homesickalien
May 21, 2008 Nov 10, 2009 29 12866
Editor Portslut
If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.
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Commented take the money, run on Mark Buehrle Wins Gold Glove on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 5:25 PM EST
Commented Love that painting. LOVE it. on Mark Buehrle Wins Gold Glove on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 5:24 PM EST
Commented Scalp him, lar-bear! on Mark Buehrle Wins Gold Glove on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 4:55 PM EST
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Recommended i'd cut your goddamn throat, bob. on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 4:53 PM EST
Commented Sioux City Sarsparilla on Mark Buehrle Wins Gold Glove on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 4:26 PM EST
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Commented * on A letter from a Cuban fan inside Cuba on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 4:24 PM EST
Recommended Quit your whining. At least you've got health care. on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 4:21 PM EST
Commented I would if I were him. on Mark Buehrle Wins Gold Glove on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 4:02 PM EST
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Commented rec'd. Where the hell have you been, cippy!? on Mark Buehrle Wins Gold Glove on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 3:40 PM EST
Recommended whoop whoop! on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 3:40 PM EST
Commented YES! HELL YES! on Mark Buehrle Wins Gold Glove on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 3:31 PM EST
Commented /head explodes on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Rookie of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 3:04 PM EST
Commented It's like he was trying to be proper, starting a new sentence and all. What a jerk. on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Rookie of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 2:53 PM EST
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Commented Dammit, gus, I asked you to stop posting things from my fb page. on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Rookie of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 2:53 PM EST
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Commented SBNation's got a funnyman on their hands... on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Rookie of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 2:22 PM EST
Commented Oh, father. I hope that was intentional. :) on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Rookie of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 2:11 PM EST
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Commented Clearly. on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Rookie of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 2:10 PM EST
Commented heh. Extra lolzies for laying it down via mobile. on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Rookie of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 1:51 PM EST
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Recommended No respect for the youngsters on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 1:51 PM EST
Commented I suppose you'd know best. on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 1:49 PM EST
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Commented I blame Ozzie. on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Rookie of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 1:48 PM EST
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Commented Buncha fucking haters. on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Rookie of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 1:38 PM EST
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Commented No, I meant to link to this very thread. :) on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 1:31 PM EST
Commented Nope, on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 12:13 PM EST
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Commented (Rolls around in a pile of money) on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 12:13 PM EST
Commented you da man. on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/10/09 10:57 AM EST
Commented Yeah, but at this point in his career he'd be moved from LF or "to RF." Just seems misworded to me. on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/09/09 11:10 PM EST
Commented And after I accepted your shitty baseball tycoon thing in which I was made 1B rather than SS, where I belong. on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/09/09 8:41 PM EST
Commented Why does Kenny say move "from" RF? on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/09/09 8:38 PM EST
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Commented This is one of the smaller waves I surfed this weekend....only slightly less...I dunno....life-threatening. :) on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/09/09 6:15 PM EST
Commented I didn't understand a word of that....you'd get along well on LL - they LOVE soccer in this city. :) on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/09/09 6:08 PM EST
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Commented Easy now? I said "the majority"....and was only pointing out that what WU is yawning over (my rarely-discussed OT of surfing) is actually pretty neat and out of the ordinary for "the majority" of people on this board. on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/09/09 6:08 PM EST
Commented Wa-POW! on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/09/09 4:57 PM EST
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Commented thassright. on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/09/09 4:38 PM EST
Commented I caught a 25ft swell this weekend that comes around to this coast once every decade. But I'm sorry... I forgot that if the OT wasn't soccer or running (YAAAWWWWN), it wasn't approved for discussion on the site. on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/09/09 4:17 PM EST
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Commented I believe Paul Mooney used different words..... on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/09/09 4:00 PM EST
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Commented I know! As was swimming with not only the usual seals and sea lions, but also seeing what I believe was the fin of a shark on Saturday. on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/09/09 3:01 PM EST
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Commented pssh. I would have had plumbing and heat if that were the case. on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/09/09 2:48 PM EST
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Commented AND! There was an infestation of spiders and sand fleas during an abnormally high tide on Friday and I got out of the water to discover my board bag covered with thousands upon thousands of bugs. A good 10 to 15 lbs worth of bugs...fucking gross. on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/09/09 2:48 PM EST
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Commented Hair to toe. on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/09/09 2:46 PM EST
Commented I don't know about yous guys, but I'm pretty stoked to be among modern plumbing, running water, heat and a shower, after 3.5 days without any of the above. on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/09/09 2:29 PM EST
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Commented ROR on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/09/09 1:45 PM EST
Commented Yowza. on Jim's Off-Season Sox Schedule... on South Side Sox - 11/09/09 12:55 PM EST
Commented Wakamatsu did a fine job in Seattle this year....very promising for the future of their club. on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/09/09 12:53 PM EST
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Commented Linebrink. on SBN Baseball Blogger Awards: AL Manager of the Year on South Side Sox - 11/09/09 12:51 PM EST
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Commented Bacon - the greatest, tastiest, most amazing thing you can put in your mouth-hole. on Why the nickname bacon sucks and why you should all stop using it. on South Side Sox - 11/09/09 12:50 PM EST
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Commented So pitted. on Here's Your Chance to Resolve Getz vs. Nix Once and For All on South Side Sox - 11/09/09 10:44 AM EST
Commented I could be amused by that gif for at least a few hours straight. on Here's Your Chance to Resolve Getz vs. Nix Once and For All on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 10:32 PM EST
Recommended Jim's Off-Season Sox Schedule... on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 7:13 PM EST
Commented I liked this so much, I printed it and hung it at my desk. on Jim's Off-Season Sox Schedule... on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 7:12 PM EST
Commented Who are you again? on Here's Your Chance to Resolve Getz vs. Nix Once and For All on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 6:59 PM EST
Commented Yeah, just dragged around in a circle, getting some rug burn in the process, kind of indifferent to the whole thing, but kinda having a good time.... on Here's Your Chance to Resolve Getz vs. Nix Once and For All on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 6:25 PM EST
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Commented Provoking posters to use proper spelling and some sort of sentence structure does not a private club make. on Here's Your Chance to Resolve Getz vs. Nix Once and For All on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 6:19 PM EST
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Commented I just earned my paycheck with the below cat gif. on Here's Your Chance to Resolve Getz vs. Nix Once and For All on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 6:11 PM EST
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Recommended piss up a rope fuckstick on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 6:00 PM EST
Commented And the other cat..... :) on Here's Your Chance to Resolve Getz vs. Nix Once and For All on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 5:56 PM EST
Commented Actually. This better describes how I feel. on Here's Your Chance to Resolve Getz vs. Nix Once and For All on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 5:53 PM EST
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Commented Now, now. Don't be mad that I didn't accept your Baseball Tycoon invite on facebook. on Kenny Williams Wastes No Time on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 5:51 PM EST
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Commented Only on WSI. on Here's Your Chance to Resolve Getz vs. Nix Once and For All on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 5:30 PM EST
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Commented Perhaps some of us are reserving our opinions for when something actually happens, rather than blowing our loads over some rather inconsequential rumor/move. on Here's Your Chance to Resolve Getz vs. Nix Once and For All on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 5:25 PM EST
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Commented I'm pretty sure you don't want him to be. on Royals trade Mark Teahen to White Sox for Chris Getz & Josh Fields on Royals Review - 11/05/09 5:01 PM EST
Commented I never want to go back into that last thread. Is it safe here? on Here's Your Chance to Resolve Getz vs. Nix Once and For All on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 4:58 PM EST
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Recommended - on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 4:58 PM EST
Commented Not allowed, per my SSS contract. on Kenny Williams Wastes No Time on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 4:56 PM EST
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Commented oh, right.... and instead of giving him money, we can throw small pieces of bread at him! on Kenny Williams Wastes No Time on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 4:42 PM EST
Commented Coen on Kenny Williams Wastes No Time on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 4:39 PM EST
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Commented whooooooshsauce on Kenny Williams Wastes No Time on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 4:38 PM EST
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Commented Let's get Figguns!!! on Kenny Williams Wastes No Time on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 4:38 PM EST
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Commented If he says it a few more times, I might actually start to believe that those are his feelings. on Kenny Williams Wastes No Time on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 3:23 PM EST
Commented Why aren't you in school, dasox? on Kenny Williams Wastes No Time on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 3:16 PM EST
Recommended Threads are usually moved from the right rail to the front page. Can this one go oppo? on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 3:03 PM EST
Commented x on Kenny Williams Wastes No Time on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 3:00 PM EST
Commented Would be werthwhile. on Kenny Williams Wastes No Time on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 2:57 PM EST
Commented This is heightened levels of bad. Good for site value though, right? on Kenny Williams Wastes No Time on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 2:56 PM EST
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Commented Whose guy? on Kenny Williams Wastes No Time on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 2:55 PM EST
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Commented Counting the hours.... sooo pitted.... on It Ends Tonight, Daddy -- Phils at Yanks on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 2:50 PM EST
Commented Would not have guessed. on Kenny Williams Wastes No Time on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 2:48 PM EST
Commented Can't we just swap Quintun and Bex and kill Die out back? on Kenny Williams Wastes No Time on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 2:48 PM EST
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Commented I'm just trying to keep up with the newbies. on Kenny Williams Wastes No Time on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 2:43 PM EST
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Commented Yep. on Kenny Williams Wastes No Time on South Side Sox - 11/05/09 2:41 PM EST
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