Commented If the purpose of an Offensive Coordinator was to shovel donuts down his pie hole, I'd be interested too. on OTTOTD: The Jim Bates is Fired Edition on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 4:39 PM EST

Commented Do not want. on OTTOTD: The Jim Bates is Fired Edition on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 4:11 PM EST

Commented Hell no, they're white. They love hurricanes. on OTTOTD: The Jim Bates is Fired Edition on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 4:09 PM EST

Commented I guess, but I wouldn't want to bring down a sealed box with an Evan Longoria modeled dildo for him to sign. That might be a bit much. on OTTOTD: The Jim Bates is Fired Edition on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 4:08 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented Longo officially on the cover of 2K10 is like him signing with the Yankees. I can't imagine a worse possible fate. on OTTOTD: The Jim Bates is Fired Edition on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 4:01 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented Why does the URL still point to the godaddy parked page? on OTTOTD: The Jim Bates is Fired Edition on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 2:32 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented THE ARISTOCRATS! on OTTOTD: The Jim Bates is Fired Edition on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 12:43 PM EST

Commented I do enjoy referring to your mom as 'sis', so yeah I guess that's accurate. on OTTOTD: The Jim Bates is Fired Edition on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 11:54 AM EST

Commented Not being snotty; I was trying to turn your 'on the Ray Team' comment into something more literal. Clearly it didn't work. on OTTOTD: The Jim Bates is Fired Edition on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 11:52 AM EST (1 reply)

Commented Here is a young pretty (at least then) girl, with Elijah Dukes, holding his big stick. on OTTOTD: The Jim Bates is Fired Edition on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 11:51 AM EST (1 reply)

Commented So this be where the white women at. on OTTOTD: The Jim Bates is Fired Edition on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 11:43 AM EST (3 replies)

Commented Fantastic. on OTTOTD: The Jim Bates is Fired Edition on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 11:17 AM EST (1 reply)

Commented She's an attention whore who the Rays would show on TV all the time last year. on OTTOTD: The Jim Bates is Fired Edition on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 11:09 AM EST (1 reply)

Commented My spider-sense is tingling when I hover over this link. on OTTOTD: The Jim Bates is Fired Edition on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 11:05 AM EST

Commented Fuck that, I'm team...uh...whoever the other guy is. on OTTOTD: The Jim Bates is Fired Edition on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 11:04 AM EST

Commented ... Can I borrow them? on OTTOTD: The Jim Bates is Fired Edition on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 11:03 AM EST (1 reply)

Commented It would be Twilight. That's the new verb for totally gay. on OTTOTD: The Jim Bates is Fired Edition on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 11:02 AM EST (1 reply)

Commented HE'S SO CLEVER WORKING THE DRYWALL REFERENCE on OTTOTD: The Jim Bates is Fired Edition on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 11:02 AM EST (1 reply)

Commented I wouldn't blame you for not knowing how many games are left. on OTTOTD: The Jim Bates is Fired Edition on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 11:01 AM EST (1 reply)

Commented ... on OTTOTD: The Jim Bates is Fired Edition on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 11:00 AM EST (1 reply)

Commented Mercifully, it's 6. on OTTOTD: The Jim Bates is Fired Edition on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 10:59 AM EST (1 reply)

Commented I might as well just get this out of the way now: on An Interview With Jonah Keri on DRaysBay - 11/24/09 10:13 AM EST (1 reply)

Commented Your response has a number of distortions of truth and misinterpretations of quotes, so let me correct them. on A Not-So Theoretical Theoretical on DRaysBay - 11/23/09 11:52 PM EST (2 replies)

Commented I think my biggest irritant to these kinds of issues is how overblown the negative value of a bad-attitude player really is. on A Not-So Theoretical Theoretical on DRaysBay - 11/23/09 4:21 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented It would have been watching a bad sumo contest. on A Not-So Theoretical Theoretical on DRaysBay - 11/23/09 4:12 PM EST

Commented I gave you Courics. If you want another unit of measurement, you could use Twilights. on A Poll For Fun on DRaysBay - 11/23/09 4:10 PM EST

Commented On the plus side, it's no longer blatently obvious to find Mark Topkin's 1st place vote. on Ben Zobrist Finishes 8th in AL MVP Voting on DRaysBay - 11/23/09 4:09 PM EST

Commented Maddon effect did not improve :)% on A Not-So Theoretical Theoretical on DRaysBay - 11/23/09 4:02 PM EST

Commented The claim was that teams like the Yankees were paying out $100 mill to teams like the Devil Rays. on Revenue Sharing Numbers on DRaysBay - 11/23/09 11:11 AM EST (2 replies)

Voted for Two handfuls on DRaysBay - 11/23/09 8:42 AM EST

Commented It's worth about 2 Courics. on A Poll For Fun on DRaysBay - 11/23/09 8:41 AM EST

Commented ...Yeah I hate the '2nd half star' players. Aubrey Huff loved to do that. on The Official Free Agency and Rosterbation 2010 Hot Stove Season Thread a.k.a. The Thread to End All... on DRaysBay - 11/21/09 5:54 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented Why aren't you dead yet? on The Official Free Agency and Rosterbation 2010 Hot Stove Season Thread a.k.a. The Thread to End All... on DRaysBay - 11/21/09 1:16 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented I just didn't think he had enough time to be at the top. Carlos the destroyer. on The Rays’ All-Time Offensive Leaderboard: The Sabremetric Edition on DRaysBay - 11/21/09 10:23 AM EST

Voted for Carl Crawford on DRaysBay - 11/21/09 10:21 AM EST

Commented I just ran this through Kalkman's trade calcluator and confirmed that I am indeed an idiot. on Should The Rays Trade Carlos Pena? on DRaysBay - 11/20/09 6:38 PM EST

Commented Do a piece on what would have been with Greg Norton on OTTOTD 11/20: I'm not dead yet edition on DRaysBay - 11/20/09 1:55 PM EST

Commented We can blame it on the Greeks. on An Interview with Tampa Bay Rays Director of Pro Scouting Matt Arnold on DRaysBay - 11/20/09 12:28 PM EST

Commented Fantastic interview Tommy, hopefully we'll be able to hear some more from Matt going forward. on An Interview with Tampa Bay Rays Director of Pro Scouting Matt Arnold on DRaysBay - 11/20/09 12:27 PM EST

Commented I'm not sure what the problem is with this post. I would have put it a bit more eloquently, but I pretty much agree with what's being said. on OTTOTD 11/20: I'm not dead yet edition on DRaysBay - 11/20/09 12:18 PM EST

Commented Not sure. on OTTOTD 11/20: I'm not dead yet edition on DRaysBay - 11/20/09 12:12 PM EST

Voted for Matt Garza on DRaysBay - 11/20/09 11:54 AM EST

Commented NFC = the new Arena Football League on OTTOTD 11/19: LOL @ AL Davis and the Raiders Edition on DRaysBay - 11/19/09 3:40 PM EST

Commented Yeah, votes takes the viewer to the poll for that day. on The Greatest (Devil) Rays to Ever Wear... #25 on DRaysBay - 11/19/09 3:36 PM EST

Commented Carlos will win this one in a runaway on The Greatest Devil Rays to Ever Wear... #23 on DRaysBay - 11/19/09 3:34 PM EST

Voted for Carlos Pena on DRaysBay - 11/19/09 3:31 PM EST

Commented As dumb as this sounds, Brett Farve's biggest contribution to the Vikings has been limiting his mistakes. on OTTOTD 11/19: LOL @ AL Davis and the Raiders Edition on DRaysBay - 11/19/09 1:59 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented I can't get over how knee-jerk I get about Wheeler. on A Free Agency's Eve Update on Milton Bradley on DRaysBay - 11/19/09 1:53 PM EST (2 replies)

Commented 5-4, maybe 4-5 on OTTOTD 11/19: LOL @ AL Davis and the Raiders Edition on DRaysBay - 11/19/09 1:48 PM EST (3 replies)

Commented Unlike my other comments, this isn't a joke. I sincerely believe that he would choose football over his wife, and abandon his children if he was forced to choose between football and family. on OTTOTD 11/19: LOL @ AL Davis and the Raiders Edition on DRaysBay - 11/19/09 1:41 PM EST

Commented He's going to have to win a super bowl or have a career-ending injury before he retires. on OTTOTD 11/19: LOL @ AL Davis and the Raiders Edition on DRaysBay - 11/19/09 1:40 PM EST (2 replies)

Commented Only if it wasn't on fire. on OTTOTD 11/19: LOL @ AL Davis and the Raiders Edition on DRaysBay - 11/19/09 1:37 PM EST (2 replies)

Commented I hope he gets injured every game. on OTTOTD 11/19: LOL @ AL Davis and the Raiders Edition on DRaysBay - 11/19/09 1:36 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented That's affirm. Tampa has higher crime rates and is the more difficult of the two rural areas to navigate. on OTTOTD 11/19: LOL @ AL Davis and the Raiders Edition on DRaysBay - 11/19/09 1:08 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented He's like a negative Jeff George. on OTTOTD 11/19: LOL @ AL Davis and the Raiders Edition on DRaysBay - 11/19/09 10:54 AM EST

Commented Like, they could've had Dante Culpepper last year. on OTTOTD 11/19: LOL @ AL Davis and the Raiders Edition on DRaysBay - 11/19/09 10:50 AM EST (1 reply)

Commented I can't believe that Gradkowski still has an NFL job. on OTTOTD 11/19: LOL @ AL Davis and the Raiders Edition on DRaysBay - 11/19/09 10:48 AM EST (3 replies)

Commented Regal is the shit. on OTTOTD 11/19: LOL @ AL Davis and the Raiders Edition on DRaysBay - 11/19/09 10:32 AM EST (1 reply)

Commented It usually depends on the talent level. on Should The Rays Trade Carlos Pena? on DRaysBay - 11/19/09 9:26 AM EST

Commented Can I buy it at the DraysBay store? on The Greatest (Devil) Rays to Ever Wear... #24 on DRaysBay - 11/18/09 5:01 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented I'd rank them one level above hobos. on Conventional Wisdom and Such on DRaysBay - 11/18/09 3:56 PM EST

Commented If I can make a suggestion. on The Greatest (Devil) Rays to Ever Wear... #25 on DRaysBay - 11/18/09 3:45 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented And played too many years for the evil empire. on The Greatest (Devil) Rays to Ever Wear... #24 on DRaysBay - 11/18/09 3:43 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented Because reporters are tremendously important to clubhouse chemistry. on Conventional Wisdom and Such on DRaysBay - 11/18/09 3:42 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented Green FTW. on To that end, Bannister introduced Greinke to FIP, or Fielding Independent Pitching, the statistic... on DRaysBay - 11/18/09 3:38 PM EST

Recommended What a surprise, sabrmetrically inclined blogger confuses liking advanced statistics with being "smart" on DRaysBay - 11/18/09 3:37 PM EST

Commented How is Texas' style of death different then any other? on Conventional Wisdom and Such on DRaysBay - 11/18/09 3:37 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented The team thinks clubhouse chemistry is important, and that saddens you? on Conventional Wisdom and Such on DRaysBay - 11/18/09 3:36 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented I'm not good at doing these, keep that in mind as here we go: on Should The Rays Trade Carlos Pena? on DRaysBay - 11/18/09 3:29 PM EST (2 replies)

Commented Seriously, Tino is what I wish Carlos Pena actually was. on The Greatest (Devil) Rays to Ever Wear... #24 on DRaysBay - 11/18/09 3:20 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented I know people here love the hero AB that Johnson had over Papelbon, but voting for him over Tito Martinez is dumb. on The Greatest (Devil) Rays to Ever Wear... #24 on DRaysBay - 11/18/09 3:17 PM EST (1 reply)

Voted for Tino Martinez on DRaysBay - 11/18/09 3:15 PM EST

Commented Honestly, I'm pretty sure that in baseball terms, fat = grit on crossing over to the dark side on DRaysBay - 11/18/09 3:15 PM EST

Commented I love these rediculous mega trades. on Should The Rays Trade Carlos Pena? on DRaysBay - 11/18/09 3:14 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented This is absolutely insane. The Rays would have to be 50 games under .500 by the ASB for something like this to even possibly be considered. on Should The Rays Trade Carlos Pena? on DRaysBay - 11/18/09 3:12 PM EST (2 replies)

Commented The Rays already had and got rid of Branyan. I don't think they're going to want him back after a breakout season. on Should The Rays Trade Carlos Pena? on DRaysBay - 11/18/09 3:11 PM EST

Commented Any Yankee fan that starts any kind of rosterbation with any variant of "We get Carl Crawford" that doesn't end in "during 2010 free agency" is absolutely dilusional. on Rosterbation In Full Swing for Crawford on DRaysBay - 11/18/09 9:29 AM EST

Commented This. on Should The Rays Trade Carlos Pena? on DRaysBay - 11/18/09 9:24 AM EST

Recommended Tampa Bay Rays VP Andrew Friedman Talks with DRaysBay on DRaysBay - 11/17/09 2:56 PM EST

Commented Rong Raccoon on The Rays and The Rule 5 Draft on DRaysBay - 11/17/09 2:41 PM EST