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Remember that? That was cool.

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I blame everything about Matt Cain's struggles to throw strikes on Buster Posey.

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Am I the only one who gets cannibalism vibes from this?

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Yeah, I know Return of Jafar was the second movie. DEAL WITH IT.

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SIGN HIM SABES! COME ON GIANTS BRASS WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???

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Blah blah blah, Bengie Molina two homers, three year extension, RIP Buster Posey, etc etc

Pablo Sandoval

#48 / Third Base / San Francisco Giants

Height: 5-11

Weight: 245

Bats: B

Throws: R

Born: Aug 11, 1986

The really important thing here is that Pablo Sandoval is a BAMF. The really cool thing about his season, I think, is how consistently good he's been this year. His lowest BA in a month? .298. His lowest OPS in a month (after tonight's outburst)? .790. His K/BB the last two months? 24:22. He's special, folks, and only getting better.

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Jeff Baker looks into his helmet for the answer to beating Matt Cain.

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Have I ever mentioned that I really like Matt Cain?

I'm posting this from my freakin' phone so y'all better appreciate it.

So, the Mayor invited me to go to the game with him tonight and also to the "Chalk Talk" before the game with a couple of the most important people in the Giants org, namely Brian "At the End of the Day Doin' his Due Diligence Kickin' the Tires" Sabean, Dick "I Has a Mustache" Tidrow and Bobby "They Don't Actually Let Me Talk Because I'm Smarter Than Both of Them" Evans.

It was, well... I don't think illuminating or educational is the right word. Frustrating, yes. Hilarious at times. And mildly interesting. I took notes, which I will now write up for the pleasure of you all.

WARNING: LONG POST IS LONG.

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It was all downhill from here.

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The beginning of the Buster Posey era: anti-climactic.

The sequel to Bowkermania 2009: like Die Hard 2 compared to Die Hard 1.

The Giants losing 3-0 to one of the ugliest lineups I've ever seen: Priceless. :')

Sorry for the apparent lack of mods again. I went to the game with the Mayor, as well as the "Chalk Talk" with Brian Sabean before the game. I'm going to write it up in a fanpost shortly.

Spoiler Alert!!!! 

(LOL)

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Bengie Molina contemplates his level of suck. Or what he's going to eat after the game. It's like a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure, you decide!

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Meh.