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jellly

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Recent Activity
I fucking hate the Arctic Monkeys.
Commented on 8.21.14 OT: Take a message on Aug 21 2014, 7:38p
MRW
Commented on U.S. Cellular Field's 3-pound banana split sundae a soupy disaster on Aug 21 2014, 12:44p
because that's definitely the point...
Commented on 8.21.14 OT: Take a message on Aug 21 2014, 11:16a
May you conceive anew
Commented on 8.21.14 OT: Take a message on Aug 21 2014, 9:54a - 2 replies
for You talkin' to me?
Voted on Aug 21 2014, 8:12a
8.21.14 OT: Take a message
Posted on Aug 21 2014, 8:11a
Enjoyed this
Commented on Texas Rangers prospects: Kiley McDaniel reviews the Rangers prospects on Aug 20 2014, 7:21p - 1 reply
you all are one depressing bunch
Commented on Game 126 Game Day Thread - Texas Rangers at Miami Marlins on Aug 20 2014, 1:17p - 1 reply
Ain't she a beautiful sight
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Aug 19 2014, 1:34p
fuck the angels...
Commented on Game 122 Game Day Thread - Anaheim Angels at Texas Rangers on Aug 15 2014, 8:31p - 1 reply
and snow machines i imagine
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 7:19p
drank a lot of this
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 5:47p - 1 reply
Whistler had snowboarding in July when we went
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 5:46p - 2 replies
Dat RR lineup
Commented on Texas Rangers bring up Jon Edwards, option Robbie Ross on Aug 15 2014, 5:45p
Gotta be better than Stillwater though right?
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 4:54p - 1 reply
A short 45 minutes to Tulsa. Tulsa!
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 4:51p - 2 replies
hope you're doing well, IANF
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 4:50p
The fourth-funniest man on late night?
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 3:58p - 1 reply
notbahd
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 12:29p
man I love the North Texas State Fair
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 11:22a
Never really knew about Bucee's beyond the signs before I moved down here
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 11:05a
teach them all how to weld!
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 10:57a - 3 replies
*is
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 10:52a - 1 reply
nope, in fact this appears to confirm that he indeed black
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 10:52a - 3 replies
Bright side: you can all actually fit on a tailgate.
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 10:51a - 1 reply
go to a bar and then a hotel
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 10:38a
oh dear
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 10:38a
I'd be surprised if they don't already do this to some extent.
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 10:13a - 1 reply
i'd spend all day on the toilet reading
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 9:51a
feeble, insipid
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 9:41a - 2 replies
might be rite
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 9:39a - 1 reply
mite?
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 9:35a - 2 replies
got a little crunk last night
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 9:34a - 2 replies
phyu
Commented on Yu Darvish's elbow inflammation is "mild" on Aug 15 2014, 9:28a
no kidding
Commented on 08.15.14 OT - 100 Years Ago Today.... on Aug 15 2014, 9:09a - 1 reply
you son of a bitch
Commented on Robbie Ross up, Nate Adcock optioned on Aug 14 2014, 8:29p
not allowed by my job to work more
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 4:25p - 2 replies
10 hour?
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 4:04p - 1 reply
good whatever
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 1:40p
No Subject
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 1:39p - 2 replies
Now you're catching on!
Commented on Thursday Morning Links on Aug 14 2014, 12:05p - 1 reply
fuck that
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 10:41a
I like a little granola or oatmeal in the morning to fix that.
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 10:27a
there are too many ways people play too
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 10:26a - 1 reply
That would be Arlington.
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 10:18a
aw
Commented on Thursday Morning Links on Aug 14 2014, 10:00a
That's Deborah from West West to you.
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 9:56a - 1 reply
things fall apart
Commented on Thursday Morning Links on Aug 14 2014, 9:50a - 1 reply
nip
Commented on Afternoon OT: 8/13/14 Mars One on Aug 13 2014, 5:42p - 2 replies
it's okay I still love you
Commented on Afternoon OT: 8/13/14 Mars One on Aug 13 2014, 4:53p
Just made a massive Facebook friend purge
Commented on Afternoon OT: 8/13/14 Mars One on Aug 13 2014, 4:31p - 4 replies
A dozen here
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 2:08p
only if they're fatties
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 2:05p
I know the name
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 10:28a
That's the Mizzou Tiger spirit!
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 10:14a
Y'all can watch, it's fine.
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 10:00a - 2 replies
z
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 9:25a - 1 reply
Everyone have a good day.
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 9:09a - 3 replies
lol
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Aug 12 2014, 3:00p
classy ad showing that beaten porn star
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Aug 12 2014, 12:44p - 2 replies
No wonder it's a tankless job.
Commented on 8/12 OT: Man mails himself to Texas on Aug 12 2014, 11:17a - 1 reply
doubt it
Commented on Tailgate 9: Updated with ticket info on Aug 12 2014, 9:11a - 1 reply
so a bunch of other drivers avoided him?
Commented on 08.11.14 OT - What's In a Name? on Aug 11 2014, 12:06p - 1 reply
for September 27th vs. Athletics at 7 PM
Voted on Aug 11 2014, 12:05p
yeah, you have to be an aggressive asshole to be a stock car driver in the first place
Commented on 08.11.14 OT - What's In a Name? on Aug 11 2014, 9:46a
shits cray about Tony Stewart
Commented on 08.11.14 OT - What's In a Name? on Aug 11 2014, 9:37a - 3 replies
Cops kill people all the time
Commented on 08.11.14 OT - What's In a Name? on Aug 11 2014, 9:15a - 1 reply
Shoulda never let Leno come back
Commented on Game 115 Game Day Thread - Texas Rangers at Houston Astros on Aug 8 2014, 8:50p
Bad job today everyone.
Commented on Evening OT: We've gone full Blake on Aug 8 2014, 5:55p - 1 reply
I can't wait until the "Players who appeared on the 2014 Texas Rangers active roster" Sporcle quiz.
Commented on Williams DFA'd and Soto activated on Aug 8 2014, 5:47p - 1 reply
My sexual gratification is of no concern of yours, BTO.
Commented on 8/8/14 OT - Friday Swimwear on Aug 8 2014, 3:31p
Not really... actually was trying to show a little initiative in pointing out a weakness in our sales system
Commented on 8/8/14 OT - Friday Swimwear on Aug 8 2014, 2:22p
I just caused a lot of consternation in my office
Commented on 8/8/14 OT - Friday Swimwear on Aug 8 2014, 2:19p - 1 reply
Any word on coed smashing privileges?
Commented on 8/8/14 OT - Friday Swimwear on Aug 8 2014, 12:53p - 2 replies
what? like married men have to leave their wives and families?
Commented on 8/8/14 OT - Friday Swimwear on Aug 8 2014, 12:32p - 2 replies
it had some moments
Commented on 8/8/14 OT - Friday Swimwear on Aug 8 2014, 12:30p
He was funny as the coked out asshole in This Is The End
Commented on 8/8/14 OT - Friday Swimwear on Aug 8 2014, 12:14p - 2 replies
yeah we're well into the sixth season
Commented on 8/8/14 OT - Friday Swimwear on Aug 8 2014, 11:22a
It's great for binge watching if you get the right show.
Commented on 8/8/14 OT - Friday Swimwear on Aug 8 2014, 11:06a - 1 reply
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