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iashwash

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  • last login Jul 09, 2014
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The Knicks and Brewer are closing in on a buyout agreement that will make the former Minnesota...

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The Knicks and Brewer are closing in on a buyout agreement that will make the former Minnesota swingman a free agent,

ESPN via Hoopshype

But one mame [sic] that is eminently available is Memphis's Hasheem Thabeet, who isn't one of the...

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But one mame [sic] that is eminently available is Memphis's Hasheem Thabeet, who isn't one of the '10 free agent signees but is getting shopped hard by the Grizzlies, who have their center of the future in Marc Gasol.

NBA.COM via HoopsHype

TrueHoop's Abbott Analyzes Warriors Game

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Takes a look at the Kings inability to put a game away.

Kings fan here. Now that Shelden's your newest enforcer and smasher of all that is small and weak,...

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Shelden_godzilla

Kings fan here. Now that Shelden's your newest enforcer and smasher of all that is small and weak, I thought I'd pass this on. Initially from this Fanpost on SactownRoyalty.

Jon Brockman, movie critic extraordinaire: Jon Brockman: Just got so pumped up, Apollo 13 is on....

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Jon Brockman, movie critic extraordinaire: Jon Brockman: Just got so pumped up, Apollo 13 is on. Tom Hanks puts out classics, thats all he does makes great movies! Jon Brockman: Just landed in Sacramento. Was a quick flight with the help of Nicolas Cage in Conair! Also, oddly enough: Sean May: Have to get a massage body is a little sore !!! shortly followed by: Jon Brockman: Just got a nice massage. I need it my body was getting pretty sore.

Brockness Monster's twitter via HoopsHype

No Extension for Gay yet

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Rudy Gay may not get an extension, so that means you can throw his name into the 2010 hat. As many have noted, a dynamic, defensive minded 3 who can stick it from outside and be a playmaker in clutch situations would be a great addition to this Kings team.

Jason Thompson: Jus got done liftin n havin practice. Got a apperance tonight for pain the town wit...

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Jason Thompson: Jus got done liftin n havin practice. Got a apperance tonight for pain the town wit D Mason. Shuld b a fun nightt Over 3 hours ago. Jon Brockman: Jts tweet revised: Just got done lifting and practicing. I have an apperance tonight for paint the town wit D Mason. Should be a fun night Over 3 hours ago.

Fromm HoopsHype

Ah, Ron - you zany, crazy guy you.

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Ron Artest in the Lakeshow. Few non-Kings things could make me this happy. We all miss you Bill. via Truehoop

making the drive to sacramento. drove half way last night, finishing the trip today

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making the drive to sacramento. drove half way last night, finishing the trip today

Brockman's Twitter

Ron Artest: Please:) everyone go illegally download my first album and hear the growth when my...

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Ron Artest: Please:) everyone go illegally download my first album and hear the growth when my second album drops:)

From Twitter via The Baseline

Kurt Rambis was seen boarding a plane Wednesday morning to meet again with Minnesota Timberwolves...

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Kurt Rambis was seen boarding a plane Wednesday morning to meet again with Minnesota Timberwolves officials, a strong sign that the Lakers' assistant coach will be hired to coach the Timberwolves. Rambis has already had a second interview with Minnesota, and the only step left is to talk with team owner Glen Taylor, who has said publicly he would be the final part in the decision-making process.

L.A. Times via HoopsHype

Just finished workin out!!!! Long day! Legs are always the hardest days to come back on! Also...

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Just finished workin out!!!! Long day! Legs are always the hardest days to come back on! Also played 1 on 1 full court! All in all good day

http://twitter.com/bigmay42
FanPost
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Mayday E'ryday

I am Sean May and this is my daily workout plan.

FanPost
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The Case for Tom Thibodeau

Tom Thibodeau is hot fire.

The Sinful Travesty!

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Kenny Thomas does not make the Forbes list of Best Paid Bench Players. This constant media dismissal of Sacramento cannot continue! I demand a recount! BURN FORBES! BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!

It just hit me that this guy is no longer around. No more forehead jokes.

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Shelden_godzilla

It just hit me that this guy is no longer around. No more forehead jokes.

Chirs Bosh, Kings have one more thing in common

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Shaq questions Bosh's big-man-machismo and calls him "the Rupaul of big men." The Big Aristotle may have predicted the future of Bosh and the "Sacramento Queens," as... okay, I don't have to take this joke any further.

Camby has a great face.

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Camby has a great face.

Andres Nocioni followed up his stinker of a first game with the Kings by scoring 19 points on...

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Andres Nocioni followed up his stinker of a first game with the Kings by scoring 19 points on 7-for-11 shooting to go along with 3 boards, 3 assists and 3 steals. Of course, he also committed a team-high 4 turnovers and three of his four misses were blocked. So to the people of Sacramento, I say: Welcome to the Nocioni Roller Coaster. Fasten your seatbelts and please keep your hands inside the car.

Basketbawful

There is a similar story about such a thing happening to Ronnie Price as a rookie in Sacramento....

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There is a similar story about such a thing happening to Ronnie Price as a rookie in Sacramento. But after the season was over and Price had paid for various things, Mike Bibby reportedly gave Price a wad of cash that more than made up for it.

from TRUEHOOP
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Kings React to All-Star Snubs

(Killer satire from iashwash. -- TZ) Sacramento, CA (AP) - The Sacramento Kings locker room is currently in an uproar over the All-Star selections. The 24 players for the East and West teams were...

Marion trade Rumor untrue

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I don't have insider, so I'm not sure what it says - whether it's the Cavs trade, the Kings trade, or just trading Marion at all. If it's about the Kings, I'm betting it references something in Bee. Still, considering Millers and Marions fates seemed linked only a few days ago, I thought I might post this if someone feels like being more revealing.

Linas Kleiza NOT given extension

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This is confusing - why not trade for Artest because Kleiza was worth too much only to follow that with not extending him? The Nuggets are milking this be-cheap thing a bit too much, and if they're not very careful they'll be in the Kings situation, except their star player will be much more unhappy and much more paid. If I was a Nuggets fan, I would be livid. Hell, I like the Rockets deal better and I'm still angry. wtf.

Few things in life are greater.

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Few things in life are greater.

This is how the Kings should unveil their Unis

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No, not Kings related. I apologize. But this video is absolutely, gut-wrenchingly hilarious. I don't care what the unis look, as long as the presentation is like this.

FanPost
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greatest. idea. eVaR!!!

So, I propose we trade Artest, K-9 and Shreef's one good knee for LBJ, Dwayne Wade and Carmelo Anthony. I kid, I kid. Clearly CP3 is the better option instead of Melo. And Shreef has no knees. N...

A-R-T-E-S-T still spells "crazy"

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The Deadspin guys throwing their unique form of commentary at the subject. It's a summary of everything we've all already seen, and it's not really a very worthwhile read (their jokes left something to be desired). However, it is another national voice mocking Ron Artest. With enough of these, hopefully he'll learn to shutup.

Somebody likes JT!

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Much love for the big fella... called "the next Scottie Pippen."

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