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joel311

  • joined Jun 11, 2008
  • last login Jul 29, 2014
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Fantasy Football: Outside The Box Draft Strategy

The RB/RB or RB/WR draft strategy has been popular since I started playing Fantasy Football 5 years ago. While this is a solid draft strategy, especially at the top of the pick order, it is not...

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Fantasy Key Waiver Wire Pickups Week 3

It's that time again folks! What time you say? It's about 11:00 AM Eastern time. Have a good one! . . . Just playing! It's time for the Week 3 installment of Key Waiver Wire Pickups! There...

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Fantasy Key Waiver Wire Pickups Week 3

It's that time again folks! What time you say? It's about 11:00 AM Eastern time. Have a good one! . . . Just playing! It's time for the Week 3 installment of Key Waiver Wire Pickups! There...

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Top 10 reasons why Canada is so G-R-E-A-T

10. Decriminalized Marijuana 9. Hosers 8. Beers 7. Funny hats with ear flaps 6. Hockey? 5. They provide The Bills with a fanbase 4. My Avatar 3. Not very many mosquitoes 2. Even they can't...

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Anish_B15, aka SHIVA THE DESTROYER

is a force to be reckoned with. I made the mistake of crossing paths with a vengeful deity and it dropped bombs on me like I was the personification of Pakistan. I beseech you, oh Great One,...

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Bill Moody should be in jail!

The curb stomp he applied to me was criminal! My pride looks like Whitney Houston after Bobby Brown got angry. Never again will I "backtalk", Bill. I'm sorry, it was my fault! I deserved it......

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Yakov is Russian for Adonis of Football

A week ago, I attempted to best a man with otherworldly knowledge in what us mere mortals refer to as "The NFL Draft". I was lucky to get away with my life. Now, every time I dare to dream, I...

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socalphinfanatic is a DRAFT GOD

He handily bested me in what first appeared to be a battle of intellect, but ended up being him mercilessly beating a child without cognitive capabilities. I tip my hat to you sage of all that is...

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Crow Tastes Like Ireland's Baked Chicken

I will be posting 5 crow-eating fanshots next week, once a day Monday through Friday. And even though Fr8 and I didn't have an official bet, I'll still accept his penance lol

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Let's Bet - Tannehill Will Not Be Drafted By Us

I can't wait for tomorrow to happen because then the 85% of people who honestly think Ireland will draft a second-rate QB prospect #8 overall will eat some crow. I will make a wager with up to 5...

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Key Fantasy Waiver Pickups

For those of you still playing in Fantasy Football, this would be your Super Bowl week. My Super Bowl week is two weeks long... I hate this league. Anyway, there are a lot of key acquisitions to be...

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Need Fantasy Football Advice?

One of my favorite weekly posts, Start 'em and Sit 'em, does not appear to be going up this week. If anybody is having trouble deciding whom to start in this very important playoff week, I'll be...

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Phinsider Week 4 Picks (Pre-Game Show)!

I'd like to thank Brantner78 (), rintintinsoldier (), and phinsphan85() for taking time out of their weeks to help me do this! In the coming weeks, this will transition into more of a pre-game...

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Phinsider Week 4 Picks Prelude

This is something Matty used to do every week that I liked, so I felt I would pick it up since nobody else seems to want to.  Plus, I love this kind of thing! I will be picking who I think will...

"Well yeah, I guess before we had the lockout, Jake went in and told Jeff Ireland I’ll do it, I’ll...

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"Well yeah, I guess before we had the lockout, Jake went in and told Jeff Ireland I’ll do it, I’ll get us going and they trusted Jake with him being the team captain. So we’ll see today, but I think he did a good job getting the word out." So much for Henne being in charge.

Orton Named Broncos' Starter

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So much for that backup plan!

"Dear Henne apologists, Go away." - Joel311

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"Dear Henne apologists, Go away." - Joel311

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Why FanShots Do Not Receive Enough Attention

One of the most common gripes from regulars around here is whether a post should be made a FanShot or a FanPost.  Many, myself included, believe a short post containing a link to another article,...

Dolphins Looking Into Stanford's Harbaugh

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Since I already have a fanshot up, I'm just going to add this thought here: We need to keep in perspective that we played 10 games this season against playoff teams. We played once against a hot Lions team that ended the season 4-0 (which doesn't make that loss look as bad) and The Bills have put up points all season. We also lost to a Browns team that beat the Patriots and narrowly missed beating The Jets in OT. We had probably the toughest schedule in The NFL. I still would want Harbaugh over Sparano though :) Discuss!

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And with the 27th pick of the 2010 NFL Draft, The Miami Dolphins select...

With all the talk of both Earl Thomas' visits and a potential swap of first round picks with Dallas, it seems increasingly likely that we will be trading down our 12th pick in the 2010 NFL Draft...

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Pat White - Too Soon to Tell.

While reading the comments on Matty's latest article, I noticed that a lot of people feel that the "Pat White Experiment" is over.  The main argument presented is that Pat White has not completed a...

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Today, Ricky Williams will accumulate

200 yards from scrimmage and will score at least 2 TDs.  The only thing that has held Ricky back is sharing the load with Ronnie.  Ronnie is the best Wildcat QB to be sure, but every other aspect...

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Today we see The Wild Pat

This has to be the game for which they have been saving Pat White.  To all of you people who think White is a waste, do you honestly think Sparano gives him one or two snaps and then pulls him off...

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Matt Roth - Is he really injured?

I read an article about a month ago that questioned whether Roth was injured, or just holding out for more money.  It was shady how it all went down with Sparano not knowing anything about his...

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Season By Season Perspective: Ted Ginn

Ted Ginn is catching a lot of unwarranted flak for Indy's game.  I just want to put not only his progress from 2008 into perspective, but also his role on the team. 

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Now that The Jets and The Bills look legitimate,

our schedule got much worse.  It's sad when we have to look forward to playing Tampa Bay as our only "easy" game in the first half of the season.  At least we have Jacksonville in December!! I...

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Indianapolis Signs Hank Basket

Peyton now has another deep threat.  I just hope Will Allen can handle him.  Story can be found here. Indianapolis has signed former Philadelphia receiver Hank Baskett to take Gonzalez's place,...

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