I like Jon Wells and think the Mariners should give Brandon Haveman another shot before some team does and will usually succeed with our cast-offs. Though I feel this would be referenced on the landing sparingly if done during Z's rein, much like the Fister trade, Morse trade, and a much feared James Paxton swap. While I was not saddened by the former at the time, it only reiterates my belief that nobody is above a dirty sex joke that involves the expansive manipulation of female genitals for pleasure.