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ANAKIN struggles to pull himself up the embankment with his mechanical hand. His thin leather glove has been burned off. He keeps sliding down in the black sand.

OBI-WAN: (continuing) . . . You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would, destroy the Sith, not join them. It was you who would bring balance to the Force, not leave it in Darkness.

OBI-WAN picks up Anakin's light saber and begins to walk away. He stops and looks back.

ANAKIN: I hate you!

OBI-WAN: You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.

ANAKIN'S clothing blows into the lava river and ignites. Suddenly ANAKIN bursts into flames and starts SCREAMING.

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The submissions are in from Photoshop contest #1. The winner gets bragging rights, and $20 dollars to the LFL player of their choice. Thanks to all those who participated. Leave your suggestions for the next contest in the replies.

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#1 - Fumble-O's

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#2 - The Zuggie

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#3  - No More Tears

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#4 - Doggie Discipline

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Photoshop Contest #1:

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Just a friendly reminder to the BSD nation that the contest ends tomorrow. Keep those entries coming!

This is my suggestion for a regular feature on BSD. There are a lot of talented and witty ruffians on this site, so why not put up a prize for ridiculous photo manipulation? I'll donate 20 bucks to a LFL player of the winner's choosing and put it in their name. Voting will be open to BSD and will begin after all entries have been received via my email at jmm5149@gmail.com no later than Wednesday, 9/22.

*All submitted entries will be posted for voting, provided that they are not actually porn.

This is my suggestion for a regular feature on BSD. There are a lot of talented and witty ruffians on this site, so why not put up a prize for ridiculous photo manipulation? I'll donate 20 bucks to a LFL player of the winner's choosing and put it in their name. Voting will be open to BSD and will begin after all entries have been received via my email at jmm5149@gmail.com no later than Wednesday, 9/22.

Photoshop Contest #1:

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I was just checking out the trailer for this year's NCAA Football video game by EA Sports, and what do you know, it includes the best damn band in the land (of fat ugly chicks) performing the Script Ohio. This is the first time I've seen marching bands in the franchise, and I was wondering if anybody had any idea if they are including the Blue Band. Many of you will be eager to know that Erin Andrews (the Graham Zug of hot female sideline announcers) will also be in the game.

NCAA Football 2010 comes out for Xbox, PS3, PS2 and PSP on July 14, 2009.

EDIT: After a bit of research, I've discovered that the website is featuring a 'Band of the Day' up until the release of the video game. So far they've featured Ohio State, Texas, Houston, UCLA, and Oklahoma State. Keep an eye on their website for a potential feature of the Award-Winning Penn State Blue Band.

To fill this post to 75 words, here are the alternate lyrics for Ohio State's fight song:

We're gonna roll your ass across the field until your balls are blue.

We're gonna make you suck Jim Tressel's cock until he shoots his goo! P-S-U!

Buckeye girls are ugly and fat

I would rather eat out a rat

So f*ck! You! Ohio State you're a know-nothing party school.