This is a good guy I want to lose tonight. 

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It looks like almost no one has commented all night. It's like one of those stories [was this an episode of Twilight Zone or something?] where someone wakes up alone in a empty version of their world. The thought I am always left with is that the world is going on with this individual absent while this individual struggles to exist in emptiness.    

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Back -- Caught you lookin' for the same thing

It's a new thing - check out this I bring

Uh Oh the roll below the level

'Cause I'm livin' low next to the bass, C'mon -- Turn up the radio

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In the Early Morning Junk... randomness prevails...

Here's a picture of a supposed junk drawer:

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How many things wrong can you find with this picture?

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So it seems disease has ravaged our JD, and there are only a few of us still alive. Seems like a great premise for a story that I don't have time to write. Between taking care of my sick wife, filling in for my sick boss, and hearing my mother complain about starting to getting sick, I'm just preoccupied. Yet here I am trying to bring together the survivors with some new junk.

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Have a nice morning and a pleasant day. And to all of you who are not going to fan fest, feel free to imagine how incredibly cool it is for all of us who are there. You can even talk here about how cool we are - maybe it'll be just as cool to watch it on TV and maybe you'll find a feed if you don't have Comcast! Mostly, I want to say is that I'm ready for Fan Fest.

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So, I decided I wanted to write a Fanpost that started with, "So I decided I wanted to write a Fanpost."

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So we all hail from somewhere and have probably have some stories of our past. 

What does this mean? I don't know. It's a Junk Drawer. Who really cares what the topic is?

So if you want to post a picture of yourself as a kid. Do it! If you want to tell a story from your childhood or something about the city you were born. Super!

If you want to talk about your origins as a Blazer fan or a BEdger.. go nuts go apes! This JD marks the beginning of year 2 for me, so I'm feeling nostaglic. 

Or.. in an ENTIRELY different direction.... what are your favorite comic book origin story or what would be your origin story if you were a super-hero? I think origin stories are one of the best parts of comics. 

If you just want to babble on and on and try to use 'that's what she said' and 'in your face' in the same comment until someone can say 'oh snap', then just procede as usual. 

So I just had a neat conversation with a friend of mind all about how he can't stop getting into fights with people. He says this is because of his upbringing where he had to constantly fight just to survive. He says it's tough not to get into fights.

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Transcribed from a garbled mess on a digital recorder delivered by seafowl, here are the last known words of "Idoltime", the self-purported gonzo doctor of blog journalism, on his final assignment documenting the world-record holding phenomenon, the "Blazer's Edge Junk Drawer" from the Blazer's Edge sports blog on SBNation. He is also wanted for questioning by the authorities about the theft of a bush plane, tampering with a Diebold election machine, and impersonating a pilot, a police officer, & a doctor. Authorities are also investigating allegations of stalking behavior brought up by this article. The managing editors of this periodical would also like to discuss collection of $777 in advanced pay with him. If anyone sees idoltime, he has arms and is extremely delusional -- proceed with caution. The magazine takes no responsibility for anything. 

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