SB Nation User Blog: kevin_ess

OTPOTD: I can drink you under the table, but I bowl like your grandma edition

kevin_ess — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 07:31:51 -0000

I met a great amount of LL people tonight, and I'll tell you, they were all more attractive than Jeff, Graham, and Mathew combined. We had a great night of bowling and drinking, and drinking, and drin-wait--- was that just me??

To all there, you were gracious and awesome. What a great night. Here's to putting my shirt into a bra-like status in order to get a strike. And fuck you all. Tomorrow is going to suck. The great part about this off-top?? I won't even be around to see it until late tomorrow.

And royalcurve made those goddamned tatertots with bacon. Holy mackerel, they were tasty.

OTFPOTD for 10/22/08 early, because I'm bored.

kevin_ess — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 05:11:47 -0000

It's 10:15 as I write this. I haven't been around LL long, but goddamned long enough that some people like me. I don't usually contribute to the ON topic threads, because, well shit - it's either already been said by Jeff, or I'm repeating my posts from MC. I've met some awesome people from this site lately, which leads to the first question:

Of all of the LL posters, who do you really want to meet in person, and why?

Are the fucking Seahawks worth talking about anymore?

If Sheri Lewis and Joan Rivers mated, would the world implode?

Nada Surf is HORRIBLY underrated.

If you had to choose between the Mariners winning the World Series or getting a raise of two dollars, what would you choose?

If you happened to live in New Orleans and wanted coffee but couldn't have it, would you slap Robert in the face?

If you were tied down and tortured by listening to repeating streams of either Enya or Josh Grobin, which would you choose?

And finally, Who here likes my friends, Steel Pole Bath Tub, and tell me why.

Dickish fanpost about another site that involves you.

kevin_ess — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 06:29:16 -0000

So MC is having an informal meet ant greet. I'm posting info below, as we'd love to have a few crossover members attend, as well as some people I've grown fond of having been on your site for a while now.

Here you go:

We're meeting at the game on the 26th of September (FEAR NOT-- IF YOU CANNOT MAKE THE GAME, WE ARE ALSO PLANNING TO MEET BEFORE OR AFTER - I WILL UPDATE AS WE GET MORE PUBLIC INFO). There will be a handful of us at the game, but I would love to have some regular posters here come by as well. Gomez, PosPaul, dpseadv, Robert, Matthew, Jeff, Churchill, and ALL others, I'm talking to you. We're thinking like the Pyramid Alehouse or somewhere near the stadium might be the best place to gather. Any thoughts or questions or suggestions are invited. Fuck it. I have ways to block phone bullshit. Here's my number for said questions or hell yeses: 206-909-1322.

Anyone interested in meeting the MC crew?

MarinerCentral.com...

kevin_ess — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 05:04:12 -0000

I'm seriously not pandering for hits - I don't even own the site anymore. I'm just wondering what your collective thoughts on it are. Have you visited it? Do you love or hate it? I know a few members of my old site have been banned from this site - I find our sites MUCH different. Some dick named "Gomez" has put up some great shit on our site. A few other names I recognize here have done the same. I love coming over here and speaking my abstract mind without reprehension, but what do y'all (my wife is from South Carolina, I can say that, MFers) think about the site I house after SportSpot.net ended?

Again, not an advertisement for a site I no longer own, just a question of thoughts...