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Aug 30, 2009 Feb 13, 2012 5 10391
Hello! You've tripped onto my profile!
Let's get right to the point. I am a bored math major at some college somewhere. Born and raised in St. Louis, I am loyal to my hometown. Even so, I am a casual (but not fairweather!) fan, so don't expect me to know much about anything...not that it matters anyway because I read more often than I write (for good reason!)
Well, that's it! If you want to know anything else, you're probably a creeper. So I'll leave it at that. Thanks for reading!
"If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore."
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The best of Gerald Laird, MVP:
Gerald Laird, professional athlete: http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14265879
Oh Gerald, you so silly: http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=17110825
Leaping Laird, the source: http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/766783/laird.gif
Leaping Laird, the tribute: http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2012/1/6/2688716/one-leaping-laird-millions-of-masterpieces
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Commented if you know his email, you can easily exact revenge on What Should St. Louis Cardinals Fans Expect from David Freese in 2012? on Viva El Birdos - 02/13/12 6:47 PM EST
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Commented and while you're at it, update the whole thing on What Should St. Louis Cardinals Fans Expect from David Freese in 2012? on Viva El Birdos - 02/13/12 6:22 PM EST
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Recommended Especially Philip K on Viva El Birdos - 02/13/12 5:21 PM EST
Commented HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!! on What Should St. Louis Cardinals Fans Expect from David Freese in 2012? on Viva El Birdos - 02/13/12 5:19 PM EST
Commented if anyone plays sim city 4, shoot me a reply on The Second Annual "Matt Holliday is Awesome" Post on Viva El Birdos - 02/13/12 1:16 AM EST
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Recommended Best Cardinals by Position - Center Fielders on Viva El Birdos - 02/13/12 1:15 AM EST
Recommended Best Cardinals of All-Time - Relief Pitching Edition on Viva El Birdos - 02/13/12 1:15 AM EST
Recommended Best Cardinals of All-Time - Starting Pitching Edition on Viva El Birdos - 02/13/12 1:15 AM EST
Recommended Best Cardinal Managers EVER! on Viva El Birdos - 02/13/12 1:15 AM EST
Commented kmac, then lynn, and then rzep/boggs on The Second Annual "Matt Holliday is Awesome" Post on Viva El Birdos - 02/13/12 1:14 AM EST
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Commented oh, you'll be fine on The Second Annual "Matt Holliday is Awesome" Post on Viva El Birdos - 02/13/12 1:12 AM EST
Recommended These were a few of my favorite things (fink reminisces about the 2011 regular season) on Viva El Birdos - 02/12/12 7:16 PM EST
Commented more nightly stupid youtube videos, everyone on one week till pitchers and catchers report on Viva El Birdos - 02/11/12 11:13 PM EST
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Recommended On MLBN right now on Viva El Birdos - 02/11/12 1:07 PM EST
Recommended For GDM, who was asking ihb for limericks on twitter yesterday. I hope this is just as good. on Viva El Birdos - 02/11/12 1:00 PM EST
Commented on St. Louis Cardinals Sign Kyle McClellan Clone Scott Linebrink to Minor-League Deal on Viva El Birdos - 02/11/12 1:00 AM EST
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Commented on St. Louis Cardinals Sign Kyle McClellan Clone Scott Linebrink to Minor-League Deal on Viva El Birdos - 02/11/12 12:59 AM EST
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Commented si on St. Louis Cardinals Sign Kyle McClellan Clone Scott Linebrink to Minor-League Deal on Viva El Birdos - 02/11/12 12:50 AM EST
Commented yup on St. Louis Cardinals Sign Kyle McClellan Clone Scott Linebrink to Minor-League Deal on Viva El Birdos - 02/11/12 12:49 AM EST
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Commented on St. Louis Cardinals Sign Kyle McClellan Clone Scott Linebrink to Minor-League Deal on Viva El Birdos - 02/11/12 12:26 AM EST
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Commented nah bro, cool people use Lynx on St. Louis Cardinals Sign Kyle McClellan Clone Scott Linebrink to Minor-League Deal on Viva El Birdos - 02/11/12 12:26 AM EST
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Commented Hooray Opera indeed on St. Louis Cardinals Sign Kyle McClellan Clone Scott Linebrink to Minor-League Deal on Viva El Birdos - 02/11/12 12:19 AM EST
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Commented It's a minor league deal, relax sheeple on St. Louis Cardinals Sign Kyle McClellan Clone Scott Linebrink to Minor-League Deal on Viva El Birdos - 02/10/12 9:13 PM EST
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Commented Is it considered plagiarism if I don't cite you guys? on Official Ultimate Cardinals Record Book FAQ and Plug on Viva El Birdos - 02/10/12 4:31 PM EST
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Commented If you had to lose one, which would you choose? on Official Ultimate Cardinals Record Book FAQ and Plug on Viva El Birdos - 02/10/12 4:21 PM EST
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Commented Which is more important, smell or taste? on Official Ultimate Cardinals Record Book FAQ and Plug on Viva El Birdos - 02/10/12 4:19 PM EST
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Recommended Never say it doesn't pay to have a religion scholar among the VEB community. ;) on Viva El Birdos - 02/10/12 3:52 PM EST
Commented Just FYI Trever Miller signed with the cubs to a minor league deal on Our 2010-2011 strays on Viva El Birdos - 02/10/12 3:51 PM EST
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Commented damn it. on Official Ultimate Cardinals Record Book FAQ and Plug on Viva El Birdos - 02/10/12 3:46 PM EST
Commented test...imony? on Yadier Molina's free agency and the St. Louis Cardinals' extension jitters on Viva El Birdos - 02/09/12 5:09 PM EST
Commented Now that's devotion to your fantasy team on Yadier Molina's free agency and the St. Louis Cardinals' extension jitters on Viva El Birdos - 02/09/12 1:10 PM EST
Commented No, that's Miguel cabrera on Yadier Molina's free agency and the St. Louis Cardinals' extension jitters on Viva El Birdos - 02/09/12 12:25 PM EST
Commented But, I mean, he put the prince fielder as #2 on 2012 Draft Preview Drei: Middling Results on Viva El Birdos - 02/08/12 11:27 PM EST
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Commented East East, if it still exists, was my childhood local korean grocery market on Jeremy Guthrie, Jake Westbrook, and Kyle McClellan on Viva El Birdos - 02/07/12 10:17 PM EST
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Commented did you go to a photo studio to take a picture of your phone? on Jeremy Guthrie, Jake Westbrook, and Kyle McClellan on Viva El Birdos - 02/07/12 8:06 PM EST
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Commented that's it! We sign him, and then immediately turn him + kmac over for brandon phillips! on The FIP & the Pendulum: Jaime Garcia on Viva El Birdos - 02/07/12 1:09 AM EST
Commented thanks on The FIP & the Pendulum: Jaime Garcia on Viva El Birdos - 02/06/12 11:00 PM EST
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Recommended if you extrapolate, on Viva El Birdos - 02/06/12 5:13 PM EST
Recommended One of my favorite things about the commercials are the patterns on Viva El Birdos - 02/06/12 5:10 PM EST
Recommended He was the one that whined and threw a fit last season on Viva El Birdos - 02/06/12 12:42 PM EST
Commented bye on Unrelated Thoughts on Viva El Birdos - 02/05/12 11:18 PM EST
Recommended brad penny is turning japanese, on Viva El Birdos - 02/05/12 4:18 PM EST
Commented that park looks gorgeous on the 2012-16 CBA: the more you know on Viva El Birdos - 02/04/12 6:38 PM EST
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Recommended the 2012-16 CBA: the more you know on Viva El Birdos - 02/04/12 12:49 PM EST
Commented If I were the reds, luddy on Roy Oswalt, Edwin Jackson Neither Cardinal Nor Ranger Friday Morning (Thread) on Viva El Birdos - 02/03/12 1:34 PM EST
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Commented this on Roy Oswalt, Edwin Jackson Neither Cardinal Nor Ranger Friday Morning (Thread) on Viva El Birdos - 02/03/12 1:33 PM EST
Commented replace the "l" with "no_m" on Roy Oswalt, Edwin Jackson Neither Cardinal Nor Ranger Friday Morning (Thread) on Viva El Birdos - 02/03/12 1:28 PM EST
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Commented At least they didn't sign aaron miles on Roy Oswalt, Edwin Jackson Neither Cardinal Nor Ranger Friday Morning (Thread) on Viva El Birdos - 02/03/12 1:23 PM EST
Commented so, trever to the cubs, tallet to the bucs, patterson to the brewers, I wonder if the astros would be interested in arthur rhodes? on Roy Oswalt, Edwin Jackson Neither Cardinal Nor Ranger Friday Morning (Thread) on Viva El Birdos - 02/03/12 1:22 PM EST
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Commented oh my god, I remember Dillards on Roy Oswalt, Edwin Jackson Neither Cardinal Nor Ranger Friday Morning (Thread) on Viva El Birdos - 02/03/12 11:36 AM EST
Commented I hope he doesn't retire on Life after the St. Louis Cardinals' Astros Implants on Viva El Birdos - 02/02/12 9:59 PM EST
Commented not a huge loss there anyways on Life after the St. Louis Cardinals' Astros Implants on Viva El Birdos - 02/02/12 6:58 PM EST
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Commented make a new twitter? on Life after the St. Louis Cardinals' Astros Implants on Viva El Birdos - 02/02/12 6:58 PM EST
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Recommended I dunno, there are some pretty randy passages in the epic of Gil (Ga) Meche on Viva El Birdos - 02/02/12 5:08 PM EST
Voted for underwhelms me on Lookout Landing - 02/01/12 11:07 PM EST
Commented 87 on Wednesday Morning Discussion Thread: The Red Menace or Barbarish Brewers? on Viva El Birdos - 02/01/12 10:03 PM EST
Commented I stopped here on The St. Louis Cardinals' Short-Term Rebuilding Plan on Viva El Birdos - 01/31/12 7:13 PM EST
Recommended Our reward for this signing on Viva El Birdos - 01/30/12 6:37 PM EST
Recommended he said journalist on Viva El Birdos - 01/30/12 5:47 PM EST
Commented well, it probably would've been more obvious if I could actually draw a butt without it breaking some intrinsic guideline on The Five Best St. Louis Cardinals Players by rWAR (1989-2011) on Viva El Birdos - 01/30/12 3:19 PM EST
Commented Now, *that* is cruel on The Five Best St. Louis Cardinals Players by rWAR (1989-2011) on Viva El Birdos - 01/30/12 3:18 PM EST
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Commented As funny as I think this is, I hope he does on The Five Best St. Louis Cardinals Players by rWAR (1989-2011) on Viva El Birdos - 01/30/12 3:17 PM EST
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Commented The Rational Behind signing Roy Oswalt on The Five Best St. Louis Cardinals Players by rWAR (1989-2011) on Viva El Birdos - 01/30/12 3:15 PM EST
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Commented oh, wow. I heard about that and I thought that was a joke. on The Five Best St. Louis Cardinals Players by rWAR (1989-2011) on Viva El Birdos - 01/30/12 3:06 PM EST
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Commented they're only going to get better and cheaper... on The Five Best St. Louis Cardinals Players by rWAR (1989-2011) on Viva El Birdos - 01/30/12 3:03 PM EST
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Commented because mo didn't think oswalt would be jobless 2 days before february on The Five Best St. Louis Cardinals Players by rWAR (1959-1988) on Viva El Birdos - 01/30/12 11:52 AM EST
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Commented bobo is matt holliday's dog! on The Five Best St. Louis Cardinals Players by rWAR (1959-1988) on Viva El Birdos - 01/30/12 11:50 AM EST
Commented yes on Six Six Six - A Numerical Repudiation of the Six Man Rotation on Viva El Birdos - 01/30/12 12:33 AM EST
Recommended that sounds meaner than i want it to on Viva El Birdos - 01/29/12 10:40 PM EST
Recommended it's pretty good on Viva El Birdos - 01/29/12 10:40 PM EST
Commented like, as a personal servant on Six Six Six - A Numerical Repudiation of the Six Man Rotation on Viva El Birdos - 01/29/12 4:25 PM EST
Commented I wonder if Oswalt will take an year of KMac as collateral on Six Six Six - A Numerical Repudiation of the Six Man Rotation on Viva El Birdos - 01/29/12 4:25 PM EST
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Commented maybe Dan Duquette will be incompetent enough to believe it! on Six Six Six - A Numerical Repudiation of the Six Man Rotation on Viva El Birdos - 01/29/12 3:37 PM EST
Commented it's a ploy for adam jones on Six Six Six - A Numerical Repudiation of the Six Man Rotation on Viva El Birdos - 01/29/12 3:37 PM EST
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Commented that's why I try not to post when i'm on my phone on cardinals close to signing roy oswalt, maybe on Viva El Birdos - 01/28/12 9:01 PM EST
Voted for All depends on the asking price on Beyond the Box Score - 01/28/12 11:45 AM EST
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