:26 -0000

I don't know about you but I think, before it's too late, we need to address the matter of the new manager's name. We got blind-sided with Brett Favre (it's fav-RAY, damn it!) and Dale Swaim er, Sveum seems to be yet another moniker off the phonetic charts. I say it's time to take a stand for fandom and at the same time strike a blow for slick marketing.

I conjure the name....THE SWAMI...for Dale Sw.. whatever.

Very rhyme-able. Nice referencial possibilities, and I can see the visuals already.

Can't you hear Chris Berman intoning, "The Swami's men played small ball today to hand the Red Sox another loss in this best of seven...."?

Can we agree that Sveum won't cut it, as a name, and we here at BCB should launch an alternative asap. Consider it a public service.....

90 win season rotation option

heybatterbatter — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:03:27 -0000

It will take seven wins in the next twelve to get to the ninety win threshold, something that seemed almost guaranteed on August 1st. Assuming that to be a laudable goal for a season that is unraveling a little later than usual, what kind of pitching rotation would be the best option?

Can we get more out of CC and Sheets rather than using them with four days rest, as was Yost's routine ? Starting CC and Sheets in games 1 and 2 is already going to happen, but they should be starting games 5 and 6, as well as 9 and 10 and CC for the final regular season game. That's seven games with the best chance to get to 90 wins. Whadya think?

Fielder in a funk, part 2

heybatterbatter — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:12:24 -0000

About a week ago, I posted some basic stats reflecting Fielder's inability to hit for average or power over the previous ten games. Today's update indicates the situation has actually gotten worse. Fielder is hitting .135 with a total of one extra base knock (a double) during the last ten games. He hit .228 for August and is at .115 for September.

Fielder's lack of production affects how opposing pitches handle Braun's plate appearances no doubt. A quick peek at Braun's numbers over the same ten days is also disturbing. While his BA of .297 continues apace with his output for the season, he has had no HRs, just two doubles, and a ridiculously-paltry one RBI over those ten games.

Yost's mantra of patience (which he used so frequently last year from July-Sept) is troublesome. Our two primary run producers are experiencing a significant power outage during the very time they must produce. Is patience the only option for the Brewers' on-field brain trust?

Are there no options other than to "stay the course?" Is it possible that both of these guys in their early twenties who play everyday are just a wee bit gassed?

Yost will look like a hero if/when Fielder "busts out." Until then we wait.

Prince in a funk

heybatterbatter — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:23:09 -0000

While the Crew is 7-3 over the last ten games, Prince Fielder has not participated in the good times, as might be expected. Yes, walks and occasionally advancing a runner have been part of the picture for Prince these days, but he has not had an extra base knock and is batting .150 in this ten game stretch. Yesterday, he was Number 1 on the Fantasy league NOT hot list.

Given his very slow start in April, what are we to expect? He plays every day and is the keystone in the batting order. The situation needs monitoring....

Talkin' Sports with Ralph Nader

heybatterbatter — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:35:38 -0000

We know Ralph Nader as a political figure. But, in this interview read how professional sports has influenced his political thought and his personality. You'll never guess what person's picture adorns his office wall - the only picture on the wall.
I share Nader's love of professional sports and his outrage that the fan and taxpayer get treated the way they do. Pro sports - one more reason to make every effort to disconnect money from power. My guess is that Nader follows the game "from a distance" preferring not to directly support the ownership of any team. --HBB

Talkin’ Sports with Ralph Nader: link

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Brittle players or just dumb luck?

heybatterbatter — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:58:37 -0000

Some professional ball players seem indestructible. Brett Favre comes to mind of course.

But others seem always on the verge of getting dinged up or suffering a season-ending trauma. Here, Ben Sheets is always on the top of Brewers' fans list in this regard.

But I'm beginning to wonder if Rickey Weeks and JJ Hardy have the curse of living under the injury cloud. It seems that this circumstance is not a matter of pure chance, being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Rather, I tend to believe that, while both have tremendous skill and native ability, they lack the physical makeup demanded by the game. The stress of MLB level play has certainly taken its toll on players, and their teams take a big risk at making huge commitments to them.

In short, can Weeks and Hardy be relied on, from year to year, to perform at a high level of play? Ultimately, will their roles be one of utility players, with more resilient players taking their places?

One-third down, two-thirds to go...

heybatterbatter — Fri, 30 May 2008 18:32:59 -0000

Ever since I can remember, projecting a player's stats after a third or half the season was part of the fun of baseball. About this time each year I would multiply by three each stat to project how my favorite players will perform for the year. Of course, this kind of projection is of little use other than it being fun to do.

Last night was the 54th game: one-third of 2008 is history. How are my guys (or yours) doing?

I invite you to look at the players numbers today, multiply by three each of the cumulative stats such as ABs, hits, SBs, etc and then compare them with their career numbers and maybe your own expectations for them this year. Are they on the right track? What do they need to do to improve? Or, better yet, why are they performing beyond expectations? Lastly, what is the trend over their career?

Corey Hart?

Jason Kendall?

Bill Hall?

Jeff Suppan?

Mike Cameron?

Salomon Torres?

Rickey Weeks?

_____________ ?

Remember, it's just fun.

Brewers Make Onion Sports Page Today

heybatterbatter — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:35:07 -0000

Piggly Wiggly Scouting Report Indicates J.J. Hardy Enjoys Rib-Eye Steaks

MILWAUKEE—A Piggly Wiggly-sponsored scouting report shown during an at-bat by Brewers shortstop J.J. Hardy Sunday indicated that his major weakness is a hankering for Piggly Wiggly-brand certified angus beef boneless rib-eye steaks, now just $4.99 a pound. "J.J. is very strong when it comes to purchasing three Ole El Paso Mexican Dinner Kits for $5, but he's struggled lately with Golden Flake-brand potato chips, as he hasn't bought a single bag since last August," said FSN North play-by-play announcer Brian Anderson, reading from the onscreen scouting report. "Perhaps [opposing Cardinals pitcher] Braden Looper can take advantage of the fact that J.J. does not like Tyson breaded chicken fingers." After Hardy grounded out to third base, Anderson called it a textbook case of Ronco vermicelli being on sale for 69 cents.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/

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