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jebushchrist

  • joined May 24, 2008
  • last login Jul 09, 2014
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Iowa Touchdowns For Kids

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2012 BHGP DONATIONS TO ITK Pledges: 95Dollars Per TD: $274Total Money Pledged In 2012: $3,562.00 Total Pledges All-Time: 237Total Money Raised All-Time: $29,595.00 Fundraising for the 2012...

The Degenerate: I've Been Touched

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Watching sports is the only way many of us connect with the world. It's why the NFL has a trillion dollars and why college teams are shifting around like a seaman with crabs. That's the unspoken...

The Degenerate: Bold Flavor of Hate

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Really Looking Forward To The Picks, You Guys Things went swimmingly last week! Not only did I get to taste the Bold Flavors of success with a winning bet on Boise and my futures looking excellent...

Are You There, Cyclone Fan? It's Me Again.

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Hey, Cyclone fan. I know it's been awhile. Sorry about that. Let me make it up to you with a gift. It's the best kind of gift because it's one you didn't know you needed. "What will you do,...

The Degenerate: Begin Again

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Jebus H Christ makes his triumphant return to BHGP and offers winning gambling advice.

PARTY!

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Disclaimer

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All characters and events on Black Heart Gold Pants - even those named after, or loosely based on, real people - are entirely fictional. All actions of those characters are fictional. All...

ARE YOU THERE CYCLONE FAN? IT'S ME, JEBUS.

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If you haven't heard, it's Iowa State week.  Before we launch into another round of hate hate rage hate, we thought we'd revisit one of the greatest posts in BHGP history.  Just ignore all of the...

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BHGP: RELOADED

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Clockwise from lower left: storminspank, OPS, HS, JHC, Bellanca We have no control over the procedures followed, the actions of the administration, or the athletes at the University of Iowa. As...

IOWA BOARD OF REGENTS VOWS TO RE-OPEN INVESTIGATION THAT NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPENED

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The Iowa state Board of Regents had their emergency meeting today, in Iowa City, with only one issue on the agenda. The issue was an investigation into the alleged sexual assault at the Hillcrest...

INTO THE LIGHT

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If you haven't already heard, the Satterfield/Everson sexual assault case has already become much uglier. The Press-Citizen published a letter from the alleged victim's mother to University of Iowa...

Picture Me Blogrollin'

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Iowa Blogs The Hlog (Mike Hlas) On Iowa (Marc Morehouse) Doc's Office (Scott Dochterman) John Bohnenkamp (Burlington Hawk-Eye) Hawkmania (Quad City Times) Hawk Central (DMR/ICPC) The High Porch...

Undeserved Accolades

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"As a fanbase, you collectively get the blog you deserve. Point in case: The strange journey of Iowa football through the Kirk Ferentz era - and the equally strange collection of dialogues,...

THE SPRING GAME: REVISITED

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Let's pretend the Spring Game just happened. Also, instead of writing a post, I filed this one using Microsoft's Windows Mobile Post. If you listen to it, you'll be able to hear the dulcet tones of...

BHGP BRACKET MADNESS: THE FINALS

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The fat has been trimmed from the steak, we're finally here - It's the finals! This is what we're voting on.Today: Lady vs. Scamp! DMBMEG PROS:  Exterminator. Impersonator. Coffee lover. Laborer.C...

SUNDAY OPEN THREAD: FANHOOD EDITION

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I aint got time to bleed! I'm back at BHGP HQ after a few days on the road. It's been a difficult and amazing weekend - but it's not over. The games continue and if you're a real fan, so does your...

BHGP BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 2: RON ZOOK VS. JEBUS H CHRIST

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This is what we're voting on. Today: The Man vs. The Media! RON ZOOK PROS: Our very first fake interview. Brought out the Zook Hook. Wants you to get Better and Better. Ruined College Football...

EAST REGION PREVIEW

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Marchifornication continues with your East Regional preview.  Warning: this is your last chance to join the BHGP Super Terrific Happy Fun Marchifornication Bracket Challenge (Group #5862, password...

WEST REGION PREVIEW

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Marchifornication would not be complete without a preview of every team in the field from the expert staff here at BHGP. I'm kicking it off with a hard-boiled look at the West Region. You're...

HAIL NO! (SORRY)

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Friend of the site and man about town, Orson Swindle, is a real journalist now. He's done the unthinkable and left the basement to cover actual sporting events. While it's great for fans to hear a...

ON THE BOOKS

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That just happened. Not exactly a "march" on San Antonio. Perhaps "stagger" back to Iowa City is more fitting? The loss today was every bit as ugly as the entire season. You could show today's...

OPEN THREAD: IOWA BEGINS THEIR MARCH ON SAN ANTONIO

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I wasn't kidding - Iowa's going to win the Big 10 Tournament and their march on San Antonio begins today with a win against Michigan. I could preach about how this is going to happen, but I won't...

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