homesickalien
May 21, 2008 Nov 24, 2009 31 13162
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Commented Fuck it! We got months of this ahead! Doooo it!!! on Crisp Rumor Hardly Fresh on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 11:52 PM EST
Commented You miss gamethreads and pr, don't you. on Crisp Rumor Hardly Fresh on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 11:50 PM EST
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Commented I don't know, WU. I'm enjoying this Kenwo quite a bit. on Crisp Rumor Hardly Fresh on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 10:57 PM EST
Commented That is creepy!!!! on Omar Vizquel is Official on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 7:30 PM EST
Commented SoB, I'd say the hazing ended the day you chose a quote of his as your signature. on Omar Vizquel is Official on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 7:23 PM EST
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Commented And hsa KNOWS you mean business because you're talking in third person now. on Omar Vizquel is Official on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 6:46 PM EST
Commented It was just a joke, Kenwo; playing on HH's (non)tendency towards violent and aggro behavior. on Omar Vizquel is Official on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 6:42 PM EST
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Commented I can't open it.... That site crashes my computer every. time. But I'm glad you checked the box. on Omar Vizquel is Official on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 6:39 PM EST
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Commented HH, I hope you choked a bitch. on Omar Vizquel is Official on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 6:37 PM EST
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Commented Pretty sure he's talking about 2011.....pretty sure he's not pretty sure he's coming back that year. on Omar Vizquel is Official on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 6:33 PM EST
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Commented Warning: link does not open in a new window. Jesus, billy - you call yourself an editor! on Omar Vizquel is Official on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 5:18 PM EST
Commented Similar, yes! on Omar Vizquel is Official on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 5:09 PM EST
Commented In related news, I just sketched a pretty sweet picture of Winnie the Pooh hanging on a cross. on Omar Vizquel is Official on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 4:12 PM EST
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Commented I don't get it either, hoodster. on Omar Vizquel is Official on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 2:52 PM EST
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Commented I think it was this one....showing his appreciation and knowledge of classic cinema. on Omar Vizquel is Official on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 1:14 PM EST
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Commented D-E-F-E-N-S-E on Omar Vizquel is Official on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 1:08 PM EST
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Recommended i get facebook updates from people telling me how they did on a quiz on sporcle. on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 12:40 PM EST
Commented No, people wouldn't be stumpjumping then. on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 12:40 PM EST
Commented "Please get out of my closet." on Omar Vizquel is Official on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 12:35 PM EST
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Commented I dig it. I like Vizquel, his wisdom, experience, glove, and class. He's a great addition to our club. Betchoo he not only provides a solid glove wherever we need him, but I can almost guarantee he does not throw pies at people after games. on Omar Vizquel is Official on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 11:26 AM EST
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Commented The streets are full of confetti here in Seattle too. It's been non-stop partying since they signed him. on Omar Vizquel is Official on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 11:11 AM EST
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Recommended Some new photos from the Vizquel press conference on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 11:10 AM EST
Recommended the press conference was in venezuela. on South Side Sox - 11/24/09 10:35 AM EST
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Commented In the off-season, Retherford works a second job as a vaulting horse. on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 9:38 PM EST
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Commented heh on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 9:33 PM EST
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Recommended usually on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 9:33 PM EST
Recommended no, Peavy is showing support for the paralyzed educational system in Alabama on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 9:19 PM EST
Commented ......definitely me. on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 6:33 PM EST
Commented on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 6:30 PM EST
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Recommended Top Ten BR sponsorships on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 6:27 PM EST
Commented Fuck that shit. on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 5:28 PM EST
Commented *wiser and crackier, if you will. on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 5:09 PM EST
Commented larry brings out the best in people by 48%. on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 5:08 PM EST
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Commented Safe, inaccessible, poor, fucked-up teeth, and prematurely balding. on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 4:13 PM EST
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Commented teeheehee. Evil bloggers! on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 3:55 PM EST
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Recommended Rough layout for Cip's next photoshop. Needs a Kenny face. on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 3:55 PM EST
Recommended Everyone knows about the story of Noah's Booze Cruise on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 3:54 PM EST
Commented S,L, and V James Spader....... on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 3:53 PM EST
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Commented Do they even mention his defense / refusal to be DH in there? on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 3:15 PM EST
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Commented Laughter of the out-loud variety.... on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 2:25 PM EST
Recommended (picturing Jenks leap-frogging over Retherford) on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 2:25 PM EST
Commented Better than talking to Cowley... on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 2:21 PM EST
Commented Oh noes! I'll fight them to the death! on Bobby Jenks Cements His Place as White Sox Regular Most-Likely to be Traded this Off-Season on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 1:53 PM EST
Recommended and in related journalisticness: on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 1:52 PM EST
Commented Society sucker? on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 1:19 PM EST
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Commented BOOM! on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 1:12 PM EST
Commented Totally. Does he pay for her gas to Issaquah, what's his SSN, etc. on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 1:01 PM EST
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Commented You guys, oh my god you guys, just wait for the Vizquel's nanny interview I got coming. With pictures. on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 12:56 PM EST
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Commented I think he sorta looks like a younger n rounder James Spader. You should grow out that hair and feather it a little, S2LB. Then grab a stick so you can beat away all the ladies. on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 12:55 PM EST
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Commented JAKE PEAVY ISN'T EVEN WEARING A VEAZEY TSHIRT, THAT CLASSLESS BASTARD. HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS GORDON BECKHAM. WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION THAT TO JAKE PEAVY, S2LB?!? on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 12:51 PM EST
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Commented YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU MET JAKE PEAVY AND DIDN'T EVEN THINK TO ASK HIM ABOUT GORDON FUCKING BECKHAM, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR? on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 12:48 PM EST
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Commented I wonder if Peavy wasn't just stirring the rumor pot to be an ass.... I probably would.... on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 11:38 AM EST
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Commented Sounds like a good time, thanks for writing 'bout it. on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 11:27 AM EST
Commented I took out some of the spacing and put the jump earlier.... on My Evening With Jake Peavy on South Side Sox - 11/23/09 11:26 AM EST
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Commented Oooo ooooo oooretherford! on This Month in White Sox Minor League Baseball on South Side Sox - 11/22/09 1:27 PM EST
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Commented tsk, you KNOW that shit's my favorite. on Do The Right Thing on South Side Sox - 11/22/09 1:21 PM EST
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Commented Looks like someone agreed with us. on Bobby Jenks Cements His Place as White Sox Regular Most-Likely to be Traded this Off-Season on South Side Sox - 11/21/09 8:38 PM EST
Commented Sweet game. on Bobby Jenks Cements His Place as White Sox Regular Most-Likely to be Traded this Off-Season on South Side Sox - 11/21/09 5:31 PM EST
Commented STUMPY GO BOOM BOOM! on Bobby Jenks Cements His Place as White Sox Regular Most-Likely to be Traded this Off-Season on South Side Sox - 11/21/09 5:20 PM EST
Commented ah yes.... heh on Bobby Jenks Cements His Place as White Sox Regular Most-Likely to be Traded this Off-Season on South Side Sox - 11/21/09 5:04 PM EST
Commented "People tell me I look good, but I'm not feeling so good -" COMMERCIAL BREAK. on Bobby Jenks Cements His Place as White Sox Regular Most-Likely to be Traded this Off-Season on South Side Sox - 11/21/09 4:59 PM EST
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Commented Scratch that....it was the batter who got HBP after that.... I'm fucked up on cold medicine. on Bobby Jenks Cements His Place as White Sox Regular Most-Likely to be Traded this Off-Season on South Side Sox - 11/21/09 4:58 PM EST
Commented She actually made me laugh when the pitcher got hit in the bum and she yelled, "DON'T RUB IT!!!" on Bobby Jenks Cements His Place as White Sox Regular Most-Likely to be Traded this Off-Season on South Side Sox - 11/21/09 4:57 PM EST
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Commented The sky is not more "endless" in Arizona. on Bobby Jenks Cements His Place as White Sox Regular Most-Likely to be Traded this Off-Season on South Side Sox - 11/21/09 3:40 PM EST
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Commented REALLY????? on Bobby Jenks Cements His Place as White Sox Regular Most-Likely to be Traded this Off-Season on South Side Sox - 11/21/09 3:23 PM EST
Commented But but but he just led off so well!!! :p on Bobby Jenks Cements His Place as White Sox Regular Most-Likely to be Traded this Off-Season on South Side Sox - 11/21/09 3:13 PM EST
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Commented A leadoff position type-o-guy! on Bobby Jenks Cements His Place as White Sox Regular Most-Likely to be Traded this Off-Season on South Side Sox - 11/21/09 3:11 PM EST
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Commented And that's why he's bally's favorite. on Bobby Jenks Cements His Place as White Sox Regular Most-Likely to be Traded this Off-Season on South Side Sox - 11/21/09 3:10 PM EST
Commented That lazy Cuban of ours woulda just jumped out of the way. on Bobby Jenks Cements His Place as White Sox Regular Most-Likely to be Traded this Off-Season on South Side Sox - 11/21/09 3:09 PM EST
Commented Fuck Rios! He can't do dat! on Bobby Jenks Cements His Place as White Sox Regular Most-Likely to be Traded this Off-Season on South Side Sox - 11/21/09 3:00 PM EST
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Recommended Round is considered a shape on South Side Sox - 11/21/09 2:59 PM EST
Commented Gotta say...lookswise, Jordan > John. Especially since I think John has a meth problem. on Bobby Jenks Cements His Place as White Sox Regular Most-Likely to be Traded this Off-Season on South Side Sox - 11/21/09 2:40 PM EST
Commented Lookit all them White Sox! hehe on Bobby Jenks Cements His Place as White Sox Regular Most-Likely to be Traded this Off-Season on South Side Sox - 11/21/09 2:39 PM EST
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Commented Is this the gamethread? on Bobby Jenks Cements His Place as White Sox Regular Most-Likely to be Traded this Off-Season on South Side Sox - 11/21/09 2:32 PM EST
Commented Strappin' it down.... on Bobby Jenks Cements His Place as White Sox Regular Most-Likely to be Traded this Off-Season on South Side Sox - 11/21/09 2:09 PM EST
Commented Cowley should be strung up by his balls and left to die. on Bobby Jenks Cements His Place as White Sox Regular Most-Likely to be Traded this Off-Season on South Side Sox - 11/21/09 12:41 PM EST
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Commented Yep. on Bobby Jenks Cements His Place as White Sox Regular Most-Likely to be Traded this Off-Season on South Side Sox - 11/21/09 12:40 PM EST
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