SB Nation User Blog: kenshin1

Open Game Day Thread part 2: threadophobia

kenshin1 — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 02:03:50 -0000

There is a bugabear hanging over this game: The dodgers players roast sweet innocent babes alive in a giant pit fueled by the all that is evil.

There I said it.

OT: Apple killed the Music player.

kenshin1 — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 03:12:25 -0000

OT: Apple killed the Music player.

I HATE the new itunes. I find the layout of songs by album far less intuitive than the previous versions. I also mourn the death of the shuffle feature which I have grown to love. Am I being a reactionary Luddite or does the new itunes truly suck?

Open Gameday 9/13: Threadfather part 2

kenshin1 — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 02:49:20 -0000

If the Giants each had to play a role in the godfather universe, they would do so in the following manner: Lincecum would be Michael, Cain would be Sonny, Eugenio would be Fredo and Zito would be Sofia Coppola.

Open Gameday Thread 9/7 part 2: The Thread Warrior

kenshin1 — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 21:31:34 -0000

In a shocking move, ESPN has learned that the Giants have called up 1 hour old zygote, Mark Lively, to the bigs. Citing Lively's plate presence and precocious development, Sabean told this reporter that he anticipates great success for the young ball player. Some critics have called the move premature, saying Lively has neither a functioning central nervous system nor actual limbs but Sabean dismisses these criticisms as mutterings from fringe fans. His response "we just couldn't afford to wait any longer. After all, Lively will be a blastocyst in 3 days".

Game Day IV: Game Day, A New Hope

kenshin1 — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:05:21 -0000

In Soviet Russia, Coors Field hates you.

Open Gameday Thread, 8/13 Part 2: Threads in Paradise

kenshin1 — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:13:25 -0000

Jose Castillo ranks shockingly low on the list of distainable Giants. If you think about it, Castillo was essentially Pedro Feliz without the all world defense. Perhaps brevity makes the heart grow fonder?

Go Giants!

Open Gameday Thread, 8/12 Part 2: Threadaggedon

kenshin1 — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:16:11 -0000

The thought of Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum spending the primes of their respective careers on a team that scores run like Natto scores chicks makes me sad inside.

edit: BRAD AUSMUS HAS STOLEN CHRISTMAS, HANNUKAH AND JOY. HE MUST DIE. What the hell, man.

Open Game Thread 8/10 part 2: The Threadocalypse

kenshin1 — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 20:50:56 -0000

In a Sabean Vs Colletti head-to-head no holds barred matchup of who has the more ignominious trading history, I think Sabean wins by a nose. Of course, he has been doing this for longer and is probably nearing the end of his Giants tenure so.... I like Colletti's upside.

Open Gameday Thread 6/24 Part duo

kenshin1 — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:46:25 -0000

Sanchez's emergence as a legitimate major league starter has been one of the bright spots this season.

Open Gameday thread 6/7 redux

kenshin1 — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 00:18:56 -0000

0-0 game in the 5th. Testament to two tremendous pitching performances or indictment of two woeful offenses? Your opinion speaks volumes on the type of person you are.