Hello fellow Chiefs fans.  I'm about to go crazy waiting for the REAL football to start.  I'm about 12 weeks into my Madden Franchise already, just waiting anxiously for the action to start.  Anyways, over the last few years the job I've had saw me working many many Sundays, and I can't even explain how frustrating it was having to get my Chiefs news via text message from my brother, who was at home relaxing watching the game, and then checking stats after the games were already played.  Luckily the job I started two weeks ago has me sitting on my ass on Sundays, watching NFL Network and surfing ArrowheadPride, the way the good Lord intended.  Anyways, just for shitsngrins, I thought it would be fun if everyone wanted to post the story of the best Chiefs game they've ever missed.  As for me, I've had to miss way too many, unfortunately.  Hard to pick just one...

Hey everybody... I've been coming to Arrowhead Pride for quite a while now, but this is my first post, so don't be too critical.  Anyways, am I the only one that gets a little turned on when I think of ANYBODY besides Larry Johnson taking handoffs?  Here's some food for thought.  We release Larry Johnson, and pick up free agent RB Rudi Johnson.  Rudi is a bruiser, just like, but probably BETTER than Larry Johnson.  He has a much better attitude, as well, and wouldn't have the off-the-field problems Larry enjoys so much, I.E. spitting drinks on women.  I just think life in Kansas City would be so much better if we just amputated our Larry Johnson and strapped on a RUDI!

....anyone?