Born and raised near Sheboygan, WI, now living in western Lower Michigan, close enough to pick up many Brewers games over the air. If I'm in my car, and the ionosphere is just right.

Once pinch-hit for Darryl Strawberry in a company-sponsored softball game, in the final inning of a tie game with the bases loaded. Took a walk-off hit-by-pitch to win the game, and the City Championship.

I was once hired by a personable megalomaniac to run his nuclear reactor operation, but resigned for the sake of my family. When I got home one day, there was a football team haplessly practicing on my lawn, with a note on the door from my now former boss:
"I know it's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Hank"