Ianyanni

ievans

  • joined Dec 08, 2008
  • last login Jul 22, 2014
  • posts 41
  • comments 6380

Waiting patiently.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB San Francisco Giants
  • NHL San Jose Sharks
User Blog
FanPost
31

Burritos 14.3: Everything Must Be Pumpkin Spice

You heard me. What are you eating or drinking? Does it have pumpkin spice as the main flavor? No? Well, fuck you bub, add some goddamn nutmeg and cinnamon and pumpkin flavor. I don't care if you're...

FanPost
12

Burritos 14.2: The Endless Possibilities of Youth

This is my favorite time of the year. The baseball playoffs are on (which I can basically just enjoy this year without any anxiety), the autumn weather in Northern California is fucking fantastic,...

FanPost
28

Burritos 14.1: The Glorious Return

Hey everyone, burritos are back! Woo hoo! But first, I'd like to talk about angry white guys. What the fuck? On a baseball thread, I made a fairly innocuous, at least by BoC standards, comment...

FanPost
18

Preparing for the inevitable NHL drug scandal

Almost every major sport, and a few fringe ones, has experienced some steroid or PED scandal. The reactions of the various leagues and sports media tells you a lot about how romantic they all are....

FanPost
5

Week 15: El burrito de la victoria

ievans speaks to the DARE class, keepin' it real with the teenz. ievans: Yo, teenz. I'm here to give you the straightest dope about dope. For reals. Twitter, sexting, etc. Teenz: This guy...

FanPost
13

Week 14: El burrito de la victoria

Uggh. Work. Bullshit. No time to talk. Watch a GBV video featuring awesome '90s mid-length shorts and ugly drunks throwing shit from a wagon. Bee Thousand: the highest rated comment Another...

FanPost
16

Week 13: El burrito de la victoria

I was in New Orleans last week for a couple of days for a sort of micro vacation. I haven't had a non-family related holiday for a while, so even with the usual airline bullshit, it was a nice...

FanPost
4

Week 12: El burrito de la victoria

How great is this scene? Answer: so, so *firework goes off* *flinch* fucking great. Dirk: the highest rated comment Looks like we have a three-way tie for highest rated comment this...

FanPost
11

Week 11: El burrito de la victoria

Work deadlines and New Orleans mini-vacation looms. Here are some thoughts. Terrible mustaches and bad male haircuts are preserved in movies and television shows set in the past, but nobody...

Remembering Ryane Clowe

+

Here is my inspiring video for Ryane Clowe. RIP.

FanPost
29

Week 10: El burrito de la victoria

There was a bodega in Santa Cruz called the Mission Bay Market named for the intersection where it was located. Bay St. and Mission St. are two of the major surface streets in the town. Bay St....

FanPost
45

Week 9: El burrito de la victoria

I'm not a college basketball fan, because I'm not a basketball fan. I don't hate basketball, but I just don't care about it, probably because I'm bigoted against sleeveless shirt enthusiasts. My...

FanPost
11

Week 8: an burrito an bua

Ireland holds a very special place in the hearts of Americans. Like most white people after JFK was shot, I'm extremely proud of my Irish heritage, even though it amounts to exaggerated anecdotes...

FanPost
13

Week 7: El burrito de la victoria

Staring at a wall of green yesterday felt a bit like I was on 'shrooms. There were all these individual characters that made larger patterns, and I couldn't quite focus on one over the other. I...

FanPost
100

Week 6: El burrito de la victoria

This post is coming a day late because I am surrounded by insane people. They yell at me in non sequitors, gibberish, or nonsense. In the middle of trying to figure out what's going on, they run...

FanPost
13

Week 5: El burrito de la victoria

Another week goes by, and the Sharks continue Lohaning it up. Douglas Murray and Michal Handzus continue to get put in the lineup and given significant minutes despite getting consistently...

FanPost
20

Week 4: El burrito de la victoria

Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle sez that the more accurately you attempt to measure a subatomic particle's velocity, the less accurately you will be able to measure that particle's position, and...

FanPost
16

Week 3: El burrito de la victoria

Burritos are an atheist's nightmare. When you look at a burrito, you'll notice that it is more long than wide. The burrito and the hand are perfectly made for one another. You'll find that the...

FanPost
17

Week 2: El burrito de la victoria

The Burrito of Victory goes to the best and worst comments of the week here at BoC. To review the format: I'm the judge, my own comments are not eligible, and the type of burrito is purposefully...

FanPost
34

Comments of the Week: Week 1

So I'm going to look back on the vicious ineptitude, nonsense, and logorrhea we call "the Comments section," hopefully every Saturday. I'm the judge, and no, fuck you buddy, but I won't use my own...

FanPost
13

The Golden State According to the BoC

I made a Google map showing the regions of California as determined by the noted cartographers of the BoC comments. The green regions, "Coastal California", have a lot more in common with...

Help out Erika (Zombieskittels) & her husband

7

Zombieskittels, one of the FtF family, could use some help right now as she and her husband are dealing with the financial aftermath of some health problems. Please consider donating to help out Erika & Chaz.

FanPost
28

5 Important Moments from the Sharks 2011-12 Season

Danny Boyle's Foot What happened? He started the year with a broken foot, and played like a guy playing 25 minutes a game with a broken foot. Why was this important? At his age, Boyle needs to...

FanPost
4

Patrick Marleau vs. Marian Hossa: streakiness

A common criticism of Patrick Marleau is that his production disappears for long stretches of time, that he is streaky. The underlying assumption is that other players with similar points totals...

My son's first sports words: "hockey" and "go Sharks!"

10

My son's first sports words: "hockey" and "go Sharks!"

Sharks Trying to Ban Bad Boys T-Shirt

19

It's like the lamest flash mob ever every home game, but the Sharks new policy is just a wee bit too broad. Everyone! Overreact! Quickly!

FanPost
11

A necessary organizational change

Why the Sharks brass needs to deal with injuries during the regular season. Since we're celebrating Heinous Injury Disclosure Day, it's a good chance to review all the brutal medical problems...

FanPost
7

The Girl Who Played With Ice

Editor's note: Swedish journalist, sandwich enthusiast, and author Stieg Larsson died in 2004 at age 50 before he posthumously found success with his "Millenium" trilogy ("The Girl with the Dragon...

FanPost
3

"Stoic Old St. Niclas"

St. Nic has deceptive size Stoic old St. Niclas Lean your beard this way When you score a single goal Everyone says, "No way!" Overtime is coming soon Now you dear old man Whisper what...

FanPost
11

Sharksmas Carols: Let it Clowe

Ok, gloom and doomers, time to cheer the hell up! It's the Magical Holiday Season, where spoiled children get Ovechkin jerseys to give the family some joy for the first time since Daddy got in...

Showing 1 - 30 of 41 Older
X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join SBNation.com

You must be a member of SBNation.com to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at SBNation.com. You should read them.

Join SBNation.com

You must be a member of SBNation.com to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at SBNation.com. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.