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jebushchrist

  • joined May 24, 2008
  • last login Aug 23, 2014
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I like toast.

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User Blog

THE EYES HAVE IT

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[First off, let us congratulate Hey, Jenny Slater for their win as Funniest Sports Blog in the CFBAS. Good show! Also, as Marchifornication rolls on, we're going to loosen things up with a little...

A NEW BEGINNING

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We're a bad basketball team - inconsistent offensively, defensively, and we've been positively listless for the past 2 weeks. When coupled with the... "misfortunes" of the football team, on and off...

IT'S COMING... [scary heartbeat sound]

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Marchifornication is coming and you're powerless to stop it. Don't be scurrred - the best way to handle something that's dangerous and morally wrong is to join up, like a street gang. February was...

COUNTERPOINT: Exeunt Carl Jackson

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Who'll get our stew going now? Shocking news out of Iowa City today as longtime Iowa assistant Carl Jackson is hanging up the whistle. I'm sure you'll read all about what a big loss it is, but...

WISCONSIN @ IOWA: OPEN THREAD

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Bucky, in happier times. You have every right to hate Badgers. Historically, they've been a pox on man. From Wiki: Many badger setts in Europe were gassed during the 1960s and 1970s to control...

KNIGHT'S OUT

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Bob Knight walked away. If you want to read about it from someone closer to the situation you can go over to Double T Nation or The Hoosier Report. The way he walked away comes as no surprise....

HISTORY'S GREATEST TURNAROUNDS

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Everyone loves a comeback story. They also love crushing spirals to rock bottom. Some sporting events of the past week have made me ponder some of the greatest turnarounds in history. These are...

IOWA PLAYER ARRESTED; HAWKEYES REJOICE!

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Curry leaks out on the break. Finally, a piss related arrest we can all celebrate! JamesOn Curry, guard for the Iowa Energy [me neither.--ed.], was arrested in Boise, Idaho in the wee hours of...

ALL APOLOGIES

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The secret's out - we're jackasses. Whether our intention was to be funny or satirical and whether we were a success or a failure - is not the point. The point is, it was never our intention to get...

GOOD DEFEATS EVIL!

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Be still. Iowa defeated Michigan State, 43-36, tonight. It was a huge win, but not necessarily for the fans. Honestly, who cares about us at this point? We're still Iowa fans, we still want them...

BIGGEST DAY IN THE HISTORY OF BHGP!!!

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We were linked by Deadspin, (falsely and hilariously) accused of plagiarism, and we're rooting for Ohio State. I don't even know who I am anymore. Also, this is the first post I've written in 2008...

LAS VEGAS BOWL: OPEN THREAD (NOT REALLY)

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The Las Vegas Bowl is a shining example of why we must keep the bowl system as it is, in lieu of a playoff. If not for the current setup, we wouldn't be treated to the bloodfeud rematch between...

LIVEBLOG: DRAKE @ IOWA

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Sometimes you just don't want to be alone. Like when you're watching Lifetime or having sex. Well, when the Drake Bulldogs visit Iowa tonight for an almost certain crippling defeat; that's another...

FanPost
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GLUG GLUG GLUG

Dear Diary, Fuck, I'm thirsty. I had a hell of a time sleeping. I woke up repeatedly thinking about it. I know I should have just gotten up but I was tired, old chum. Seriously, Diary, I was so...

PRACTICE? WE TALKIN' 'BOUT PRACTICE, MAN?

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Assistant Head Coach, Tits McGee, in happier times. This is the most important week of the season for the Iowa basketball team. Finals Week brings us no action on the floor but it's the busiest...

LIVEBLOG: IOWA @ UNI

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Sometimes you just don't want to be alone. Like when you're watching March of the Penguins or having sex. Well, when Iowa plays on the road at Northern Iowa for an almost certain crippling defeat;...

OPEN THREAD: IOWA VS DIRECTIONAL ILLINOIS

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Elvis made a comeback, too. The Hawkeyes are playing right now in the Hawkeye Challenge Consolation Champsionship Game (this is seriously how they billed it on the telecast). Let's keep an eye...

PAGING: ARKANSAS STATE PARTY OF TWO... ARKANSAS STATE...

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Things can always get worse. No one said it would be easy. I'm sure Coach Lick doesn't think like this, but as I watched him on the bench in the final seconds of Iowa's loss in OT last night to...

I HAVE A QUESTION

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Loosen up, Coach. The camera can't really steal your soul. The basketball team is not good. Let’s be clear about that upfront. This isn’t about them; it’s about you and what kind of a fan you...

I am Fake Kirk Ferentz

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[This is promoted from the Diary section. It was written by BHGP reader extraordinaire Bellanca, not me, as evidenced by his reference to Yeats.--ed.]I am Fake Kirk Ferentz and I used to teach...

INITIAL BLOGPOLL: WEEK 12

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I would like to formally apologize to Dennis Dixon for ranking Oregon #1 in my blogpoll last week. It's no secret that the worst thing that can happen to a player or team is to hold that lofty...

IT COULD BE WORSE

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I'm not gonna blow sunshine up your ass, this was a bad one. This is as bad as I've felt as a Hawkeye fan since I was in short pants. I have no words to describe how I feel. That's why we have...

HERE'S THE THING: THE LAST STAND

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You will get nothing and like it, Orange-Man! I didn't scout Western Michigan. This week isn't about them. We've had a long and brutal season filled with injuries, arrests, and disappointment....

BLOGPOLL: WEEK 11

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I'm so fucking proud of you! Buckeye Fans: You're not going to believe this but the Buckeyes have learned humility. I couldn't believe it either! I guess all of the whining, crying, and gnashing...

INITIAL BLOGPOLL: WEEK 11

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Chicken Fight! You're not going to believe this but the Buckeyes lost. I couldn't believe it either. I guess all of the whining, crying, and gnashing of crooked teeth didn't do you any good on...

GAMEDAY OPEN THREAD: GIMME BACK MY PIG!

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Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the golf course! Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key... Sandy:...

HERE'S THE THING: FLLOOOOOYYYYDDD!!!

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I know what you're thinking: Minnesota sucks! We're Iowa! We're back! We can't lose! We're going to Orlando! Didn't he quit writing this post back in October? Those last 4 drinks were a mistake. ...

BLOGPOLL: WEEK 10

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I had several people call me out because I was disgusted that I was forced to rank Penn State. I think this is a case of entitlement that I wouldn't normally expect from... oh wait, yes I would....

INITIAL BLOGPOLL: WEEK 10

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The Tapioca Twins in happier times. I know what you're thinking. Florida State? Really? I know, I can't believe it either. However, they have a win over Alabama and just knocked out the #2 team...

INITIAL BLOGPOLL: WEEK 9

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The assface of a champion. Ohio State is the best team in the country. I'm not a Big 10 homer as evidenced by my previous polls and I don't even like Ohio State. In fact, it pains me to say this...

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