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Uhh, Pelican Brewery has a restaurant in Pacific city that's family friendly and stocks some pretty good beers if that's your thing.
Commented on
6/7 Off Topic FanPost of Doom
on Jun 17 2013, 7:25p
This place?
Commented on
6/7 Off Topic FanPost of Doom
on Jun 17 2013, 6:30p -
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RIFT just went free to play, and it's easily the best of the WoW clones I've played.
Commented on
6/7 Off Topic FanPost of Doom
on Jun 17 2013, 12:44p
Kingdom of Loathing
Recommended on Jun 17 2013, 12:44p
Zips expects pretty much the exact same thing out of both Shoppach and Blanco over the rest of the year.
Commented on
Mariners DFA Kelly Shoppach, Sign Henry Blanco
on Jun 15 2013, 4:31a -
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Jesus Montero's ceiling is really high.
Commented on
Mariners DFA Kelly Shoppach, Sign Henry Blanco
on Jun 15 2013, 4:24a
The difference in wins between Shoppach and Blanco between now and the end of the year is probably less than 1 as well.
Commented on
Mariners DFA Kelly Shoppach, Sign Henry Blanco
on Jun 14 2013, 7:19p
His numbers right now aren't really that different than his career numbers.
Commented on
Mariners DFA Kelly Shoppach, Sign Henry Blanco
on Jun 14 2013, 5:28p -
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I was actually thinking last night that I couldn't remember the last time Kelly Shoppach didn't strike out or bunt when he was up at the plate.
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Mariners DFA Kelly Shoppach, Sign Henry Blanco
on Jun 14 2013, 5:16p -
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Shoppach has struck out 36% of the time, hasn't walked, hasn't hit for power, and has posted a BABIP of .300, so it's not like he's been getting unlucky or anything.
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Mariners DFA Kelly Shoppach, Sign Henry Blanco
on Jun 14 2013, 5:14p -
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I think Pujols has also had a bunch of elbow troubles, so moving him to a position with less throwing was probably a good idea.
Commented on
On Dustin Ackley's Progress
on Jun 14 2013, 1:39p
Jim Thome was a shortstop!
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On Dustin Ackley's Progress
on Jun 14 2013, 1:12p -
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Yeah, that's what I've heard.
Commented on
6/7 Off Topic FanPost of Doom
on Jun 13 2013, 5:23p
Isn't that actually a thing though?
Commented on
The Share of Blame, and Trying to Understand Things We Cannot
on Jun 13 2013, 3:51p -
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Seager is hitting about as well as Adrian Beltre, who's currently the best hitter on the Rangers.
Commented on
The Share of Blame, and Trying to Understand Things We Cannot
on Jun 13 2013, 3:45p
Uhh, refresh for this comment, accidentally put the link as an image tag instead of a link.
Commented on
29-38: Chart, Recap, Chartcap
on Jun 13 2013, 3:39p
Bleep Bloop.
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29-38: Chart, Recap, Chartcap
on Jun 13 2013, 3:38p -
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So, not to sound demeaning, but "today", I learned from "some random dude on the internet" that there's a great way to use these things called "quotes" to come off as a real "patronizing douchebag"
Recommended on Jun 13 2013, 12:41p
He's OPSing 1.110 in Tacoma!
Commented on
Dustin Ackley, Outfielder
on Jun 13 2013, 12:41p
Eric Wedge?
Commented on
6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 13 2013, 12:38p -
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I wish David Aardsma never exploded. He was nifty, and even though he gave up crazy amounts of long fly balls, never felt as useless as League or Wilhelmson does now.
Commented on
29-38: Chart, Recap, Chartcap
on Jun 13 2013, 12:36p -
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He hasn't really looked good all year.
Commented on
29-38: Chart, Recap, Chartcap
on Jun 13 2013, 12:34p
He was throwing bendy 12-6 pitches to Jesus Montero last year too, and was way, way better.
Commented on
29-38: Chart, Recap, Chartcap
on Jun 13 2013, 12:30p -
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I think you can just drop the Mariners part from that.
Commented on
6/7 Off Topic FanPost of Doom
on Jun 13 2013, 12:27p
11 year olds weren't yet born during the WTC attack.
Commented on
Mike Zunino and The Moment
on Jun 13 2013, 12:25p
I couldn't remember when the Rule 5 draft happened in relation to the season.
Commented on
Mike Zunino and The Moment
on Jun 13 2013, 12:24p
Considering I can actually still remember previous seasons, this is not true at all.
Recommended on Jun 13 2013, 12:22p
If no one can get anyone out, yes.
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6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 13 2013, 12:55a -
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He doesn't have any pitches that work.
Commented on
6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 13 2013, 12:51a
I hope the roof gets stuck and they have to revert to the last full inning played.
Commented on
6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 13 2013, 12:50a
I haven't had faith in Whilhelmson for months.
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6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 13 2013, 12:40a -
1 reply
That's a lot of money spent on jerseys. =/
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6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 13 2013, 12:35a -
1 reply
If a ball is going to hit you, offering at the ball and pulling back Look really close.
Commented on
6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 13 2013, 12:33a -
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I think this one.
Commented on
6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 13 2013, 12:26a
Well, that luckily all worked out, even though the first base ump is stupid.
Commented on
6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 13 2013, 12:14a
All our Hopes and Dreams.
Commented on
6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 13 2013, 12:11a
Let's checkmate 'em!
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6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 12 2013, 11:58p -
1 reply
Lets get some points!
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6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 12 2013, 11:53p -
1 reply
Should of leaned into one.
Commented on
6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 12 2013, 11:20p
That should have been a Zunino RBI =/
Commented on
6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 12 2013, 11:13p
I find it surprising that Raul Ibanez hasn't hit 300 homeruns yet.
Commented on
6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 12 2013, 11:09p
The two jerseys I own are a Dustin Ackley and a Jose Lopez. Second baseman without dance moves are ok with me.
Commented on
6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 12 2013, 11:07p
Since he is a Mariner's second baseman, I am hugely high on Nick Franklin!
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6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 12 2013, 11:03p -
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Uhh, Outfielders don't allow groundball singles?
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6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 12 2013, 11:00p -
2 replies
The other way around.
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6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 12 2013, 11:00p -
1 reply
Working like 20 less hours a week helps!
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6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 12 2013, 10:55p -
1 reply
Kyle Seager Jr. is going to send someone back in time to have relations with his mother and conceive him?
Commented on
6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 12 2013, 10:53p -
1 reply
I think that's the acronym for George RR Martin's next book.
Commented on
6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 12 2013, 10:48p -
1 reply
I thought baby Seager was all our hopes and dreams?
Commented on
6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 12 2013, 10:46p -
1 reply
Adam Moore is way, way more able than Bantz.
Commented on
6/12: Open Game Thread
on Jun 12 2013, 10:44p
Haven't you already graduated like 3 times in the past month
Recommended on Jun 12 2013, 10:28p
He's still probably not "Manny Rameriez with no legs" bad at defense, even if he did fall off a cliff.
Commented on
Mike Zunino and The Moment
on Jun 12 2013, 8:38p
Awwww.
Commented on
6/7 Off Topic FanPost of Doom
on Jun 12 2013, 8:36p -
1 reply
I'm content with Ackley being a plus defensive second basemen when everyone was saying he'd be the Raul Ibanez of second base.
Commented on
6/7 Off Topic FanPost of Doom
on Jun 12 2013, 8:33p
He was one, but then he started feeling elbow pain, diagnosed with inflamation, was held out most of last year, and hasn't been very good since coming back.
Commented on
Mike Zunino and The Moment
on Jun 12 2013, 8:28p
That would be a -5 WAR/150 pace on defense.
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Mike Zunino and The Moment
on Jun 12 2013, 7:51p -
1 reply
Welcome to being barely an adult.
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Mike Zunino and The Moment
on Jun 12 2013, 7:34p -
1 reply
That was quick.
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6/7 Off Topic FanPost of Doom
on Jun 12 2013, 7:34p -
1 reply
I loved the Pineda Montero trade, and knowing what we did then, I'd do it again.
Commented on
Mike Zunino and The Moment
on Jun 12 2013, 7:32p -
2 replies
You're missing a couple of notable trades.
Commented on
Mike Zunino and The Moment
on Jun 12 2013, 7:31p -
3 replies
We won 70 more games than we lost!
Commented on
Mike Zunino and The Moment
on Jun 12 2013, 7:16p
He has value as a warm body sure.
Commented on
Mike Zunino and The Moment
on Jun 12 2013, 6:53p
Uhh, looks like I got the same numbers as you.
Commented on
Mike Zunino and The Moment
on Jun 12 2013, 6:44p
Including this year, I get 1673-1726 from 1992 to present (Only counting the regular season), which is .492
Commented on
Mike Zunino and The Moment
on Jun 12 2013, 6:43p -
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Josh Kinney is a 34 year old replacement level player.
Commented on
Mike Zunino and The Moment
on Jun 12 2013, 6:18p -
1 reply
Hilariously, Jason Bay.
Commented on
Mike Zunino and The Moment
on Jun 12 2013, 4:54p
I especially miss the et cetera twins.
Recommended on Jun 12 2013, 4:25p
Lincoln and Armstrong were in charge during the franchise's only successes.
Commented on
Mike Zunino and The Moment
on Jun 12 2013, 4:09p -
1 reply
His HR/FB is slightly above his career.
Commented on
Mike Zunino and The Moment
on Jun 12 2013, 3:26p
Uhh, I don't know if it's why, but I think if he wasn't, he'd be exposed to the Rule 5 draft this year?
Commented on
Mike Zunino and The Moment
on Jun 12 2013, 3:23p -
1 reply
Dave Cameron is only human. Jeff Sullivan is only human.
Recommended on Jun 12 2013, 3:08p
Giving the Lego people dialog made me really sad.
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6/7 Off Topic FanPost of Doom
on Jun 12 2013, 1:53p -
1 reply
Battle of Five armies and then I think stuff that happens between the Hobbit and Fellowship of the Ring is covered?
Commented on
6/7 Off Topic FanPost of Doom
on Jun 12 2013, 1:51p -
1 reply
As it got more and more shootery, and took out more and more customization, I got less and less impressed.
Commented on
6/7 Off Topic FanPost of Doom
on Jun 12 2013, 1:50p
When did Dave Cameron start writing like he was Geoff Baker?
Commented on
Mike Zunino and The Moment
on Jun 12 2013, 1:41p -
4 replies
Whats stopping EA from doing more on the XBox One than Microsoft provides?
Commented on
6/7 Off Topic FanPost of Doom
on Jun 12 2013, 1:05a
Didnt that originally belong to Gaylord Perry?
Commented on
6/11: Open Game Thread
on Jun 11 2013, 11:51p -
2 replies
Mass Effect is like Fable, in that each one got worse and worse. =/
Commented on
6/7 Off Topic FanPost of Doom
on Jun 11 2013, 7:59p -
3 replies
Also, Exception that proves the Rule doesn't work that way.
Commented on
6/7 Off Topic FanPost of Doom
on Jun 11 2013, 7:56p -
1 reply
Yep!
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6/7 Off Topic FanPost of Doom
on Jun 11 2013, 7:55p -
1 reply
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