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Former world-traveler turned home body. Bourbon and Rye enthusiast, Miami Dolphin apologist. I seek to provide only the finest pieces of knowledge to small bands of intellectuals capable of handling truth.

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  • NFL Miami Dolphins
  • NHL Detroit Red Wings
  • FIFA Portugal
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Blueprints For Success


There's always money in the banana stand.

Strikes & Gutters: Week 16 Fantasy Advice


A few days late and many dollars short, let's look at the article I wrote last week and laugh at my deficiencies as an analyst.

Strikes & Gutters: Week 15 Fantasy Advice


If you made it this far with my advice, then you should seriously consider playing the lottery this week.

Strikes & Gutters: Week 13 Fantasy Advice


Fantasy Football Play-offs are right around the corner... for some of you lucky jerks

Strikes & Gutters: Week 12 Fantasy Advice


Can I borrow a feeling?

Strikes & Gutters: Week 11 Fantasy Advice


So you're telling me there's a chance?

Fantasy Football Advice


Don't do what Donny don't does.

Fool's Gold


Are they losing? Always. They are always losing.

Fantasy Advice for the masses


When life hands you lemons, make delicious bourbon drinks that call for lemon.

Fantasy Advice you can count on..


Always present; sometimes accurate.

Strikes & Gutters


Fantasy Advice to avoid.

Fantasy Advice for true believers


Don't give up. Don't even give up...

Fantasy Advice for week 4


I can't promise that this analysis is better. But I can promise that I tried.

Strikes & Gutters


You're Welcome America.

Strikes & Gutters: Week 2 Fantasy Advice


If you took my advice in week one and survived, WELCOME BACK!

Phinsider Fantasy Strikes and Gutters in Week 1

Our newest fantasy advice column makes its debut today with a look at the Week 1 NFL matchups. Who should you start? Sit? We take a look.

Keller Reactions

Almost a week later, disappointment has given way to anger.

Richie Incognito hates other types of guards


NFL players love to punch people in the face. Here's the latest!

Looking Back On Moving Forward


Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twelve times... oh please just let the Dolphins be good this year.

Where The Phins Go

See where your favorite Dolphins players are predicted to go in your fantasy draft.

The Miami Dolphins, a Fantasy Wasteland

The Miami Dolphins have not produced many memorable fantasy seasons for the past decade. Let's recap the offensive futility that has made the last ten years so painful. Taste the sad!

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