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@mlse (PPP) was quoted on CBC News for his twitter post "The earthquake in Toronto was caused by thousands of England fans jumping back on the bandwagon"

almost 2 years ago 13840_814564838951_58006961_48795353_7327832_n_tiny kessticle 17 comments 3 recs

Pension Plan Puppets Revisiting: "Leafs - Best defense in the league?"

Hey PPP fans,

I wanted to take this time to revisit a post I made in the summertime, claiming that, on paper, Toronto had one of the best defense corps in the league. Before I continue this post, let me make something very clear. I WAS WRONG. There, I said it. I was very wrong. Frankly, I feel a bit better having said it out loud.

Could the general ECHL-level play of Toskala be a reason for the underperforming defense? Yes. Obviously. A large part. Can my unrealistic expectations of rookie goaltender Jonus Gustavsson also have played a part? Why, yes. But, short of all excuses one can make regarding goaltending, it's pretty indisputable that the Leafs defense has been atrocious. A 6-4 win versus the Edmonton Oilers, great as it was to see 6 goals scored, was not encouraging. Nor was a 4-1 loss to the New York Islanders. Could this be the goaltenders' fault? It's possible, and I'm sure an argument could be made, but I'm going to say that would be a VERY weak argument.

So, what's going on with our defence? I don't actually have the answer. I'm more interested in getting opinions from the rest of PPP nation. Some analysis after the jump

Poll
How wrong was I about the Leafs defense being great?
Very
19 votes
Very Very
19 votes
Incredibly
20 votes
It's all the goalies' fault
31 votes
Our defense HAS been spectacular and you were right, Kessticle
20 votes

109 votes | Poll has closed

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Pension Plan Puppets "Mats SUNden (sic)", Poker Star?

Have any of you heard this new ad for Pokerstars.net, where they mispronounce their celebrity endorser's name? The ad is airing in Toronto, and no doubt hordes of other Torontonians noticed the obvious and ignorant mispronunciation of Mats Sundin's name. I saw the ad on TSN early this morning (12:25 AM or so), and couldn't believe that nobody noticed the mistake in the editing process. Description of the ad after the jump.

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Pension Plan Puppets Movember - in honour of White, Wendel and Lanny

Hey PPP nation,

I'm sure some of you have heard of Movember before. It's a charity designed to raise money for prostate cancer research. What you do is, you grow a mustache for the month of November. This is not a beard, or a goatee, or a soul patch. It's a mustache. And we as Leafs fan have 2 of the most iconic mustaches in hockey history to which we can turn: Wendel Clark and Lanny McDonald. Much can also be said as well about the protective and perhaps magical powers of Ian White's mustache as well (shortly after growing it in 2008, he was unbenched and was able to succeed as both a forward AND a defenceman). After the jump, check out some of the greatest views of their respective mustaches, as well as the link to my Movember charity team, "Mustachulence". To decide if you want to even bother reading the rest of this post and participating, check out the Movember's YouTube channel. Just remember - to "honour" your Leafs, you COULD put a stupid paper bag over your head and pretend you're not jumping on a bandwagon, OR you could grow a mustache like some of the greatest Leafs of all time (plus Ian White). My Movember team, Team Mustachulence, could use your help and participation.

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Pension Plan Puppets Poll - my new username?


I need a new name now that Heatley is no longer a Senator and the relevance of my name is lost. The best way to do this is probably via poll. Tell me what you think! Write-in votes strongly encouraged. I'm leaning towards Kessticle, but I also like Beauched Whale (especially with his play lately)

Poll
What should my new username be?
Kessticle
16 votes
Kessell's missing ball
2 votes
Kadreamy (kadri + dreamy - not my favorite since I am a straight male, but thought i'd put it up)
3 votes
Kominist
7 votes
Beauched Whale
5 votes
Double Stalberger with cheese (lazy one)
5 votes
Oddball #81
2 votes
Gustav's son (again, lazy)
0 votes
Is that the kid you want?
16 votes

56 votes | Poll has closed

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Eric-lindros

I STILL HATE ERIC LINDROS.

comments?

prick wouldn't sign my hockey card (not shown in picture) when i was like 9. made me cry.

almost 3 years ago 13840_814564838951_58006961_48795353_7327832_n_tiny kessticle 4 comments

Pension Plan Puppets Leafs defense - the best in the league?

Ok so let's be honest - the headline was designed to get your attention. BUT this is something that really warrants some debate! With the recent acquisition of Beauchemin, and the departure of contract busts such as Pavel Kubina ($5M) and Bryan McCabe ($5.75M), the Leafs may have the best defence core in the league. If you disagree with me about that, then at least look at the bang we're getting for our buck in Leafs Nation. I'm way too lazy to seek out the contracts of every team - I'll leave that to the pro bloggers (this is my first FanPost and I have to nap still before my hockey game tonight). But with Kaberle ($4.25M), Komisarek ($4.5M), Beauchemin ($3.8M), Schenn ($1.25M cap hit) and a healthy Van Ryn ($3.35M), is there a stronger core in the league with such value? The only blemish on this list is Finger ($3.5M). 

 

Poll
Who will be the defensive MVP on the Leafs next year?
Luke Schenn
76 votes
Mike Komisarek
22 votes
Tomas Kaberle
15 votes
Francois Beauchemin
39 votes
Mike Van Ryn (the bionic man)
3 votes
Other (just not Jeff Finger)
2 votes

157 votes | Poll has closed

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Heatley-gone

Does anyone else think that Dany Heatley is a real piece of work? how do you request a trade, then turn down the one and only trade offer your team has received??? i suppose the good news is this: he's fucking over Ottawa. but still, seriously, the Sens got a decent return from Edmonton, and now Heater doesn't want to go to that city?

F*#@ You, Dany Heatley.

almost 3 years ago 13840_814564838951_58006961_48795353_7327832_n_tiny kessticle 10 comments