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Kirsten Schlewitz

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Mafiosa extraordinaire for SBN Soccer Italia. Also can be found talking all things Napoli at The Siren's Song, and agonizing over Aston Villa at 7500 to Holte.
Decidedly non-monogamous when it comes to clubs, yet disdainful of those who choose more than one side per league.
Very fond of caps lock in times of stress. Which is often.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Seattle Mariners
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  • FIFA Slovakia
  • EPL Aston Villa
  • MLS Seattle Sounders
  • Fantasy Ljajic & JoJo
  • Serie A Napoli
  • Tennis Janko Tipsarevic
Recent Activity
The one thing this World Cup needed was more Zlatan
Posted on Jul 10 2014, 9:56a
And you thought Bendtner to Villa rumors were bad?
Posted on Jul 10 2014, 9:43a
Napoli fans should be cheering Argentina against Netherlands
Posted on Jul 9 2014, 11:42a
yeah, I understand the "why would we bother with loans" reaction, but in this case, it's like an insurance policy.
Commented on Di Marzio: Napoli "Wants To Shock" Europe on Jul 9 2014, 11:00a
I'd love to have him
Commented on Napoli Trying To Beat Roma To American Starlet DeAndre Yedlin on Jul 9 2014, 10:12a
Villa linked to former Arsenal striker, so why is everyone so upset?
Posted on Jul 9 2014, 8:15a
Also, it's Sky Sports so
Commented on Napoli Trying To Beat Roma To American Starlet DeAndre Yedlin on Jul 9 2014, 5:31a
As I wrote at Stars and Stripes
Commented on Napoli Trying To Beat Roma To American Starlet DeAndre Yedlin on Jul 9 2014, 5:30a - 1 reply
Robin van Persie a doubt for Netherlands' semifinal clash with Argentina
Posted on Jul 9 2014, 3:57a
I see Conor's already weighed in on this, but I'm going to take the opposite side
Commented on Napoli, Roma, Anderlecht all bidding on DeAndre Yedlin on Jul 9 2014, 3:31a - 3 replies
Stars and Stripes FC
Joined on Jul 9 2014, 3:04a
Aston Villa Chief Executive steps down, people cheer
Posted on Jul 8 2014, 5:16a
and won't, if he doesn't REMEMBER HE HAS A CLUB TO RUN
Commented on Randy Lerner suddenly remembers he is running a football club on Jul 8 2014, 4:58a
In praise of Colombia, the World Cup's most fun team
Posted on Jul 5 2014, 10:34a
World Cup 2014: July 4, Napoli - style (VAMOS COLOMBIA)
Posted on Jul 4 2014, 10:10a
Stupid Mazzarri
Commented on Eduardo Vargas Hoping For Napoli Stay on Jul 4 2014, 9:11a
Trying to choose between James and Neymar
Posted on Jul 4 2014, 8:00a
Saying goodbye to 24 of our closest World Cup friends
Posted on Jul 3 2014, 10:00a
World Cup 2014: July 1, Napoli - style (not one, not two, but SIX)
Posted on Jul 1 2014, 10:57a
World Cup 2014: June 30, Napoli - style (getting Foxy)
Posted on Jun 30 2014, 10:57a
Plus he speaks Spanish!
Commented on Mercato Madness: Napoli Moving Hard To Secure Michu Transfer From Swansea City on Jun 30 2014, 6:40a
I am guessing you are not alone.
Commented on This is either the funniest or most heartbreaking Napoli rumor you'll see today on Jun 30 2014, 6:36a - 1 reply
This is either the funniest or most heartbreaking Napoli rumor you'll see today
Posted on Jun 29 2014, 10:00a
The three biggest disappointments of the World Cup so far
Posted on Jun 28 2014, 7:00a
South Korea vs. Belgium live stream: How to watch 2014 World Cup online
Posted on Jun 26 2014, 3:00p
Portugal retake the lead with Ronaldo's 50th international goal
Posted on Jun 26 2014, 1:45p
Gyan equalizes for Ghana
Posted on Jun 26 2014, 1:22p
Own goal scores again, Portugal lead Ghana 1-0
Posted on Jun 26 2014, 12:37p
Cristiano Ronaldo denied his 50th international goal
Posted on Jun 26 2014, 12:14p
World Cup 2014: June 26, Napoli - style (aka DRIES DRIES DRIES)
Posted on Jun 26 2014, 11:03a
South Korea vs. Belgium, 2014 World Cup: Time, TV schedule
Posted on Jun 26 2014, 10:00a
Russia vs. Algeria, 2014 World Cup: Kickoff and TV schedule
Posted on Jun 26 2014, 10:00a
USA vs. Germany: 3 key matchups
Posted on Jun 26 2014, 9:00a
Official: Fernando completes move to Manchester City
Posted on Jun 26 2014, 8:55a
Kevin-Prince Boateng, Sulley Muntari sacked by Ghana
Posted on Jun 26 2014, 7:23a
Why are the final group stage matches at the World Cup played simultaneously?
Posted on Jun 26 2014, 7:00a
Uruguay FA claims Suárez bite marks are photoshopped
Posted on Jun 26 2014, 3:56a
Luis Suárez was never interested in 'redemption'
Posted on Jun 25 2014, 10:31a
Ciro Esposito, the Napoli fan shot before the Coppa Italia final, dies
Posted on Jun 25 2014, 3:58a
fuck this shit
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 24, Napoli - style (all in for Italy) on Jun 24 2014, 1:55p
Hey Conor, you know how you wrote about how under control Suarez had been last season...
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 24, Napoli - style (all in for Italy) on Jun 24 2014, 1:44p - 1 reply
I can't even care. I'm just too busy being stunned
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 24, Napoli - style (all in for Italy) on Jun 24 2014, 1:42p
well of course
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 24, Napoli - style (all in for Italy) on Jun 24 2014, 1:40p
Does he never learn?
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 24, Napoli - style (all in for Italy) on Jun 24 2014, 1:39p
Guess he figured there's no way Italy are scoring, anyway
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 24, Napoli - style (all in for Italy) on Jun 24 2014, 1:36p
wait..what, ref?
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 24, Napoli - style (all in for Italy) on Jun 24 2014, 1:18p
what in actual fuck, Marchisio?
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 24, Napoli - style (all in for Italy) on Jun 24 2014, 1:18p - 1 reply
I was just thinking how badly this could backfire
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 24, Napoli - style (all in for Italy) on Jun 24 2014, 1:05p
people really need to stop bitching about Rossi
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 24, Napoli - style (all in for Italy) on Jun 24 2014, 12:42p - 1 reply
JFC WHAT THE HELL ITALY
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 24, Napoli - style (all in for Italy) on Jun 24 2014, 12:32p
Is it too soon to call for INsigne?
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 24, Napoli - style (all in for Italy) on Jun 24 2014, 12:27p - 1 reply
I am getting annoyed
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 24, Napoli - style (all in for Italy) on Jun 24 2014, 12:25p
the latter.
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 24, Napoli - style (all in for Italy) on Jun 24 2014, 12:12p
damn you Muslera for choosing that moment to be decent
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 24, Napoli - style (all in for Italy) on Jun 24 2014, 12:12p
some of us are still uncertain why he's even on the bench
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 24, Napoli - style (all in for Italy) on Jun 24 2014, 12:09p - 1 reply
I can't believe I'm going to say this but...please don't let Chiellini be hurt
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 24, Napoli - style (all in for Italy) on Jun 24 2014, 12:08p - 1 reply
good point
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 24, Napoli - style (all in for Italy) on Jun 24 2014, 12:06p
Oh good, Balo already looks destined for a red
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 24, Napoli - style (all in for Italy) on Jun 24 2014, 12:03p - 1 reply
World Cup 2014: June 24, Napoli - style (all in for Italy)
Posted on Jun 24 2014, 10:57a
It's the end of the world as we know it for Croatia (almost)
Posted on Jun 24 2014, 10:30a
World Cup 2014: June 23, Napoli - style (aka Forza Chile!)
Posted on Jun 23 2014, 10:57a
More rumors about American investors buying Aston Villa
Posted on Jun 23 2014, 8:24a
and if someone dares suggest he's not a backup I will cut you
Commented on Mercato Madness: Napoli Looking To Shore Up Attack, Looking At Perisic And Michu on Jun 23 2014, 7:59a - 1 reply
I'm just not sure we need Perisic
Commented on Mercato Madness: Napoli Looking To Shore Up Attack, Looking At Perisic And Michu on Jun 23 2014, 7:53a - 2 replies
Bosnia fail to move beyond the fairytale
Posted on Jun 22 2014, 10:13a
Honduras score, Ecuador respond almost immediately
Posted on Jun 20 2014, 6:44p
Honduras fans express their absolute delight at being Honduras fans
Posted on Jun 20 2014, 6:32p
I really don't want to be awake for this
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 20, Napoli-style (aka FOUR players to look out for) on Jun 20 2014, 5:56p
Honduras vs. Ecuador: Enner Valencia brace leads Ecuador to come-from-behind win
Posted on Jun 20 2014, 5:45p
I'm still going to laugh if he misses out on the golden boot
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 20, Napoli-style (aka FOUR players to look out for) on Jun 20 2014, 5:44p
World Cup 2014 streaming: How to watch Honduras vs. Ecuador live online
Posted on Jun 20 2014, 5:30p
yes, this is what I've resorted to
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 20, Napoli-style (aka FOUR players to look out for) on Jun 20 2014, 4:53p - 1 reply
haha Benz goal didn't count
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 20, Napoli-style (aka FOUR players to look out for) on Jun 20 2014, 4:52p - 1 reply
wtf france
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 20, Napoli-style (aka FOUR players to look out for) on Jun 20 2014, 4:51p - 1 reply
Blerim Džemaili scores the first direct free kick of the World Cup
Posted on Jun 20 2014, 4:47p
they just need to go home
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 20, Napoli-style (aka FOUR players to look out for) on Jun 20 2014, 4:38p
Karim Benzema scores a beauty in France's dismantling of Switzerland
Posted on Jun 20 2014, 4:32p
again I say ARGH
Commented on World Cup 2014: June 20, Napoli-style (aka FOUR players to look out for) on Jun 20 2014, 4:17p
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