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iashwash

Apr 16, 2008 Feb 15, 2012 36 9049

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The Knicks and Brewer are closing in on a buyout agreement that will make the former Minnesota swingman a free agent,

12 months ago Logo_tiny iashwash 10 comments

But one mame [sic] that is eminently available is Memphis's Hasheem Thabeet, who isn't one of the '10 free agent signees but is getting shopped hard by the Grizzlies, who have their center of the future in Marc Gasol.

about 1 year ago Logo_tiny iashwash 15 comments

Takes a look at the Kings inability to put a game away.

about 2 years ago Logo_tiny iashwash 7 comments

Shelden_godzilla

Kings fan here. Now that Shelden's your newest enforcer and smasher of all that is small and weak, I thought I'd pass this on. Initially from this Fanpost on SactownRoyalty.

over 2 years ago Logo_tiny iashwash 1 comment

Jon Brockman, movie critic extraordinaire:

Jon Brockman: Just got so pumped up, Apollo 13 is on. Tom Hanks puts out classics, thats all he does makes great movies!

Jon Brockman: Just landed in Sacramento. Was a quick flight with the help of Nicolas Cage in Conair!

Also, oddly enough:

Sean May: Have to get a massage body is a little sore !!!

shortly followed by:

Jon Brockman: Just got a nice massage. I need it my body was getting pretty sore.

over 2 years ago Logo_tiny iashwash 0 comments

Rudy Gay may not get an extension, so that means you can throw his name into the 2010 hat. As many have noted, a dynamic, defensive minded 3 who can stick it from outside and be a playmaker in clutch situations would be a great addition to this Kings team.

over 2 years ago Logo_tiny iashwash 28 comments

Jason Thompson: Jus got done liftin n havin practice. Got a apperance tonight for pain the town wit D Mason. Shuld b a fun nightt Over 3 hours ago.

Jon Brockman: Jts tweet revised: Just got done lifting and practicing. I have an apperance tonight for paint the town wit D Mason. Should be a fun night Over 3 hours ago.

over 2 years ago Logo_tiny iashwash 8 comments

Ron Artest in the Lakeshow. Few non-Kings things could make me this happy. We all miss you Bill.

via Truehoop

over 2 years ago Logo_tiny iashwash 10 comments 1 recs

making the drive to sacramento. drove half way last night, finishing the trip today

over 2 years ago Logo_tiny iashwash 5 comments

Ron Artest: Please:) everyone go illegally download my first album and hear the growth when my second album drops:)

over 2 years ago Logo_tiny iashwash 13 comments

Kurt Rambis was seen boarding a plane Wednesday morning to meet again with Minnesota Timberwolves officials, a strong sign that the Lakers' assistant coach will be hired to coach the Timberwolves. Rambis has already had a second interview with Minnesota, and the only step left is to talk with team owner Glen Taylor, who has said publicly he would be the final part in the decision-making process.

over 2 years ago Logo_tiny iashwash 6 comments

Just finished workin out!!!! Long day! Legs are always the hardest days to come back on! Also played 1 on 1 full court! All in all good day

over 2 years ago Logo_tiny iashwash 9 comments 1 recs

Sactown Royalty Mayday E'ryday




I am Sean May and this is my daily workout plan.

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Sactown Royalty The Case for Tom Thibodeau

(From the FanPosts. - TZ)

Tom Thibodeau is not a coaching option. He has no experience. He has no championship rings. He may or may not be able to dunk the ball. He's starting to go bald (a little), and is therefore not sexy enough. Clearly, this paragraph is all crap - we know bald is beautiful baby, Boston defense sure as hell won a championship ring, and he has had lots of experience. Just not the head coaching kind.

While I originally intended to do an exhaustive performance study, I'm not really that kind of guy. And truthfully, I can't really say how much of a defensive addition he's been to most teams, because he's mostly coached with JVG, and I'm not sure how to seperate his performance from Jeffs. Instead, I choose to stare dreamingly at the Google image search of "Tom Thibodeau," "Coach Thib," "Thibodeau coaching" and "Coach Thib upskirt." While these searches revealed various characteristics of the man, the myth, the not-yet-a-legend, it also made one thing exceedingly clear. It showed the truth behind the fire that supports the defense his teams are known for.

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Is TT sexy enough for the Kings?
Yes, the eyes behoove me.
97 votes
No, the hair dissuades me.
44 votes
Need to see those upskirt pics first.
62 votes

203 votes | Poll has closed

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Kenny Thomas does not make the Forbes list of Best Paid Bench Players. This constant media dismissal of Sacramento cannot continue! I demand a recount! BURN FORBES! BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!

almost 3 years ago Logo_tiny iashwash 15 comments

Shelden_godzilla

It just hit me that this guy is no longer around. No more forehead jokes.

almost 3 years ago Logo_tiny iashwash 8 comments 5 recs

Shaq questions Bosh's big-man-machismo and calls him "the Rupaul of big men."
The Big Aristotle may have predicted the future of Bosh and the "Sacramento Queens," as...
okay, I don't have to take this joke any further.

almost 3 years ago Logo_tiny iashwash 4 comments

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Camby has a great face.

almost 3 years ago Logo_tiny iashwash 2 comments

Andres Nocioni followed up his stinker of a first game with the Kings by scoring 19 points on 7-for-11 shooting to go along with 3 boards, 3 assists and 3 steals. Of course, he also committed a team-high 4 turnovers and three of his four misses were blocked. So to the people of Sacramento, I say: Welcome to the Nocioni Roller Coaster. Fasten your seatbelts and please keep your hands inside the car.

almost 3 years ago Logo_tiny iashwash 4 comments

There is a similar story about such a thing happening to Ronnie Price as a rookie in Sacramento. But after the season was over and Price had paid for various things, Mike Bibby reportedly gave Price a wad of cash that more than made up for it.

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Sactown Royalty Kings React to All-Star Snubs

(Killer satire from iashwash. -- TZ)

Sacramento, CA (AP) - The Sacramento Kings locker room is currently in an uproar over the All-Star selections. The 24 players for the East and West teams were recently selected by a coaches vote and released earlier today by the NBA Front Office. A total of 17 teams are represented. The opinions of the Kings players vary, but it is the general consensus that several Kings players were unfairly denied a roster spot.

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I don't have insider, so I'm not sure what it says - whether it's the Cavs trade, the Kings trade, or just trading Marion at all.

If it's about the Kings, I'm betting it references something in Bee. Still, considering Millers and Marions fates seemed linked only a few days ago, I thought I might post this if someone feels like being more revealing.

about 3 years ago Logo_tiny iashwash 1 comment

This is confusing - why not trade for Artest because Kleiza was worth too much only to follow that with not extending him? The Nuggets are milking this be-cheap thing a bit too much, and if they're not very careful they'll be in the Kings situation, except their star player will be much more unhappy and much more paid.
If I was a Nuggets fan, I would be livid. Hell, I like the Rockets deal better and I'm still angry. wtf.

over 3 years ago Logo_tiny iashwash 4 comments

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Few things in life are greater.

over 3 years ago Logo_tiny iashwash 4 comments 3 recs

No, not Kings related. I apologize. But this video is absolutely, gut-wrenchingly hilarious. I don't care what the unis look, as long as the presentation is like this.

over 3 years ago Logo_tiny iashwash 5 comments

Sactown Royalty greatest. idea. eVaR!!!

So, I propose we trade Artest, K-9 and Shreef's one good knee for LBJ, Dwayne Wade and Carmelo Anthony.

I kid, I kid. Clearly CP3 is the better option instead of Melo. And Shreef has no knees.

No, seriously. So perusing through the site today, I came across this piece of awesomeness Which we shall never forget. It's a 500 kb picture, but oh so worth it. (middle finger heavy, you know the one... nsfw for the uninitiated).

It's fantastic. Too awesome for words to describe. And I thought to myself: "Self, if only they sold a poster of this for you to purchase."

Sadly, there is none. However, we are on the internet! (Great success, yes!)

A quick ask.com search (google was denying me searching priveliges... maybe something to do with my excessive combinations of the words Jessica + Alba in my three hundred and thirty two prior searches) and I came acros FullSizePosters.com  they take your picture and they print it for you - poster size! And to add to the awesomeness, they're giving a special where the 24"x36" posters are 5 bucks! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, God couldn't have given me more of a direct sign had he walked into my room and told me that this must be done (then promptly banish me to Hell for the previously mentioned google searches.. damn Google, storing your search terms so that God and the Government can look them over).

Anyway - I had a quick question - anyone have a higher res version of the picture prior to me sending this one in? Or better yet the original picture, that I can pay to have High-Res scanned (Fed-Ex Kinkos does it for like ten bucks).

Once I get image quality issues solved, I'm going to have this thing printed and sent to me, and I'll post photos up of how it looks and recommend whether it's worth your investment.

Now tell me, isn't this awesome? 

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Is this awesome?
Yes
11 votes
Absolutely
9 votes
Sign me up.
10 votes
You need to lay off Jessica Alba (that's what she said!)
7 votes

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The Deadspin guys throwing their unique form of commentary at the subject. It's a summary of everything we've all already seen, and it's not really a very worthwhile read (their jokes left something to be desired). However, it is another national voice mocking Ron Artest. With enough of these, hopefully he'll learn to shutup.

over 3 years ago Logo_tiny iashwash 1 comment

Much love for the big fella... called "the next Scottie Pippen."

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