http://www.sbnation.comhttp://www.sbnation.com/users/jtabor Posts made by jtabor on SB Nation http://www.burntorangenation.com/2008/9/22/619858/mark-schlabach-s-incredibl jtabor Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:00:54 -0000 <p>This article (linked below) is exactly why I can't stand to read the crap spewn out by national writers (the same illuminati who vote for the Heisman trophy and the AP poll, mind you).&nbsp; In his rundown of competition for the BigXII title, Schlabach utterly ignores Texas, giving the title to Oklahoma because they have a better defense than Mizzou and Tech. &nbsp;</p> <p>As many people have noted already this year, it's great to be flying under the radar for once, but come on Schlabach.&nbsp; Texas is a legitimate Top 10 team who has manhandled 3 early opponents and has a dominant quarterback who is probably playing the best football in the country alongside Chase Daniel.</p> <p>http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/notebook?page=notebook/onthemark0922</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> http://www.burntorangenation.com/2007/10/1/18330/2896 jtabor Mon, 01 Oct 2007 22:38:51 -0000 <p>Follow this simple list of rules and make Saturday October 6 all that much less painful</p> <p>The rules:<br /> Take a drink every time:</p><p>on offense:<br /> -we throw a pass 5 yds or less<br /> -colt gets straight up jacked and lands on his right shoulder<br /> -we run a 'zone no read' slow developing hand off to jamal charles<br /> -colt's pass is tipped at the line<br /> -we have a 1st and goal inside the 3 yard line and get stuffed on 3 consecutive runs up the middle and are forced to make a decision on 4th and goal<br /> -mack brown mentions the wind during a half time or postgame interview<br /> -we bring chiles in, put him at WR, attempt to use him to throw a WR pass and it gets stuffed because it's so fucking obvious<br /> -we pass short on 1st and 10, run jamal charles out of the shotgun on 2nd and long, throw a pass short of the 1st down marker on 3rd down, punt on 4th down<br /> -limas sweed drops a pass<br /> -colt audibles at the line and the resulting pass is jumped by a defender who either intercepts the ball or has it hit him right in the chest<br /> -the announcers mention that texas may want to start throwing downfield<br /> -jermichael finley is not utilized for 12 or more consecutive plays<br /> -we do not run a play action pass for 12 or more consecutive plays<br /> -chiles runs for a first down, is removed from the game and not seen for 3 more drives<br /> -colt underthrows a deep ball<br /> -colt throws a wobbly spiral<br /> -jamal charles fumbles</p><p>on defense:<br /> -a starting linebacker (killebrew, bobino, derry) is completely and utterly stuffed on an attempted blitz<br /> -a starting linebacker misses a tackle<br /> -a starting linebacker gets to sam bradford a step late<br /> -a starting linebacker cannot shed a block and gets completely absorbed and neutralized on a play<br /> -a great play is made by one of our backup linebackers (norton, muckelroy, kindle)<br /> -an OU receiver catches a ball without a texas DB in the field of view<br /> -an OU running play works well and bob stoops continues to run it successfully all game with no adjustment by our defensive coaches</p>