So, not to start a religious debate or anything, but this is just a little bit creepy.

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/nl/rockies/2006-05-30-rockies-cover_x.htm

This is from last May, but it's the same team - reminds me of the early-90s Cowboys, except guided by Pete Coors rather than Jerry Jones. And no Playboy?! C'mon!

Apparently, the Kansas City Star has a system to evaluate Gil Meche and determine whether or not he lives up to his contract. So far - Gil wins!!!

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/story/273026.html

This kind of makes me throw up in my mouth a bit. My only solace is that, if he keeps doing well, I can laugh at the fact that he's toiling away in obscurity in Kansas City.